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Family Portrait

Mall Rats

“My sister-in-law demanded we take family photos at the mall. It went exactly as I thought it would.”

(submitted by IG @jgrandazapf)

Brotherly Love

“This pretty much sums up life with boys. My wife and I couldn’t get through one photo shoot for the fam without them beating the crap out of each other.”

(submitted by IG @bonadooch)

Backstabber

“I was home for the Holiday’s after I joined the Navy and completed boot camp. My father thought we should have a family portrait. My brother picked up a knife and held it over my unsuspecting father’s head.”

(submitted by Mark)

Adventure Time

“My mom thought this picture would be a great surprise for my dad. My little brother looks like a natural bow hunter and my sister apparently enjoy’s bird watching. I got put in the back to catch my pretend fish because my nose is peeling from a very bad sunburn. Our dog isn’t even happy to be in the picture.”

(submitted by Nicholas)

Four Hands, Five Heads

“This is a photo of my aunt, uncle, and cousins. They all look fabulous but the photo always looked like a family of mimes to me.”

(submitted by Cassandra)

Anatomy Of A Family Portrait

“A photo of my grandparents, aunts and mother (she’s the one covering her face).”

(submitted by Jay)

Angels In The Food Court

“It was family day at the mall and my brother and I were blindsided by this awful scheme. My mother stopped right in front of one of those kiosks where you dress up your kids in mortifying costumes and take pictures of them and of course my Mom was all for it. Our faces are not the happiest, but the best part is my Shih-Tzu hair.  Thanks Mom.”

(submitted by Brooke)

Heads Up

“My Mother got a great deal on this family portrait, mainly because it wasn’t meant to be for a family THIS size. But we were all together, so she was determined to make it work.”

(submitted by Kathryn)

Suspension Of Disbelief

“This is a picture of me (the little girl), my brother, and my parents. Yes, my brother is wearing acid washed jeans held up by red suspenders. Yes, my father is rockin’ the pencil ‘stache. Yes, I have the ‘I need an adult’ face. I’m not sure what concerns me more – what my parents are doing to my brother or my brother’s enjoyment of it.”

(submitted by Phuong)

Mug Shot

“This is my Mom, Dad, younger brother, and myself in a family picture from the 90s.”

(submitted by Magdalena)