On the Cob
June 18th, 2009
Mom wasn’t convinced that taking a pic in a cornfield was corny enough.
(submitted by Amanda)
Tags: great outdoors
On the Cob
AwkwardFamilyPhotos.com
Spreading the Awkwardness
Dad is making an unsuccessful attempt to fade into the background
Tonight watch all new reality series “Whatever happened to the children of the corn”?
Mom sure looks a lot like Laura Bush, don’tcha think?
can you count all the ears in that picture?
Did Anthony wish them into the cornfield?
dad looks like “heeeere’s johnnny!”
Looks like corneucopia, This literally had me splitting at the seams. Too funny.
How did Steven Spielberg get in this picture?
Reminds me of an old Hee Haw sketch.
“Just because I’m from Iowa, doesn’t mean I’ve got corn in my back pocket!”
Well, I think that they’re damn happy to be there…Mother even got a corn pendant to celebrate the jolly occasion!
Meet the Corn’s Pop, Candy and of course Carmell
Watch out for the corn-pound bow weilding maniac…
That’s NOT a corn-pound bow. OBVIOUSLY that maniac is wielding a cross-cob.
“Children Of The Corn IV-Midlife Crises”
That guy looks really HUSKy in that shirt.
So, they’re corn stars?
Gettin their corn on…rows, that is…like Kansas gold.
The man’s like “no one can see me, my face is so well camouflaged, they’ll never know I’m here, it’s perfect, except wait, oh, the plaid flannel shirt!”
they’re grinning ear to ear
my favorite comment so far
Here, Mom, hold a piece of corn so the photo won’t look so awkward.
BAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bill Alice and daughter Karen love to go camping here is a shot of them checking out the restroom facilites.
Is that a corn stalk by your side or are you just happy to be in this picture?
My favorite part is the daughter leaning into the picture in fear that she might not be part of this masterpeice!
The corn seems to be eating dad. Normally corn is so sweet.
yeah corn is not normally known to be aggressive like that
LOL!!!!
The Cobb family was a little cornfused on where to stand for their outdoor portrait.
Waiting for the crop circle to appear…
Only not awkward if it’s their field, and it’s commemorative in some way (had a great year, paid off the mortgage, 25th anniversary, something). But somehow, I don’t think so.
“Where, where are you tonight? Why did you leave me here all aloooone?”
love it! I’m Hee-Hawing with laughter!
Aww, shucks.
Ha!
lol
she’s holding the most awkward piece of corn I’ve ever seen
After scouring the entire cornfield, the family managed to convince Dad that Shoeless Joe Jackson was NOT going to appear.
OMG – brilliant!
COMING SOON: “Children Of The Corn II”…they’re baaaaaack!
Toto, I’ve a feeling we’re not in Kansas any more.
Dad is all Incognito and trying to be one with the corn
Dad’s vogue-ing with corn stalks.
A-maize-ing
ok…I know it is not me, however I am totally freaked out that the girl on the right is the spitting image of me!!!
That is just simply aMAIZEing.
Beaten by being stuck in Comment Limbo… oh well.
Looks like that remake of HEE HAW is coming along just fine.
“After his Rolls Royce dealership in Tampa fails, Walter and his family seek employment in Nebraska.”
Keyword: “seek”. I do believe they’ve spotted a Chevy dealership through the stalks.
Some people amaize me.
Good one!
^_^
The corny lady in the middle is wearing a cornpendant round her neck! LOL! I think its safe to assume that this was her idea.
You’ve got some pretty witty fans! – and that’s more than a kernel of truth!
I actually think this is a very clever picture. Doesn’t corn fuel America?
You’re right. in fact, photos like this should receive huge government subsidies.
Now THAT made me laugh!
children of the corn returns with a chilling prequel…FAMILY OF THE CORN.lalala
-LAUGH-
high five, my friend!
Awww, you beat me to it!
I’m cornfused…
Darn! You stole my comment,Blondie
LOL
“If you build it……..they will corn.”
Now THAT is funny!
If my family wanted to have a picture taken like this, they would get an earful.
i think the guy in the background is a STALKer.
This just made me spill my Diet Coke – awesome!
lol
HA!
So obvious yet still awesome!!!!
*chuckle snort*
this has got me all shucked up…
corny…… enough….. i love that.
God, this is a corny pic.
very clever my friend.