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Playing It Cool

Playing It Cool - Siblings

Just two guys chillaxing in Amish Country.

(submitted by Doug)

In Siblings • July 8th, 2009 • 133 Comments »

Sixteen Candles

Sixteen Candles - Birthdays

It’s so much easier when they just forget your birthday.

(submitted by Michael)

In Birthdays • July 8th, 2009 • 67 Comments »

Awkward Family Story: Sofa Shopping

When I was 15 my parents finished part of our basement to make a ‘hangout’ area for me to bring friends over. I couldn’t wait to be out of the eyeline of my parents so I could bring boys over and makeout. We were shopping for sofas and they asked me what I liked better, the sectional or a regular couch. I blurted out, “I like the sexual!” in front of the salespeople and my parents. Oh, it was so awkward.

(submitted by Stephanie)

In Stories • July 7th, 2009 • 82 Comments »

Awkward Family Story: Meet the Dummy

Growing up I’d always been used to being mortifyingly embarassed by my mother, who used to assert that all children felt the same way about their parents. Whilst this is obviously true to an extent, I eventually did realize that my own mother was worse than most.

Settling into university and making new friends is always going to be a big thing, and having two friends to stay at home after a drunken night out, my mother (them being two giggly girls) felt in good company enough to invite them upstairs excitedly whilst I was out of the room.┬áThe girls – also in possession of terrible hangovers – mystified but intrigued, followed my mother where they were told to close their eyes for a mere moment. When they opened them, my mother was sitting on the edge of her bed with her brand spanking new ventriloquist doll, apparently deciding it would be an appropriate morning to perform an impromptu comedy sketch. Awkward.

P.S.┬áThe doll mysteriously went missing not long after, and while I wasn’t actually responsible, I’m utterly grateful.

(submitted by Tweety)

In Stories • July 6th, 2009 • 87 Comments »

Awkward Family Story: Dad Humor

My boyfriend’s car had broken down, so my dad had kindly offered to come and pick us up. On the way home, there was a group of Galah’s on the road up ahead. In a serious voice dad says, “Kids, hold on tight, we’re going to jump to inter-galah-tic travel.” My boyfriend just looked at my dad, then at me. I could offer no explanation besides, “Dad Joke.” Awkward.

(submitted by Bree)

In Stories • June 30th, 2009 • 95 Comments »

Here I Go Again

Here I Go Again - Kids

Some people just have “it.”

(submitted by Jasmine)

In Kids • June 16th, 2009 • 142 Comments »

Throw Grandma From the Train

Throw Grandma From the Train - Grandma

Somebody clearly doesn’t want a hard candy.

(submitted by Matt)

In Grandma • May 27th, 2009 • 97 Comments »
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