Awkward Birthday Email

This was the birthday letter I received from my Dad two years ago…

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MAY 18, 2008

TO MY DAUGHTER,

WOW, 41 YEARS OLD……..YOU ARE GETTING UP THERE
IT’S ABOUT TIME YOU FIND YOURSELF A PARTNER
AND TIE THE KNOT. I WILL BE 80 IN A FEW WEEKS
AND I DON’T KNOW IF THESE OLD WORN OUT FALSE
KNEES WILL HOLD OUT MUCH LONGER SO I CAN WALK
YOU DOWN THE AISLE.

HAVE A GREAT DAY.

PA.

(submitted by Kris)