We couldn’t think of a more awkward way to commemorate Memorial Day weekend.
(submitted by Julia)
What the ????? Was there a dungeons and dragons character known for his patriotism ???
“Do NOT go into that bathroom!”
to whoever keeps doing this: please stop making all those obnoxious compound bow references, we get it already!!!!!
That’s a compound sword, dammit!
Something tells me this kid got his aXX kicked a few times in school.
CHAIN MAIL and MULLET!!
I am really surprised that no one has made any “brandishing his weapon” jokes yet. Seriously, it’s like right there waiting to be said.
Amazing. I’d love to have those shoes, too
Last Time I power wash my jeans
Those aren’t Jams under his jeans, nor are they chain mail… they are snake skin print spandex ala David Lee Roth…
what did he do? not like the first pair of pants on so he used the sword to slice down to the second pair?
Ooooo my….I got nothing.
is that the mac guy?
I’m thinking the handcuffs ARE his belt. Doesn’t it look like they are kind of a pair that his horizontal, like where a belt buckle would be? Mind you, I’m looking at this gem on a laptop and not our big monitor, but that’s only because I’m afraid to.
God Bless America! That’s all I have to say about THAT! 🙂
Lord Of The Rips.
Its not chainmail…it’s snakeskin.
Also, i love the LA Gear High Tops…how special.
The Few, The Proud, The Mullets.
This photo ROCKS!!! I can almost hear Wasted Years by Iron Maiden playing in the background!!
Wait…is that Vanessa Williams?
“Just a small town girl
Living in a lonely world
She took the midnight train going anywhere”
Heres the important part…….
“Just a city boy
Born and raised in South Detroit
He took the midnight train going anywhere”
conner! conner’s back!
“There can be only one!” – Highlander
Is he…is he wearing chainmail under those jeans?
Protecting America from marauding Highlanders. Because they’re everywhere. But there can be only one.
I thought he was holding a mop until I scrolled further down.
“Ahoy females, there’s a new Sheriff in town and he’s Not Afraid to wear chain mail under his jeans”
Jimmy takes a break from shredding his surroundings, as well as his clothes, and poses for a portrait.
Mullet greatness right there.
TORN…in the USA…!
Slayer Rules ??
is that chain mail under his jeans?
I so rocked the sam pants and hand cuff belt back in the 80’s, but I had the big teased up hair….Rock on bro, rock on….
Wow….I see the 1980’s have finally made it to the south!!
OMG ! The handcuffs…CLASSIC! He’s ready to arrest you at sword-point if you are not patriotic. lol.
I spit up my drink upon seeing this image. lol.
Then I noticed the sword and fell out of my chair.
Picture pefect. lol.
At first glance I thought this was my dad.. No joke. He has a picture just like this somewhere..
Does anybody notice the snakeskin leggins, and the smooth crotch line? Are those LA Gears?
that’s not a sword. That’s a compound bow.
Loud belly-laughs at 1AM are really rude. That’s what I’m being told, anyway.
(And the eighteenth commenter to correctly identify the weapon in the photo wins a special Memorial Day commemorative locket with THIS PHOTO INSIDE.)
This picture freaking rocks. (: Its weird, and random, but doesn’t really strike me as awkward. He’s got one of the more relaxed facial expressions I’ve seen on this site so far. And something about a butchered flag, a sword, and 80’s shredded rocker jeans just works lol.
Bling Bling, Those aren’t Handcuffs. It’s a compound bow.
Is he wearing Jams under shredded jeans? That is an 80’s twofer right there.
i am a chinese ! i want make friends!
Are those handcuffs attached to his beltloops? That kicks aXX.
this webpage is awesome.
keep up the good work
Is that flag legal? Shredded like that?
Candice, that’s not a sword. That’s a compound bow.
Is this some kind of Excalibur thing? Only HE can pull that fake sword out of that classy block made of lumber yard scraps?
Business in the front, party in the back. Did he use the sword to slice up his jeans? Skills.
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