Real class is allowing yourself to be showered by chandelier fragments.
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im thinkin they are from the east coast….new jersey…
Hey! I represent that!
Is that a hickey on her collar bone?
Either a hickey or maybe a bruise from falling chandeliers?
I’m thinking it’s a remake of that classic film starring Demi Moore, Robert Redford and Woody Harrelson.
I’ve followed this blog from almost the beginning and I have yet to get the compound bow joke.
I don’t either and it’s kind of tired now
Yeah, the joke is kind of tired. But really? You don’t get it?
photographer must be a creeper though
She is thinking “I make this look good”. She ‘thinks’ she is hott! That is too funny! Compound Bow Out!
A moment like this
Some people wait a lifetime
For a moment like this…
those aren’t fake diamonds, those are scallops
Why is she wearing pearls, not diamonds?
Bit of a slip-up, don’t you think?
Oh, she’s too classy to go for that kind of overkill. She knows less is more.
MZ, you ROCK. Your comment was priceless. Now I have to clean my keyboard.
Did they get the package with the 8×10, two 5x7s, and the 12 wallet sized?
Sweet! This totally reminds me of that old segment on the Muppet Show when they danced under the big chandeliers and told corny jokes.
You know what they need to class up that photo? MARBLE COLUMNS!!
I would suggest a fake rose in the mouth.
He kinda reminds me of Alfred E. Newman!
No, wait!!! The chandelier bits on the floor are real, but the other three *looming* chandeliers are photoshopped in. They’re the same chandelier, three times. Because the light’s wrong, they’d be throwing some shadow. And they’re the wrong size, no really. Take another look!
Yep because you know just about everything is photoshopped. Things just can’t be bad on their own.
Not photoshopped, look once more. The chandeliers are not duplicates, each is unique. And they are casting dim light on his hair and shoulders. They wouldn’t cast shadows because the big bright key and fill lights are in front. This luxurious elegance is completely real and awkward!
Hey, sarcasm not necessary, Poppy. It was just a comment. Photoshopping can be awkward, as well.
There’s no longer any need to bring sexy back.
This photo makes it very clear…it’s been brought.
The fourth chandelier was picked off by a compound bow-person.
Diamonds are a girls best friend. So is lightening your bangs.
This is what happens when you hire very short people to hang the chandeliers at your Diamonds are Forever Prom
If you ain’t got no money take your broke a$$ home
Wear them gold and diamonds rings, all them things don’t mean a thing
Chaperons and limousines, shoppin’ for expensive things
I be on the movie screens, magazines and boogie scenes
I’m not clean, I’m not pristine, I’m no queen, I’m no machine
“We been had chandeliers.”
uh…why are there two doorknobs on the ground next to her?
someone shot down the fourth chandelier using a compound bow!
I really hope this is an engagement anouncement…that would be AMAZING!
LMAO!! Could you imagine Grandma getting this pic!
Amazing in what way exactly?
THIS is gonna be a night to remember..
Interesting and awkward all at the same time. They look young and if those are what prom pics looks like now, my dd is not going.
Their RICH, I tell you… RICH! Check out the size of those gems on the floor… they have so much they’re just leavin’ them lying around.
He’s simply helping her after she was wounded from a shot from a compound bow.
Boys may come and boys may go
And thats all right you see
Experience has made me rich
And now they’re after me, cause everybody’s
A material, a material, a material, a material world
I can’t say anything to follow this.. or the “priceless” comment..
The expression on the chick’s face is saying, “Guy, get your greasy hand of my leg or I will give you a b****slap of which you’ve never seen the likes of before.”
this was probably the closest he got on prom night…a hand on the knee is what? tagged out by the first baseman? it’s not quite first base…
Announcer:”LIVE FROM BEAUTIFUL DOWNTOWN LAS VEGAS…THE TROPICANA HOTEL AND CASINO ARE PROUD TO PRESENT……THE SHOW YOU’VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR……”
Tuxedo rental for the prom………….$95
Faux mink scarf that can also be used as a right forearm and wrist warmer…………….$40
Striking this pose and actually trying to be serious……………awkward.
Just to clarify, I think the heels are faux lace, not snake.
fourth chandeleir smashed to the ground just moments before the shot.
This was taken during the transition point where they go from smuggling diamonds in a chandelier a-la early on in “Diamonds are Forever” and then switch up to smuggling them like they did in “Into the Night”.
Boy my sister has great legs.
oh those a huge glass diamonds on the floor…took me a second. WOW classy.
I love how the black curtain came open in the back so you can see stacked tables. That adds such class to this portrait of Jersey.
Actually, I think that’s a cinder block wall, which makes this less of a classiness issue and more of a “why are they taking prom pics in a cellar?” issue!
I think that’s actually the bleachers in the gym …
That looks like fabric…are those mattresses?
HA HA – wow I count on you guys to notice these things, I always miss something… amazing!
The man behind the curtain deleted all my comments about New Jersey. Oh well, we’re used to that treatment from the other states.
Are those cubic zirconias in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?
i definitely enjoyed that.
Nice leg… and that HAS to be a prom pic – there’s no other explanation I’m willing to accept.
Understandable theory- but good god! WHY?
like, oh my god.
If one of the chandeliers should happen to fall….there’ll be 3 chandeliers left on the ceiling 3 chandeliers left on the ceiling 3 chandeliers……
Theigh showing dress + two tone hair + fur wrap = THE BOMB BABY!!
HAHAhaha … I didn’t even notice the two-tone hair until you pointed it out – I thought it was a hat without really looking closely.
“Billy whipped off his Safety Patrol vest to assist the comely young lass who had slipped on the broken glass. He went wrong when he placed his moist, clammy hand on her knee.”
Three chandeliers: classy.
Four chandeliers: gaudy.
Which is exactly why they decided to smash the fourth chandelier to pieces and pose among it’s ruins.
I dont’ know which of your comments if funnier. I love this site and all the people who comment here.
Oh, I HOPE that wasn’t Prom.
That’s what I was thinking too! xD
Oh, I definitely think we have a prom situation going on here.
Watch out for that broken glass…. or is it chandelier.
Momma’s got it going ON!!! But the guy looks uneasy.
He’s a replacement prom date. The 4th chandelier took out the real prom date 5 minutes ago
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