letters
The Runaway Letter
“A friend of mine found a runaway note she wrote to her parents after they accidentally forgot her at church.”
(via source)
Letter Perfect
“Brilliantly facetious letter my grandfather sent his mother and father during World War 2, after she had obviously complained about his handwriting.”
(via source)
Allowance Sanctions
“Found this saved in my Dad’s nightstand: our allowance sanctions.”
(via source)
How Not To Fake A Doctor’s Note
“A friend of mine faked a doctor’s note at our job. This was my boss’s response.”
(via source)
Thank You Not
“A thank-you note to my grandparents when I was a kid. It reads: ‘Dear Grandma and Grandpa, thanks for what you got me. P.S., I forgot what you got me.'”
(via source)
Relationship Advice From Your Ten-Year-Old-Self
“I found some ‘relationship advice’ from my ten-year-old self. Probably the reason I’m still single.”
(via source)
Snacktime Strife
“My six-year-old daughter scribbled this note about her little brother, then stuffed in my hand an hour after she had a snack. It reads: ‘It’s just that everyone pays attention to Jay, not me so no one pays attention to me, so people don’t feed me that much.’ She was apparently starved for more than just attention.”
(submitted by Sara)
Life Goals
“As his mother, I’m naturally glad he’s already thinking about college (spelled ‘collage’ here) at his age, but goal #8 made my day.”
(via source)
