The Bacon Brothers
June 25th, 2009
Sizzle on, boys. Sizzle on.
(originally posted at http://www.mcphee.com/items/11943.html)
Tags: brothers, matchy-matchy
The Bacon Brothers
AwkwardFamilyPhotos.com
Spreading the Awkwardness
Was this so the dog would play with them?
Nah, they’re too cute to have that problem.
looks like photoshop!
Please refrain from offering your Photoshop Conspiracy theories unless you’re going to offer some evidence– which in this case is scant. Otherwise you’re just being a smartypants– which happen to look sharp with a bacon suit, btw.
Indeed…..a later comment prompted me to actually check google, and yes, you can see for yourself that people have and apparently do make suits to look (and apparently, smell) like bacon…..so, anyone can guess as to why because we’ll probably never know, but this is most surely real.
I just asked a question that might have never been asked before: Where do you get three matching child-size meat suits?
Does anyone else think this might be photoshopped?
Nope. Just you.
Don’t you just hate it when you go to a function and someone wears your same outfit? Sooo awkward…
I think my daughter is in love. She REALLY likes bacon.
I’ve heard of coordinating your outfits with your surroundings, but never with your breakfast. Uniquely awkward, to be sure.
Er… “seek” = “see”
I’m having heart palpitations caused by bacon hysteria.
I fail to seek the awkward in this photo.
And yes, you CAN get suits like this. And placemats. And bandages. And personal lubricant. With bacon, everything is possible!
Use the Google, my friends. You will not be disappointed.
Keep those boys away from the microwave. And the lettuce and tomato.
Is this kosher?
Which one is Kevin ?
Very charming boys.. but why bacon??
These cute boys must be the children of Kevin and Kyra.
They can’t have vegetarian parents…
Or Jewish…too far?
That’s totally photoshopped! Look at the area between the two boys on the right. sorry- not real.
I don’t know why I feel the need to defend the bacon suit boys, but, Al, look again. It’s just a short coat. For all we know, real. Apology accepted.
Either the coat is short or it’s a grocery store label.
I remember these outfits. That crazy dude was working on them in Silence of the Lambs.
It puts the lotion of the skin, or else it gets the hose again! I thought of that same thing.
This reminds me of cheap beer and free bacon night from when I used to live in Wisconsin. 75 cent cans of Blatz and all the free bacon you could eat. Mmmm….
I want you to meat my brothers
Fricken hilarious, he definitely is introducing them to us. ~applause~
yeah…..I remember my Porkmitzva . Good times……..damn good times.
“Porkmitzfa?!” That is awesome, my friend!
This isn’t just awkward; it’s awesome. Go, bacon.
Hmm, I am a mom to 3 boys and I can tell you I have never had the audacity to dress them in matching suits for a photo…though now that I see the bacon suits…hmm…fried egg sweaters and matching fry pan pants?? Hmm…I think I will go talk to their father.
hahahahahahahaha, he’ll totally go for it.
lol! Your comment made my evening…..kudos!
Is their last name Atkins?
….are these the children who grew up and produced 1) BaKon Vodka 2) Baconnaise and finally 3) the Bacon Explosion!!!
PETA is going to be so angry about this one.
photoshop is a wonderful thing
that aint PS……………….
I thought the same thing. It’s photoshoped; just look at the hands.
Yeah? What about them?
Why do you think this is photoshopped? Is “photoshopped” the new Crossbow?
Is pink the new black? Is bacon the new pink? Is bacon, therefore, the new crossbow. Jeez. It is not photoshopped. It’s awkwards ALL ON ITS OWN>
I concur!!
Photoshop? Even if this pic is photoshopped, that means either a: Bacon suits exist to crop these kids head on or b: someone has so much time on their hands to concoct bacon suits. Either of these scenarios still qualifies as awkward!
see now, that’s what I said, but everyone I show it to says nay on the photoshop…
A mother with a filet mingon frame of mind- everything is better wrapped in bacon.
oohh non je les trouve chou…. bon à part les habits qui sont ridicules.
*pant* *pant* *pant*
My dog loves this pic!
More like The Makin’ Bacon Brothers.
I am at work and just said out loud: WOAH!!!!
Shocked and surprised at the bacon suits, but the kids are adorable.
After reading the comments, I scanned back up at the photo. EEEE!, now it looks like they are wearing MEAT SUITS. Made from human meat. Sorry. I need to go now. *crawls away drooling*
seriously? I’m without words for these outfits, and I use that term loosely…
Mmmmm… bacon. I think my heart just skipped a meat!
Certainly interesting…..
Also…
IN BEFORE CROSSBOW JOKES!
Kids are cute…very unique suits, don’t think anybody has them
I need to know more…
Is that real or just turkey bacon?
Turkey bacon isn’t nearly as soft and elegant as pork. Obviously, you don’t know your ham. Tsk tsk tsk.
“Does this suit make me look fat?”
Can you get lean cut bacon suits? Plus if you just order a smoking jacket…. is the bacon they use smoked??
You win! Great comment.
if we don’t get the back story on this i truly will go insane
Look at the little guy on the right. He is chagrined. Poor kids! How cute!
Gamm on…
Cute boys, ugly clothes.
I… um… Why would… uh… It’s not… But…
Ok they are too cute, even if their mama does dress them badly!
They’re cute! And mmmmm, bacon!
Ham it up boys.
Haha, good one.
No, but seriously. Why are they dressed like bacon? I don’t see how the pattern could be discerned any other way….
Oh my god. what the hell is this?
This was my exact reaction.
mmmmmm. Bacon.
What else can really be said? I agree. Mmmmmmmm. Bacon.
Everything is good with bacon!
their daddy likes bacon
i mean the pic, not the link…
Thanks mr. AFP, now my comment makes me feel more awkward than before.
PS: People, look the link down to the Alvin and the Chipmunks…