Saturday Night Special: Bon Family Blowout

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They’re back… and this time, they’re relaxed.

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292 Responses to “Saturday Night Special: Bon Family Blowout”

  1. APRIL says:

    Can you say AQUANET?

  2. Jenmyluv says:

    LOVED IT… I wonder WHICH parent did the childs hair… I think it was a fight cause hers flips one way, his flips another way… and kiddos is mixed… I think maybe they BOTH did it…hmmmm

  3. Jeanne says:

    Love the lipstick………poor little guy! His first mullett………….nice tribute to Bon Jovi Dad!

  4. Jenny says:

    I am envisioning tight rolls

  5. Kim says:

    Fantastic, now I want a mullet! Mullets for life!

  6. Jenn says:

    I can t believe no one commented on his chest hair, which probably has a little aquanet in it too, and the medallion hanging on the chain. How about her puffy silver heart earrings with the bow…gotta love them

  7. Gnomus says:

    Вы ошибаетесь. Пишите мне в PM, поговорим.

  8. lorie l says:

    It’s cute. At the time I bet everyone liked it. Now they can have a laugh.

  9. mrsal says:

    OMG! I want to frame that!
    Happy Mullet Day!
    ‘You were born to be my baby
    And baby, I was made to be your man’

  10. J says:

    I wonder how often they need to clean their shower drains.

  11. betheremnant says:

    This family has 2 pics on this site! I just saw their second pic and it’s actually more awkward!

  12. Neecey says:

    I’m obsessed! I am dying to know who these people are and what they look like now.

  13. amber hansen says:

    This is exactly why our ozone is being depleted

  14. steveo says:

    remember the boomerang kid in Mad Max?

  15. babafisa says:

    This is the second entry I read tonight. And I am on my third. Got to think which one is next. Thank you.

  16. mack says:

    i think they have a rapid pet hair dresser hiding somewhere

  17. cheryl says:

    Oh my gosh- Chess King really! Don’t forget your Z-Cavarichies (however it’s spelled)

  18. npoeter says:

    he used the same technique in the end and it worked

  19. Enigma says:

    Why is it that people say they “slept like a baby” when babies wake up 10 times every hour?

  20. Spunk Ransomette says:

    This family SINGLE-HANDEDLY caused the hole in the ozone.

  21. xhtml says:

    Mulberry bush aside, would a monkey really chase a weasel?

  22. Uggh says:

    Halfway there … oh-ah … Livin’ on a Prayer …

    Sorry. I was overwhelmed by a segue into the 80’s.

    Lip stick should really be a different color than your normal flesh tone. Otherwise, it’s like erasing your lips. And that’s just weird.

  23. Lacey says:

    No F-in way…lol…

  24. LDub says:

    We called this style the “Michigan Claw” back in the day – it was usually just confined to the bang region…I love the feral child comment. Everytime I think of this picture and comments I crack up – people at work are starting to think I am weird.

  25. Charlie says:

    hope they don’t have a dog…

  26. Erika says:

    I would have given my left eye for mall bangs like that.

  27. c.mongler says:

    Thunder… thunder…. ThunderCats!! HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  28. bobo says:

    A comment…A comment…My kingdom for a comment. Oh, okay. i’d like to think these parents went on to become staunch buttoned down conservatives & the kid continued with the hairstyle/lifestyle the rest of his life. And the parents didn’t dare say anything about it because this time it was true. They really did make him that way.

  29. Or a Firebird …

  30. Kim says:

    I want to meet you because that is the funniest thing I have read. The comments get funnier as I continue reading down this post.

  31. medfica says:

    ‘85 Mustang 5.0 two-tone, Silver and Grey. An Iron Maiden album cover is etched into the back window. Inside cover art from Led Zeppelin IV is etched into the rear quarter windows. The car wreaks of a pungent mixture of Calvin Klein’s Obsession, Liz Claiborne for women and Armor All.

  32. RockitQueen says:

    Firebird in the garage, Thunderbird in hand.

  33. DD says:

    gotta be wearing poly bellbottom pants

  34. Gary says:

    Or a red and primer Nova

  35. andy says:

    dude, come on. it’s def a z28 with t tops, crager wheels and an alpine stereo…and it smells like drakkar. he cranks billy squier’s ‘the stroke’ whenever it comes up on the cassette deck.

  36. Raggedy Android says:

    Nice… :)

  37. Child of the '80s says:

    Depends on the humidity. On normal days, I could spray my bangs and they would stay up all day. I knew girls in high school who would apply a new coat of Aqua Net between each class…

  38. Child of the '80s says:

    Depends on the humidity. On normal days, I could spray my bangs and they would stay up all day. I knew girls in high school who would apply a new coat of Aqua Net between each class…

  39. Child of the '80s says:

    Depends on the humidity. On normal days, I could spray my bangs and they would stay up all day. I knew girls in high school who would apply a new coat of Aqua Net between each class…

  40. Hannah says:

    Yes please! Before and after photos needed!

  41. Kim says:

    I’m gonna pee my pants. This is hysterical.

  42. patricia says:

    too damn funny forkicks!!!! exactly what I was thinking!

  43. k says:

    Don’t forget the trip to Chess King for the sweater….

  44. Rain Likely says:

    Haahaa – The Feral Child . . .

  45. Heather says:

    bahahaha. Strategery.

  46. Nate says:

    Not sure if anyone else got that, but damn funny. A Bon Jovi line, perfect.

  47. Quinn says:

    Yes, born and raised in St. Louis

  48. Lori says:

    Stacy and Clinton may have had some mullets too….

  49. OldPhotoLover says:

    Oh no way, this is definitely not the early 80s, hair wasn’t that teased and sprayed then lol…this pic looks very mid-late 80s.

  50. 82 says:

    nope. tanya is her name.

  51. 82 says:

    yep. i got ‘em.

  52. Bobby Five says:

    Dont forget the chrome chick mud flaps and a bumper sticker that says ‘Bitchin”

  53. Christina says:

    I knew a girl in junior high who used so much aqua net on her big hair that flies would get trapped in her bangs. That stuff turned these hairstyle into helmets…

  54. Eightiesgirl says:

    Or an I-ROC

  55. Big Daddy Bull says:

    You young-bucks need to get your decades straight! Poly bellbottoms were in the 70s…Big hair was in the 80s.

  56. emm says:

    no–acid washed jeans… and bright white tennis shoes…

  57. Seriously Distracted says:

    Drakkar — You just brought back a flood of memories!!!

  58. Sam says:

    he’s related to my ex-husband?

  59. Stroke Stroke Stroke….

    you’re hilarious.

  60. ShariD says:

    It had to be acid-washed TAPERED leg jeans – straight legs were not “in” – the TAPER was the thing – or pegged if you had the material. The thing about the tapered leg jeans was that it gave everyone that “ice cream cone” shape – that was never a good look on anybody…….

  61. Lola says:

    Tight at the ankles!

  62. Hambone says:

    CHESS KING! HA HA HA! I haven’t heard of that place in decades!

  63. Sarah says:

    Hahahahaha, “ice cream cone shape”! So true!

  64. meri says:

    oh, yeah, tight at the ankles, pinned, rolled, however you could get them tight. I had a pair that were so tight they had a little half zipper at the ankle to the hem. Memories!

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