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Elephant In The Room

This family will be starring in their own drama this fall on the WB.

(submitted by Mary)

OPP

Awkward Rule #619: Other Peoples’ Pockets

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It’s a Marvelous Night For a Nosedance

For this loving couple, the path to the heart starts at the nostrils.

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Strung Up

Never underestimate Grandma.

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Stumped

What about a stump doesn’t scream unity and togetherness?

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Terri and the Chocolate Factory

Business at chocolate world has been a little slow lately.

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Ice Ice Baby

He considered the earrings, but thought it would look too matchy-matchy.

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Mouth to Mouth

A literal interpretation of sucking face.

(Submitted by Jessica W.)

Awkward Family Story: The Jockey

Before taking my boyfriend on a vacation to meet my family for the first time, I gave him what I thought was ample preparation for how “upfront” they all can be. I was driving around with my older brother and boyfriend, trying to come up with fun activities for the long weekend. I suggested we go horse back riding, but my boyfriend (who is on the extremely short side) said he hated horses. My brother, who only met him mere moments earlier, chimed in, “Why do you hate horses? You’re jockey sized.” Awkward, but not as awkward as when we arrived at my parent’s door, only to have my father shake his hand and ask if those were girls pants he was wearing. They were. Double Awkward.

(submitted by Larissa)

Happy Days

Sit on it, dad.

(submitted by Sarah)