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Family Portrait

Cheaper By The Dozen

“This is a family photo circa 1997, of my grandmother and her grandchildren, (including me, the girl on the right in the pink dress and awful knockoff of the ‘Rachel’ haircut.)  Clearly, all of us in the photo are a hot mess, considering not ONE person is looking at the camera, and most of the small children look as if they were subjected to the clown from the movie It, right before the picture was taken.”

(submitted by Alyson)

Who’s That Girl?

“Our family church photo in 1986. I don’t know why everyone is looking at me. I swear I’m posing exactly the way the photographer asked.”

(submitted by IG @olive.linguini)

Top Dog

“This photo is of my father-in-law, his sister, and their dog when they were kids. The dog was very loved by their mother and she thought it needed to be included in the background of her children. She loved the dog so much that he is even covering up part of her son.”

(submitted by Zach) 

Directory Assistance

“I was not happy that I had to wear a dress. My little sister was busy picking her nose, and little brother was just plain not a happy camper.”

(submitted by Leigh) 

Church Casual

“Oh the 90s. A time when it was okay to wear a bandanna and T-shirt in the church directory picture.”

(submitted by @khulsizer917)

The Momcut

“Mom was definitely an influencer in how we cut our hair.”

(submitted by Karen)

Glass Onion

“My mother is pregnant with me in this photo, you can see my older sister, and my cousin. The old farts are the photographer/my grandad, and my gran. Then my mother and her 2 sisters are sitting, and their spouses are standing. Creepy Uncle Stu is the only one posing. My dad is clearly enjoying time with his in-laws.”

(submitted by Rachel)

Rose Bud

“Just one of the many photos from my first baby photo shoot.”

(submitted by IG @madeleinedianatriplow)

May Or May Not Have

“This is an attempt at a lovely family picture for our church’s registry.  I may or may not have pinched my sister mid photo shoot.”

(submitted by Anna)

The Dental Photo Opp

“Our family went to the dentist. The man to the right is our dentist. Our little brother was still feeling the effects of the laughing gas and we all decided to take a picture.”

(submitted by Kate)