She should go for the crappy housewife option, ‘cos I don’t think the glamorous one is working much for her and by the sounds of it she only has two choices. Poor thing.
Oh my god, I was afraid this was going to spread.
See the bridge at 00:17? I was there when they recorded the music video. When I got to hear some of the song, I automatically laughed and thought that this was so Norwegian humor! … Then the producer got a bit annoyed and told me it was actually a serious song, and that there was no point in laughing.
Ive never been more embaressed of my Norwegian blood.
I had no idea that the only lifestyles available to me were “crappy housewife” and “glamorous life.” And to think I’ve wasted all this time being a productive member of society.
Did she say that she doesn’t want dirt on her, when she’s dead, but she wants to be buried in make-up? I don’t quite know how to take that in. I do love the lyrical complexity of the chorus. I wonder how many years it’s going to take for her to feel mortified about this.
Connie, I have carefully studied not only her lyrics, but her mannerisms in context and I have come to the conclusion the answer is…a crappy housewife. I hope this helps.
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She should go for the crappy housewife option, ‘cos I don’t think the glamorous one is working much for her and by the sounds of it she only has two choices. Poor thing.
She should stop going to all this clubs if she wants to be a good housewife.
So, be a good housewife and get on with your life. Believe me, siniging and music videos are not for you. Trust me on this one.
Who writes this stuff?
Oh my god, I was afraid this was going to spread.
See the bridge at 00:17? I was there when they recorded the music video. When I got to hear some of the song, I automatically laughed and thought that this was so Norwegian humor! … Then the producer got a bit annoyed and told me it was actually a serious song, and that there was no point in laughing.
Ive never been more embaressed of my Norwegian blood.
Take it easy on yourself Lars. We have lots of people here we’re embarrassed about. At least she’s not running for president.
I had no idea that the only lifestyles available to me were “crappy housewife” and “glamorous life.” And to think I’ve wasted all this time being a productive member of society.
apparently she doesn’t want to be a crappy housewife..
Why aren’t they singing in Norwegian?
Maybe she doesn’t know what she is singing and if she did she wouldn’t be singing it. Let’s give her the benefit of the doubt.
They weren’t?
Ain’t no party like a nordic party…
LMAO!! Hilarious!
She may not want to be a crappy housewife, but she sucks at making videos. What else can we find for her to do?
There are very few places where hip hop translates well into the native culture… we have learned today that Norway is not one of those places…
Could this possibly be improved with the addition of a 1/2 glove on anybody’s hand?
Did she go to the Anna Nicole Smith school of pop stardom?
I may not have exactly the words to describe this, but AWKWARD is not one of them.
I heard it as “crabby” housewife… But I can see where crappy makes more sense.
Well, necessity is the mother of invention, as the saying goes…
Time to open up a school for housewife excellence!
That’s a saying?
Ooops sorry I misread your post. I thought you meant the latter was the saying rather than the former. Now it makes sense!
LOL
Awkwardly enough I am norwegian and this video is shot in downtown Tønsberg. My hometown… Don’t really know how to feel about that…
I’m so jealous. All my hometown has for a music video is a rap song about it by a couple of fat teenagers.
Please … don’t turn this site into “silly youtube videos”.
agreed, this isn’t awkward………….just bad
that’s why we said occasionally
Well played. Perfect AFP material.
1985 called…it wants it’s video back! Oh, and at the beginning did she say her name was Toenail???
I thought people went clubbing at NIGHT
In Norway, the sun is up most of the night this time of year.
That’s why she is a crappy housewife.
Well I, being a crappy housewife, and completely offended.
that’s OK- better to be a crappy housewife than a crappy norwegian pop singer.
Say what you want about Rebecca Black’s Friday, THIS video is the worst one that has EVER been made.
Hard to beleive there could be a worse video then Friday , but this is it.
I’m glad they put in the key change at 2:44. I thought they hadn’t read ‘Pop songs for Dummies’ all the way through.
I agree. They couldn’t possibly make this song without the necessary key- change! Completely enhanced the enjoyability XD
I refuse to believe this is real…
I was just thinking the same thing…this CAN’T be for real!!
Also I they have way more champagne glasses than necessary.
Are we gonna talk about the rap solo yet?
I was hoping not to considering, it wasnt really rapping.
For real? I thought that was a tranny getting out of the car in the beginning. Much to my surprise, it was just a really crappy housewife.
I also love how she is supposed to be in the exlusive club while I’m pretty sure thats a basement or someones living room.
Wait I rewatched it so I ake back the basement comment. But I’m still going with the living room.
You poor thing-you watched it TWICE?!
are you kidding? This is all the women’s in my family new theme song! I can’t stop laughing when I hear it.
Ah. A living room. I was trying to figure out where they were, and I kept landing on “Holiday Inn Ballroom 4″ as my best guess.
But lets be honest with each other, no one really WANTS to be a crappy house wife. Isn’t she just echoing the secret fears of a generation?
Ok, maybe not.
well…that was quite painful
I am quite certain that no husband would WANT her as a crappy housewife.
We we we we, we so excited to have a new bad song stuck in our heads, because its friday!
For some sad reason, the song is now stuck in my head too. Also, the women look like they’d blend right in on “Jersey Shore”.
soooo true, damn !!
Crap, shouldn’t have listened before bed, will haunt my dreams I am sure. Bad Norse rap, dear sweet jesus…
Ok that was just awful.
Nordic Hip Hop…oh my. Looks like an SNL digital short.
Haha, you’re right~ it totally looks like an SNL digital short
The only thin I could think of was “Sprockets”
Great! Now the damn song is stuck in my head!! Thank you AFP!
Wow. Maybe they don’t understand English and don’t realize how truly awful this is.
That is no excuse to use our language for evil.
lol
I don’t wanna be
I don’t wanna be
Watchin’ this video!
Wow! I’m underwhelmed!
I guess she’d rather be a crappy singer! This makes Rebecca Black look Grammy-worthy!
That’s awesome! So true….
Wait….this is nothing…..if you want awkward search YouTube for Gunther Tutti Fruiti, Ding Dong Song, and my favorite Sunstrip!
Paris Hilton–ten years from now.
My thoughts exactly!
…Shes 28, Paris 30.
I will never get those 3 minutes & 27 seconds back!! That sucks!!
Clearly she doesn’t mind being a crappy singer.
I don’t want to be a crappy housewife… or anyone associated with this video.
Is this for real? If so, ohmygoodness. If not, these people have a lot of disposable time and income. God bless ‘em.
Poor dear, this is real.
do u honestly think a lot of money went into that??? and i soo thought that was paris hilton at first!
Did she say that she doesn’t want dirt on her, when she’s dead, but she wants to be buried in make-up? I don’t quite know how to take that in. I do love the lyrical complexity of the chorus. I wonder how many years it’s going to take for her to feel mortified about this.
Yeah I actually went back and listened to that part again because I was so confused.
hehehehe…I would think that at this point being a crappy housewife, might be a much better skill then what she’s currently doing!
Clearly, excellence is her aim.
I’m sorry, what does she not want to be ?
Connie, I have carefully studied not only her lyrics, but her mannerisms in context and I have come to the conclusion the answer is…a crappy housewife. I hope this helps.
Pretty sure shes saying crabby housewife