The Grandparents Episode!

September 28th, 2012

25 Responses to “The Grandparents Episode!”

  1. Jerry says:

    oh sh*t – hold on; I just dropped grampa’s head in my lap. My wife will be furious – she told me not to take it off the plate until the rest of the family got here.

  2. Becca says:

    I’d love to help at the soup kitchen, but I’ve just got a lot on my plate right now.

  3. Ann Thibau says:

    “…I wanted a t-shirt that SAID grandma, but you sent me…an…actual grandma on the t-shirt…I mean she seems nice ‘n’ all…”

  4. CB says:

    *note: if it’s not valid to submit more than one comment, please accept my first and disregard the rest, but if not, then I offer all as contenders*

    “Hello? Well, this is not a good time, I’m taking a photo with my grandma…”

    (or)

    “Well, she said she just really needed to lay down….please come help.”

    (or)

    “It worked! Grandma helped me scare her off….yeah, I hate blind dates…”

    (or)

    “911? Yeah my grandma’s fallen and can’t get up…..and I really want her to get up.”

  5. ron thompson says:

    Great news. Grandma just saw her shadow. 6 more weeks of smoking.

  6. Laura says:

    “OK,OK, Grandpa, don’t lose your head about my smoking! I just went through all that with Grandma.”

  7. Jock-o says:

    I’ve fallen and I don’t want to get up!!

  8. Atlan says:

    “No, dude, I can’t leave. Grandma had too much sangria and thinks she’s a cat again. I’m trying to keep her calmed down. Last year she tore up my blinds.”

  9. Scared says:

    Great. Now I’m going to have nightmares about that little girl and hallway.

  10. Tim says:

    Hello? Ichabod? I think I may have a solution…

  11. Brad says:

    Grandma, that’s not true, you can still get lung cancer if you smoke horizontally.

  12. Brad says:

    I don’t know how you see my fortune in these ashes Grandma.

  13. GrouchoFields says:

    Grandma, it looks like your right again – smoking can stunt your growth.

  14. CCR says:

    No, I don’t think it’s a good night for you to come over and meet my Grandma.

  15. sra113 says:

    If grandma’s apple pie is not here in five minutes, heads will roll.

  16. Alex R says:

    “After years of disappointing Thanksgivings, Bill finally succeeded in drinking Grandma under the table.”

    “Taking Hoarders to a whole new level”

    “Ashes to ashes. Dust to dust.”

    “Back in her day, they didn’t have all these distractions at dinner. Like cell phones.”

  17. Alex R says:

    “After years of disappointing Thanksgivings, Bill finally succeeded in drinking Grandma under the table.”

    “Taking hoarders to a whole new level”

    “Ashes to ashes. Dust to dust.”

  18. Vince S says:

    “Hello Orson. Today I learned that I must always keep the cigarettes where newborns won’t find them.”

  19. jennjenn says:

    “That awkward night where Grandma brings her new boy-toy over for burritos and sangria night…”

  20. Richard says:

    Granny bogarted the joint.

  21. Frank says:

    “She said she would put us in the will, so I gave her her cigarettes back. I’m going to let go of her now, OK?”

  22. Heather Goranson says:

    “Yeah so if you could just leave the pizza on the doorstep, that’d be great.”

  23. Sunny says:

    Please keep you head still Grandma – I do not wan tot get ashes on you……

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