Christmas
Nutcracker Love
“Growing up, I did ballet and I performed in The Nutcracker more times than I can remember. This was the year I was a candy cane and also the year the photographer insisted that I caress the nutcracker doll, resulting in this creepy, borderline objectophilia gem.”
(submitted by Cara)
Red Alert
“My mother always dressed my brothers and I alike, but one Christmas, she made everyone do it. This is the result. I’m the one who is not smiling because I’m pretty sure I just received a “talking to” for my objection to the madness.”
(submitted by Greg)
Christmas Cheer From Sweden
“When I was in New Zealand my family wanted to wish me Happy Christmas and give me some of that Holiday cheer all the way from Sweden. Well it made me laugh. I look at it every Christmas”
(submitted by Mirre)
Make Yourself Comfortable
“This is my mother, my sister and me posing for our annual Christmas picture in a Walmart in Louisiana circa 2008. Please note the matching Banana Republic sweaters that were purchased on clearance and no, those aren’t spray tans. It was just very hot in the studio.”
(submitted by IG @ayapetev)
The Birthday Girl
“This was taken for my mom’s December birthday — notice the weird birthday cake with Christmas trees on it. She looks thrilled. One hand with a death grip on my brother (who thought he was the ultimate warrior from WWE) and the other with a cigarette to take the edge off.”
(submitted by Tiara)
Eight Is Enough
“Is this a promotional photo for a new ABC show about a dysfunctional family from the 90s? No, it’s my family! PS, I’m the one in the middle. Believe it or not, I actually requested my mom make me that outfit. Viva la purple sweatsuits.”
(submitted by Lauryn)
Dogface
“We had just moved to Arizona and our parents took us out to the desert to get a nice Christmas card photo with the family dog. This was the photo the card company printed on 200 cards.”
(submitted by Mariesa)
A Christmas Humping
“This is our 2006 Christmas Card photo with our 6-year-old English Bulldog, Joan.”
(submitted by Amanda)
The Runaway Mom
“I was just trying to peel my daughter off of me, sit her on the bench and then I was running to get out of the picture. However it looks like I have left my children with their sitter and am running away for dear life!”
(submitted by Jessi)
