June 13th, 2009

Chandalier - Kids

Real class is allowing yourself to be showered by chandelier fragments.

(submitted by Amie)

111 Responses to “Chandalier”

  1. Ash says:


  2. andrew says:

    im thinkin they are from the east coast….new jersey…

  3. Natalie says:

    What the???

  4. Katie says:

    Is that a hickey on her collar bone?

  5. Charlotte says:

    I’m thinking it’s a remake of that classic film starring Demi Moore, Robert Redford and Woody Harrelson.

  6. Bob Saget says:

    I’ve followed this blog from almost the beginning and I have yet to get the compound bow joke.

  7. Amy says:

    mmm classy!

    photographer must be a creeper though

  8. Compound_Bow101 says:

    She is thinking “I make this look good”. She ‘thinks’ she is hott! That is too funny! Compound Bow Out!

  9. Lori says:


  10. Denise says:

    A moment like this
    Some people wait a lifetime
    For a moment like this…

  11. ajd says:

    those aren’t fake diamonds, those are scallops

  12. DM says:

    Why is she wearing pearls, not diamonds?
    Bit of a slip-up, don’t you think?

  13. Kafkaesque says:

    Did they get the package with the 8×10, two 5x7s, and the 12 wallet sized?

  14. Amberosia says:

    Sweet! This totally reminds me of that old segment on the Muppet Show when they danced under the big chandeliers and told corny jokes.

  15. Mike says:

    You know what they need to class up that photo? MARBLE COLUMNS!!

  16. Jenitalia says:

    He kinda reminds me of Alfred E. Newman!

  17. Susan says:

    No, wait!!! The chandelier bits on the floor are real, but the other three *looming* chandeliers are photoshopped in. They’re the same chandelier, three times. Because the light’s wrong, they’d be throwing some shadow. And they’re the wrong size, no really. Take another look!

    • poppy says:

      Yep because you know just about everything is photoshopped. Things just can’t be bad on their own.

      • frankie says:

        Not photoshopped, look once more. The chandeliers are not duplicates, each is unique. And they are casting dim light on his hair and shoulders. They wouldn’t cast shadows because the big bright key and fill lights are in front. This luxurious elegance is completely real and awkward!

      • Susan says:

        Hey, sarcasm not necessary, Poppy. It was just a comment. Photoshopping can be awkward, as well.

  18. Señor_Citizen says:

    There’s no longer any need to bring sexy back.
    This photo makes it very clear…it’s been brought.
    Game over.

  19. fredoniagirl says:

    The fourth chandelier was picked off by a compound bow-person.

  20. Julie says:

    Diamonds are a girls best friend. So is lightening your bangs.

  21. Girlgeek says:

    This is what happens when you hire very short people to hang the chandeliers at your Diamonds are Forever Prom

  22. XLscooper says:

    If you ain’t got no money take your broke a$$ home

    G-L-A-M-O-R-O-U-S, yeah

    Wear them gold and diamonds rings, all them things don’t mean a thing
    Chaperons and limousines, shoppin’ for expensive things
    I be on the movie screens, magazines and boogie scenes
    I’m not clean, I’m not pristine, I’m no queen, I’m no machine

    G-L-A-M-O-R-O-U-S, yeah

  23. John says:

    “We been had chandeliers.”

  24. miss teri parson says:

    uh…why are there two doorknobs on the ground next to her?

  25. seano says:

    someone shot down the fourth chandelier using a compound bow!

  26. Darla says:

    I really hope this is an engagement anouncement…that would be AMAZING!

  27. Barbie says:

    THIS is gonna be a night to remember..

  28. itsme88 says:

    Interesting and awkward all at the same time. They look young and if those are what prom pics looks like now, my dd is not going.

  29. Der Kamisar says:

    Their RICH, I tell you… RICH! Check out the size of those gems on the floor… they have so much they’re just leavin’ them lying around.

  30. El Kev says:

    He’s simply helping her after she was wounded from a shot from a compound bow.

  31. Joanne says:

    Boys may come and boys may go
    And thats all right you see
    Experience has made me rich
    And now they’re after me, cause everybody’s
    A material, a material, a material, a material world

  32. Cloud says:

    The expression on the chick’s face is saying, “Guy, get your greasy hand of my leg or I will give you a b****slap of which you’ve never seen the likes of before.”

    • sam says:

      this was probably the closest he got on prom night…a hand on the knee is what? tagged out by the first baseman? it’s not quite first base…

  33. Jenitalia says:


  34. Rich says:

    Tuxedo rental for the prom………….$95

    Faux mink scarf that can also be used as a right forearm and wrist warmer…………….$40

    Snakeskin heels………..$170

    Striking this pose and actually trying to be serious……………awkward.

  35. Jeneva says:

    fourth chandeleir smashed to the ground just moments before the shot.

  36. trina says:


  37. Phronq says:

    This was taken during the transition point where they go from smuggling diamonds in a chandelier a-la early on in “Diamonds are Forever” and then switch up to smuggling them like they did in “Into the Night”.

  38. CRU says:

    Boy my sister has great legs.

  39. lindsey says:


  40. Shannon says:

    oh those a huge glass diamonds on the floor…took me a second. WOW classy.

  41. Anonymous 13 says:

    I love how the black curtain came open in the back so you can see stacked tables. That adds such class to this portrait of Jersey.

  42. Suze says:

    Are those cubic zirconias in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?

  43. Christopher says:

    Nice leg… and that HAS to be a prom pic – there’s no other explanation I’m willing to accept.

  44. chaneldeschanel says:

    like, oh my god.

  45. Jean says:

    If one of the chandeliers should happen to fall….there’ll be 3 chandeliers left on the ceiling 3 chandeliers left on the ceiling 3 chandeliers……

  46. Nyla says:

    Theigh showing dress + two tone hair + fur wrap = THE BOMB BABY!!

    • Jules says:

      HAHAhaha … I didn’t even notice the two-tone hair until you pointed it out – I thought it was a hat without really looking closely.
      “Billy whipped off his Safety Patrol vest to assist the comely young lass who had slipped on the broken glass. He went wrong when he placed his moist, clammy hand on her knee.”

  47. morsheid says:

    Three chandeliers: classy.
    Four chandeliers: gaudy.

  48. Ksue says:

    Oh, I HOPE that wasn’t Prom.

  49. Harley says:

    Watch out for that broken glass…. or is it chandelier.

  50. Susan says:

    Momma’s got it going ON!!! But the guy looks uneasy.

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