Choo wanna see how good dees gun werks?
“a bird in the hand is worth a stab in the bush”
When the Columbian drug lords discovered Hootie was a canary, it was all over.
In a last-ditch effort to win, the Presidential candidate and running mate shamelessly appealed to the NRA, PETA, and undecided voters from the Ozarks.
Say hallo to my little friend… His name is Paulie.
Horation Sanz: Amy? Do you think people have realized this is from one our long lost SNL skits?
Amy Poehler: Shhh…just keep holding the parrot; don’t mess up my chances to get one of those AFP books!
Bayoneted, sighted rifle? $499. Pirate’s Parrot? $199. His & Hers matching Blu-Blockers? $10.99. Second honeymoon in Colombia? Priceless.
Caption for the pic of girl with weapon, guy with parrot : if you love something set it free, then I will use my scope to shoot it and filet it with my bayonet
For next time he leaves the toilet seat up…
“Why do I have to hold this stinking bird, she don’t even know how to use that thing!”
Polly was tired of crackers……bring on the big game!
“Say hello to our leetle friends…and my Sears catalog velour sweatjacket”
Caption: “Polly hated that he had to rely on humans to hold his weaponry.”
She wears the pants in this relationship and he just gets crapped all over.
“A love of hunting, 4-h, fowl and dungeons and dragons make for mighty fine photography to share with the kin folk”
“Okay, guys – sharp things in the front, dull ones in the back!”
She said she was angry at someone. Mama said “shoot him the bird then”.
“Guess what you’re having for dinner tonight, dear…”
“You should see what they did with the dog!”
We know who wears the pants in that house.
The parrot’s just back up.
The parrot’s just back-up.
“I’ll let you hold mine if you let me hold yours.”
Who needs clay pigeons?!?
This bird’s moment of clarity on why they kept calling her “Exotic Game”.
One more squawk and that bird is going to be shot and skinned.
“It´s a jungle in here.”
If you love your parrot set it free, … If it doesn’t come back, hunt it down and shoot it.
Polly want an AK-47?
We can’t see since our glasses are so dark, so we brought along our seeing eye parrot!
“It’s a funny story…we met online!”
Say hello to my little friend.
A bird in the hand, easily worth 2 in the bush, but that doesn’t mean she won’t try for two.
John and Mary bonded over their mutual love of animals with just one difference: John liked to hold them OUTSIDE of his stomach.
Only 48 days til Thanksgiving!
Finally, Doris and Bill shared the beautiful and confusing secrets to a long marriage and fulfilling love life. Don’t judge them!
For several years, they trained poly in the art of combat.
That day, Lil’ Petey vowed to be the worlds best behaved parrot.
Jim was so pleased that Sue had liked her birthday present so much- his taxidermy business had really taken off as a result.
Sometimes Polly gets out of hand.
Their Transitions lenses are malfunctioning so I can understand the need for a laser sight on their dagger, but that falcon really doesn’t look right.
Polly never stood a chance.
Every American has the right to bear feathers.
Gabe and Julie pose with Polly who is credited with single handedly fending off Gabe & Julie’s would be attackers. Photo taken hours after Polly was found not guilty of illegal possession of a firearm.
Looks like they’ll be shooting us the bird.
In 2008 Seth Rogen did Pineapple Express, in 2009 Danny McBride summarized it.
Polly want a cracker …. or else.
You didn’t think we bagged such a fine bird with just a cracker, did you???
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