10+ Hilarious Parent Tweets About Their Kids
When parents hit up Twitter to tell the world about how their kids have made their lives a little bit worse, that makes the rest of us parents feel a little bit better. Yes, that also makes us a little bit terrible (just like the kids), but it’s usually hilarious because often these parents haven’t lost sight of the humor in their situations. Good on them! Sometimes kids need to be called out. And bravo for calling themselves out too on their #parentingfails. It’s refreshing to see that parent on Twitter hanging their head in shame. Oh the things kids say and do! And the stories that parents have to tell! Even in a short 140 characters we are gifted with great anecdotes.
Here are 15 parents who have had it up to HERE with their kids and needed to tell the world on Twitter.
1. Schooled By The Condescending Toddler
Me to toddler: "Oh look at the little worm in the pumpkin!" Her: "No Mummy, that's a caterpillar, can you say caterpillar? ? #parentingfail
— Cíara (@Ciaramazeballs) September 23, 2016
— HodgePodgeDays Blog (@HodgePodgeDays) September 29, 2016
3. At Least He’s Honest
This morning, I asked my son how his pancakes were, which I burned. His response: "They're not so gross you can't eat 'em." #parentingfail
— Brendon Vayo (@brendonvayo3) October 14, 2016
4. Real Gross.
— Amy Prentzler (@nurse_by_day) October 29, 2016
5. Hand Towel Sadness
— Catheryn miller (@c8ymiller) September 22, 2016
6. The Kid Ate 1/4 Of A Cake
— Sam Simpson (@milkmaid70) October 21, 2014
7. Beer Me
— Jessica Cole (@jecole0814) December 30, 2016
8. Siri: Set Reminder To Hate Family
— kimberly guinn (@GuinnKimberly) November 3, 2016
When ur 3 year old comes running out into the living room with your sex toy vibrating…?? wtf #parentingfail
— Breanna. (@BreannaKauser) December 10, 2016
10. Garçon! Garçon!
11. Moms Can Be Really Inconsiderate
— Lauren Loomis (@SoulsofSerenity) October 15, 2016
12. Better Than Drawing On Them?
— Claire Massey (@Claireymass) December 2, 2016
13. Just. EW.
— Allie B (@Wittywhistle) October 18, 2016
14. I Mean. He’s Not Wrong.
"You need to go take a bath."
Gavin: "No, I need to shoot the walking dead."
— Brittany Greene (@brittanymaddox) December 1, 2016
— ? KJ ? (@chaoticbeautykj) November 22, 2016