Captian Morgan ain’t got nothin’ on me!
“Hi! My name is Gary. I like taking long walks on the beach and snuggling to Barry Manilow.”
…”I enjoy yoga and have a extensive dress sock collection as you can see here…”
Tennille called, she thinks you may be spending too much time with Elton.
To compete with the seniors for the single ladies on the cruise, Jeff emphasized his only advantage…flexibility.
Sorry sir, you lose the Captain Morgan look-a-like contest, you’re just too preppy.
Those ARE some really nice socks….
“Subtlety was not William’s strong suit.”
this ocean air really does wonders for chaffing…..
Ted learned the hard way not to use Nair to wear the short shorts on the cruise.
‘told you these caribbean khakis have lycra!
Ladies, don’t be fooled by my appearance…I’ve got a wild side.
And the photographer said, “Just act natural.”
Anyone for limbo? How low can you go…
Just hangin’ around getting some fresh air.
“He’s got a little TOO much of the Captain in him…”
Captain Morgan called, says you can keep that one!
You must be THIS HIGH to ride this ride!!
This is exactly what they mean when they tell little boys that ballet classes will give them a leg up on their futures
Say “Hello!” to my little friend
Ballet AND a cruise??? Best day EVER!!!
“What’s the password..?”