Anyone who’s given a kid a bath knows it can be a handful–especially when more than one kid is involved. But thanks to one Imgur user who shared a series of text messages from their partner, we may have found the most epic bathtime mess story of all time. Presented with the simple caption “This happened while I was at work,” this story will have you reaching for your Hazmat suit.
Be warned: if you’re not fond of gross-out stories, TURN BACK NOW.
When a woman posted an Amazon review for something called “Liquid Ass,” she also showed the world that she’s an evil genius in the making. Liquid Ass is a novelty product that’s exactly what it sounds like, and in the review she described how she used it to trick her boyfriend into cleaning the whole house. Points for creativity.