I always stretch out before starting the cruise.
See how well those yoga classes work?
What were you saying about your limbo skills?
Check out these Chuck Norris-approved kicking pants!
Well, hello there. Can I show you to your cabin?
Can you give me a hand? I don’t remember what happened last night but I woke up with my shoe superglued to this railing,
Just the thing for that “not-so-fresh” feeling!
“Why yes, I am comfortable at sea. Why do you ask?”
Step aside, Captain Morgan!
“The captain said he needs someone to finish ‘swabbing’ his….uh, ‘deck’.”
“Mr. Robinson, you’re trying to seduce me… but I haven’t been on the ship THAT long”
90 degrees starboard
Such a relaxed, casual shot.
His other leg can go up behind his head.
AAHHHH…the cool ocean breeze is just what my hemorrhoids needed!! I’m feeling good now! Take my picture!!
Try this sphincter exercise for days the Love Boat serves beans.
Fingers crossed that those salty sea breezes will clear up this rash!
“Got a little too much Captain in you.”
A cruise to Nova Scotia. It’s where you can proudly let it all hang out.
If I were female, this is how I’d urinate on the grass.
What? Haven’t you ever used Preparation H® and experienced it’s magic as I have?!
Welcome aboard the Love Boat ladies.
How low can YOU go?
“You must be at least *this* awkward to board.”
As captain allow me to show you around the ship, first stop, the ballroom.
look at my socks!
Rich was having second thoughts about his decision to go commando while getting dressed this morning.
“permission to come aboard?” “permission granted.”
“If we gotta jump and get outta here quickly, who’d you rather be with huh……..me or him?!”
Charlie just wanted to get a leg up on things.
We lost the limbo stick…
This is my terrirory!
Don’t worry Steve! This height is just below the awkward treshold!
The rarely seen arm-leg-shelf combo. A very bold choice.
“Look how comfortable I am in my new cotton Dockers.”
on a side note…could you actually show the picture when you announce the winners. My memory isn’t all that great!
Steve wasn’t sure if he could continue the rigorous demands of sock modeling much longer.
It’s easy to spot the ones who have been on the Singles Cruise before.
Tony was a bit too eager to talk about his vasectomy.
Just because you are comfortable with your body, it does not mean that everyone else is too
Ladies must be this high to ride
Hurricane Sandy ain’t gonna topple this boat…no sirree…not with me standing by!
London Bridges anyone?
The Love Boat soon will be making another run;
The Love Boat promises something for everyone.
Love won’t hurt anymore.
It’s an open smile on a friendly shore.
Yes LOVE! It’s LOVE!
Yep, he’s a boy. Girls sit down when they get their pictures taken.
“I brought you on this cruise to show that I love you this much!”
I’M ON A BOAT!
“Captain Morgan’s a punk! I’ll show him!”
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