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School Photos

The BFV

“My son really loves vacuums. Reeeeeeeally loves them. On preschool picture day, he was so miserable, and was offered the preschool’s vacuum cleaner to play with to cheer him up before his photo. When I picked him up, I was told that I “might see a bit of the vacuum in the photo.”

(submitted by Caroline)

Higher Ground

“This is my oldest brother. When he came to the States , his first obsession was rock & roll, followed by big hair.”

(submitted by Rosa)

Roses

“This is a school photo of my older sister from 1988. The monstrosity upon her head is reflected in her expression. The lasers in the background and applique-roses sweatshirt only add to the epic-ness.

(submitted by Bethesda)

Bass Bros

“This was my 6 Year Old T-Ball picture. Our sponsor was “Bass Bros.” but as you can see…the B got covered up.”

(submitted by IG @zpmarks)

Blinding Lights

“Our school had mid year friend group pics called ‘highlights.’ The highlight was a Venetian blind that had a color light behind you and you could choose your groups color. My sister and I were not popular so we decided to do the pic together because the colored Venetian backdrop was the coolest ever. Our brother was in basic training in the army at this time so we were EXTRA patriotic as a family and the Gulf War was happening. I left the house with the most epic bang curl your life has ever seen. I was 100% sure people would be passing notes about how I should pursue a career in cosmetology. We chose RED for our Venetian color because WE ARE FIRE. They hand the pics back in class weeks later and MY HEART SANK. It sank because the glorious bangs I had worked a full hour on and half a can of Aquanet had called flat on one side and captured my worst hair moment.”

(submitted by Chryss)

Christmas 2020

“Just wanted to share the Christmas themed photos my son’s school sent home.”

(submitted by Shelly)

Teacher Chic

“My cousin Jenny who wanted her hair to look like her 3rd grade teacher.”

(submitted by Alice) 

Overfrown

“This is my kindergarten school picture. I was four, and apparently hated taking pictures. The arm you see on the left is my mother’s, to ensure I would stay put while they took the picture.”

(submitted by Rachel)

40 Bucks

“This is my husband’s middle school basketball picture. An unfortunate fold, or maybe not.”

(submitted by IG @operabunny

The Curlet

“I wish someone had told my mother you shouldn’t brush curly hair. I give you: the curly mullet. Outfit/wall clash, an added bonus.”

(submitted by IG @llamaface05