Wife Keeps Track Of Her Husband’s Rambling Sleeptalk

Imgur user LongTitlesMakeMeHappy (aka Aidan) shared his slumbering ramblings over Christmas, writing: “I talk in my sleep and my wife messages me what I say.”
She explains: “He wakes me up so easily – I’m such a light sleeper. Plus it’s so much fun to bring it up the next day over breakfast! I do my best to transcribe it exactly as he says it right away because I forget by morning.”
(via source)