Head of the Family

June 12th, 2009

Head of the Family - *AFP Hall Of Fame*

Never ash on Grandma.

(submitted by Kristin)

239 Responses to “Head of the Family”

  1. CarrieM says:

    Doesn’t it bother her to have her face practically IN the ashtray-plate?

  2. Notyou says:

    “Hey dude… Oh, not much. I’ve gotta watch mi abuela tonight, so uh, I’m just chillin. Nah, she brought over a kick-ass paella and a jug of sangria so I’m set. Yeah sure there’s plenty. C’mon over, and why don’t you bring your camera? And hey, can you pick me up some cigs on the way? Thanks man.”

  3. Renee says:

    I’m noticing that there’s two more cigarettes lined up, and no lighter. Chain smoke much?

  4. Araxie says:

    This photo could just as easily be titled what its successor’s called: “What?”

  5. roxanne says:

    maybe—i mean probably not, but maybe theres some miniscule chance that she ws sick and he was talking to a 911 operator—but why would someone take a picture of it

  6. matt says:

    Isn’t that Cloris Leachman? She didn’t take the Dancing with The Stars thing too well….

  7. jeremy says:

    This should be a poster for a new QUIT SMOKING campaign.

  8. NuttyMom says:

    I think Gramma looks like she wants to swat the smarty-pants with the camera. (That`s what my Gramma would be thinking.) I like this photo, I actually think it`s sweet. Looks like she`s having a bit of a siesta with her favourite grandson watching over her.

  9. fuelafire says:

    he looks totally comfortable with the situation, and he’s all set up with all those damn cigs lined up. They’re gonna stay at the table all night after that crazy creepy sangria.

  10. Kari is so very... says:

    What I don’t get is why this is classified as “strange not awkward”… what ISN’T awkward about this picture? It’s more awkward than some others that are in the “awkward” categories.
    Oh well.

  11. Lauren says:

    My question is, why are there seashells in the what I can only assume is dinner…

  12. Jill says:

    1. It appears that he’s in it for the long haul with those ciggies, as he has several in line. But why are so many whole cigarettes snuffed out on the dinner plate/ashtray?
    2. He definitely appears to be the one smoking…unless they’re just having some smokey bonding time.
    3. That picture on the fridge is totally Grandma’s.
    4. SUPER classy bottle opener magnet. Super. Classy.
    5. Even if we were to put aside all of that… why did someone take a photo of this? I mean, the fact that this woman’s head is in this man’s lap is weird enough, but she looks totally incoherent and he’s ON THE PHONE…what posesses someone to capture this?
    …But thank goodness they did.

  13. staci says:

    I think grandma had a little too much wine……

  14. Susan says:

    As the house slid down the hill he tried desperately to call for help and save grandma. But damn, he needed a smoke.

  15. Kat says:

    This is easy to explain. He drank Grandma under the table.

  16. JuJuBee says:

    Hmm, I know it’s a random stranger’s picture on the internet, but is there anyway we can request the submitter to post more pics of the guy? He’s kinda hot.

  17. JayDo says:

    Nothing says “healthy” like using a dinner plate for an ashtray, giant scallop shells in the baking tin, melon rinds in your kiwi-strawberry MD 20/20, and your grandma’s head in your lap…what the f?

  18. Debbie says:

    eww. Have a little casserole with your cigarettes buddy! He’s on his sixth with plans for 8 before the meal is done . . . And I think they gave Grandma too much sangria because she’s fallen and can’t get up. Very bizarre!

  19. annie says:

    my 4 year old son keeps repeating is that just a head . .mommy is that just a head. I fully expect hium to be waking up screaming tonight

  20. Madameprezz says:

    This is so Jerry Springer!

  21. Jay says:

    HEY I found Waldo! I win, I win!

  22. agatheringstorm says:

    Simon Cowell on vacation to Spain with his mother, circa 2002.

  23. Liam McDonald says:

    I’ve heard oysters are an aphrodisiac

  24. FunNanc says:

    After the shell caserole and mixed fruit wine Christopher Llyodd likes to have a cigarette

  25. Tim says:

    “And here’s to you, Mrs. Robinson…”

  26. Cyrus says:

    I can’t even conceive of the events that led to this situation happening?

  27. lagrange says:

    don’t tell me… I’ve fallen and I can’t get up!

  28. Stu E says:

    Oh no….this is completely awkward. Make me shiver a little.

  29. Crys says:

    I really love this, actually.

  30. pattie says:

    i think this is a blind date gone wrong, so very wrong ……. does gramma’s chair have a bite out of it???

  31. Tam says:

    I love how Granny is blinging.

  32. magillicuddy says:

    too much sangria and grandma is taking a nap?

  33. Sarah says:

    I agree this pic is a little off and the guy is cute but I don’t think that is his grandma. I think that’s his wife. Just sayin..

  34. Joe says:

    I heard that smoking could shrink your body till you are just a Head.

  35. JerseyPam says:

    I swear, some of the funniest people on the planet log in to this website. Awesome!

  36. nmm says:

    Is that grandma’s picture on the fridge also?

  37. lalalauren says:

    are those sea shells in the pan that they are eating?

  38. tuney says:

    I think the shell dish is paella. It’s normal to throw the whole critter in the pot with yellow rice, so you’d have clams, scallops, oysters, shrimp…all sharing the spotlight. It can be pretty yummy. I had a plate of the stuff in Spain once that had baby octopus in it. Octopi? That was creepy. Little tentacles everywhere. *shudder*

    As for Granny, she’s lookin’ for her lost shaker of salt, obviously.

  39. Lisa says:

    If not for the utter and complete bizarreness of everything about this photo, I would think that guy was actually quite attractive.

  40. Spring says:

    Am I the only one who thinks he is helping Grandma smoke?

  41. English J says:

    A similar thing to this happened in the film Alien I seem to recall….

  42. dramaking says:

    Grandma is so unimpressed and unenthused in this picture…like it’s no biggie that her head is in his lap as he talks on the phone and drops ash from his cigarette on her. She’s almost bored with the situation…

  43. Kay says:

    This is soo weird. Hahahahaaha keep them coming!

  44. TJT says:

    They really pulled out all the stops with the swanky dragonfly tablecloth.

  45. Barbie says:

    WHAT is in that glass?? and did they bake.. crusted sea shells??

    “I spy…with my little eye….

    I think I peed my pans.”

    ~ BWAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAAAHAHAHAA!!!! great, now I think I peed MY pants..

  46. Der Kamisar says:

    …and why is there a Slinky in the casserole?

    • dramaking says:

      I think it’s a sea shell? Not that that’s any less bizarre but…well I don’t know.

    • Modine says:

      Someone misread the Baked Stuffed Shells recipe, and Grandma is slipping under the table from some kind of food poisoning. A helpful relative tries to revive her with a cigarette while calling for help.

  47. jitterbug says:

    I spy…with my little eye….

    I think I peed my pants.

  48. TinTX says:

    Why is the frig on the patio?

  49. A says:

    Something tells me this was staged specifically for this site just to see what people would say

    • Rod says:

      but think about it.. even if it was, imagine the guy trying to convince grandma to do this?

    • Ssejors! says:

      Good Lord! You can’t STAGE that! Why would they bother. I think that chances are more likely that these people are just…. uh.. weird.

  50. Vickie says:

    What’s next to the casserole … a staple gun or a nut cracker?

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