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Grow A Pair

“My son and his little girlfriend wanted a picture with two pumpkins that had grown together. At first he held them in front of his face, so I told him to drop them down a bit. Totally unintentional. He has no idea why we think it’s so funny.”

(submitted by Tara)

The Wrestler

“When I was in first grade, I went to school on Halloween dressed like the wrestler Ax of Demolition.”

(via source)

The King And I

“My friend’s kids’ Halloween costumes. Yes, they were Henry VIII and Anne Boleyn.”

(via source)

Off His Gourd

“First Halloween pics didn’t go as planned.”

(submitted by Mike) 


“Halloween 1989. That’s me on the right. My sister is about to have a really bad day.”

(via source)

Who Wants Candy?

“My Halloween costume when I was a kid. I was a candy machine, but I couldn’t move my arms, so my mom made a “helpful” sign with an arrow.”

(via source)

Pumpkin Gone Wild

“My parents won a pumpkin carving contest last year. Awkward.”

(via source)

Little Red Riding Nope

“Our youngest daughter, (Little Red Riding Hood), was none-too-pleased about taking a Halloween portrait. Hence the frown of all frowns.”

(submitted by Marianna)

Like Son Like Mother

“Mom dressed up as her son for Halloween.”

(via source)

Diaper Dandy

“I was talked into this costume by my girlfriend. She was going to show up in a similar costume so I’d feel more comfortable. She never showed up.”

(submitted by Rich)