Abracadabra
May 13th, 2009
They’re going to reach out and drab you.
(submitted by Victoria)
Tags: props
Abracadabra
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This is… disturbing… Just don’t show him the dancing pants trick….
noooo… it’s kinda cute..
I like granpa holding these rings 
hmmm… for some reason this reminds me when you want to go take a nice family protrait… The photographer takes over… Um lady let me pose the way I want! i am paying for this god d*** picutre and i do not want some awkward picture hanging on my wall…. oh and it is also annoying when the dress up the little ones… gosh they did this once with my little brother… they wanted to dress him up like a lady bug…… I was so mad the lady just put him in it with out telling NOTHING..
“If you must wear a cape Billy, the shower curtain will do just fine”
This is ghost photography at it’s worst.
No wonder Harry Stone loved Mel Torme so much!
Auditioning as a family unit for Barnum and Bailey Circus.
3 generations of exciting magicians!!
This. Disturbs. Me.
Why are the cards so big? The rubber chicken is the bomb! The 3 red balls between the fingers must mean something??
poor kid… hahah
Don’t laugh. I caught these guys in Vegas. Best show I ever saw.
“that’s right, Billy….grab the hoop! You want to be Grandpa’s ‘special helper’, don’t you?”
kkkkk….
Fala serio, diz se uma familia dessa não é louca?
porém, ser um pouco louco nessa vida não faz mal a ninguém,
ainda mais se fomos loucos dentro de casa. rsrsrs
Brasil, 18 Maio 2009
gee, Billy, is that a rubber chicken coming out of your pants or are you just happy to see me?
Grandpa: “I wish these damn kids would give up on the idea I like this magic hooey.”
Dad: “I’m just here for the old man. I know how much this magic crap means to him.”
Son: “I just pooped my pants! Is there a magic trick that would make me disappear so dad doesn’t put me on the knife-throwing wheel again??”
whoa whoa it’s magggic, ya knowwww, never believe it’s not soooo!
Mum: What do you want to be when you grow up ?
Boy: I want to be a magician !
Mum: No son, its not possible to do both things.
These 3 can perform at my birthday party anytime!
Is it me or does this stink of a PAX rip-off on the 2 and a half Men dynamic.
Criss Angel, Marshall Brodien, and Detective Fish
Someone should have told them they didn’t actually have to do this.
Wow! What an ingenious idea the Olan Mills guy had to set up his booth right by the docks to catch poor, unsuspecting immigrants.
For some reason, the younger guy in back looks 2D to me. Dad = cardboard cut-out??
“We’ve got MAAAAAAAGIC to do, just for YOU!”
Shut up. I want a family portrait like this one….
If Dumbledore was here, he’d slap all three of these guys in the head!
While standing between his father and his son, Dave thought, “I remember when *I* used to get to wear the cape. I wonder if I just rub up against the cape people will know that I’m the *real* cape wearer in the family.”
“Gee, I don’t know why little Billy grew up to be a drag queen.”
Shortly after this picture was taken, Grandpa and the little boy ‘disappeared’ for a little ‘personal training session’.
quite a handsome tracheotomy on gramps
so is it bad to say that i know what everyone of those tricks that theyre holding do and how theyre done? i grew up with a magician father, i kno exactly what is going through this child’s head. he has a poor, poor future ahead of him. lol
The kid’s eyes are hypnotizing me!
For my next trick, I’ll make Grandma and Mom RE-appear!
The family that performs magic together, stays together.
Gramps, dad and son. Dad looks thrilled to handle that set of balls and the kid just got caught choking his chicken. No wonder gramps looks ashamed.
whats with teh red balls ? hardly magical ?? how awkward
following in the family footsteps
The poor kid looks like he wishes someone would make him disappear.
I love them, why can’t I have this family? I bet they eat Lucky Charms for breakfast…lol
The older gentleman looks reluctant. So does the chicken. Doug Henning could teach these guys a few things about looking more…magiccadrabricle I suppose.
at least the old guy is a cute old guy!
Thoughts from left to right:
“I’ve wasted my life”
“Man, this is livin!”
“You want to cut who in half!?”
So, three generations, and as usual, the youngest chokes the chicken in public.
Bahahaha the title and caption. But the joke is truly on the viewers. I will be singing that song all day.
Magic tricks and a cape. Way to ensure your kid gets slammed into the lockers at school!
Now that *is* magic!
I’m having trouble with this one…wow. Hey, is that a chicken in your pocket?
first!
Actually, you weren’t.
i think the kid is wishing gramps and dad would make HIM disappear
I love how you illustrated the life cycle of a magician. At first you are out of control excited, then you settle into excepting what your life is, then the regret kicks in. Too bad it wasn’t the opposite. I’d like to see that old man really happy. And the kid? I would like to see him really hatin life.
Yeah, the kid might turn out to be a pretty interesting person in his twenties, but middle school is gonna suck!
lol
Hahaha! Damn, now that I made since of it I’m going to be singing it all day!
That’s where he hides the magical scarves.
K, you just made me cry I laughed so hard at your comment!