“This is my great-grandpa (left), Gramma Adele (right), her sister, and my oldest uncle, Stuart. Gramma Adele is 89 this year. Allow me to recreate what was said as this photo was taken:
Grandpa: C’mon! Smile for the picture!
Mother: Dad, I don’t think he wants to take a picture around all these creepy ceramic animals.
Aunt: Just take the damn pic–
(submitted by Mike)