The 100 Most Unfortunate Names In Human History

Not everyone loves their name. Maybe you feel like there are too many Kevins or Rachels, or that your parents getting creative by spelling “Ashley” like “Aeshly” isn’t doing you any favors. Whatever your reason, at least you don’t have to walk around as “Dick Weiner” or “Karen Gobbledick.” Their parents must’ve had them and thought, “let’s ruin their life from the start.”

1. Pop A Bottle For Chardonnay Hooker
unfortunate-chick-names

2. *Extremely Alec Baldwin Voice*
harry-baals

3. At Least She’s Happy
jolly-mangina

4. Jesus Condom Saves
jesus-condom

5. I’m Sorry Miss Jackson
marijuana-name

6. At Least She Made It Into The Industry
poon-ho

7. Never Trust A Steve
shart-last-name

8. Yes, It’s His Real Name
yearbook-actual-name

9. Why Settle For Just One?
worst-news-names

10. He’s Here
worst-names-ever

12. Brownie Points
worst-girl-names

13. Paging Dr. Shit
worst-doctor-names

14. Kid Has A Lot To Live Up To
worst-baby-name-ever

15. America’s Newest Sweetheart
misty-hyman-name-fail

16. Gross
weiner-name-fail

17. Didn’t Go With ‘Richard’
weiner-dick

18. Watch Out
unfortunate-names

19. Every Day
unfortunate-name

20. Like Bop-It, But Better
wank-name

21.
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22.
unfortunate-male-name

23.
unfortunate-doctor-names

24.
tiny-dick-name

25.
tiny-kox

26.
telephone-book-name

27.
tara-cherry

28.
sports-name-fails

29.
shame-name

30.
pro-sports-names

31.
physician-name-fail

32.
phat-ho

33.
ok-suk-whang

34.
name-worst-eve

35.
last-name-fail

36.
long-wang

37.
name-bad-worse

38.
parenting-name-fail

39.
unfortunate-female-names

40.
worst-athlete-name

41.
worst-name-human-existence

42.
yearbook-worst-name

43.
worst-real-estate-agent-name

44.
worst-doctor-name

45.
rape-name

46.
name-wtf

47.
name-ever-worst

48.
ivana-mandic

49.

girl-name-unfortunate

50.
gay-neighbor

51.
jack-goff

52.
anita-dick

53.
athlete-name-fails

54.
bad-names

55.
ben-dover

56.
destinee-hooker

57.
dick-felt

58.
funniest-names-ever

59.
funniest-girl-names

60.
funny-baseball-names

61.
funny-facebook-names

62.
harry-bushrod

63.
funny-dick-name

64.
funny-female-name

65.
girl-name-fail

66.
jim-bob-cooter

67.
genuine-name

68.
funny-yearbook-names

69.
funny-tombstone-name

70.
funny-old-names

71.
funny-name-pics

72.
funny-girl-names

73.
funny-female-names

74.
funny-dick-names

75.
funny-beaver-name

76.
funny-asian-name

77.
funniest-dick-names

78.
funny-politician-names

79.
funny-olympic-names

80.
funny-tv-credits-name

81.
dick-everhard

82.
dong-dong

83.
doctor-name-funny

84.
deja-vu-name

85.
dean-windass

86.
boner-name

87.
bad-female-names

88.
loser-name

89.
dick-burger

90.
mister-love-name

91.
harry-colon

92.
most-wtf-names

93.
funniest-asian-names

94.
douchebag-name

95.
sally-mangina-name

96.
beezow-name

97.
funny-names