The Bacon Brothers

June 25th, 2009

Sizzle on, boys. Sizzle on.

(originally posted at http://www.mcphee.com/items/11943.html)

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220 Responses to “The Bacon Brothers”

  1. Dirk says:

    mmmmmm. Bacon.

  2. Ash says:

    Oh my god. what the hell is this?

  3. Michael says:

    Ham it up boys.

    • C B says:

      Haha, good one.

      No, but seriously. Why are they dressed like bacon? I don’t see how the pattern could be discerned any other way….

  4. princessluceval says:

    They’re cute! And mmmmm, bacon!

  5. turkey says:

    Ok they are too cute, even if their mama does dress them badly!

  6. Kitten says:

    I… um… Why would… uh… It’s not… But…

  7. Lauren says:

    Cute boys, ugly clothes.

  8. Ian says:

    Gamm on…

  9. Robert says:

    Look at the little guy on the right. He is chagrined. Poor kids! How cute!

  10. Melba says:

    if we don’t get the back story on this i truly will go insane

  11. Melba says:

    “Does this suit make me look fat?”

  12. Melba says:

    Is that real or just turkey bacon?

    • Cloud says:

      Turkey bacon isn’t nearly as soft and elegant as pork. Obviously, you don’t know your ham. Tsk tsk tsk.

  13. DOGSAREPAWSOME says:

    I need to know more…

  14. Meli says:

    Kids are cute…very unique suits, don’t think anybody has them

  15. DOGSAREPAWSOME says:

    Also…

    IN BEFORE CROSSBOW JOKES!

  16. J says:

    Certainly interesting…..

  17. Day says:

    Mmmmm… bacon. I think my heart just skipped a meat!

  18. Heather says:

    seriously? I’m without words for these outfits, and I use that term loosely…

  19. Susan says:

    I am at work and just said out loud: WOAH!!!!
    Shocked and surprised at the bacon suits, but the kids are adorable.
    After reading the comments, I scanned back up at the photo. EEEE!, now it looks like they are wearing MEAT SUITS. Made from human meat. Sorry. I need to go now. *crawls away drooling*

  20. Piglet says:

    More like The Makin’ Bacon Brothers.

  21. Melba says:

    My dog loves this pic!

  22. Melba's dog says:

    *pant* *pant* *pant*

  23. émilie says:

    oohh non je les trouve chou…. bon à part les habits qui sont ridicules.

  24. Just an observer says:

    A mother with a filet mingon frame of mind- everything is better wrapped in bacon.

  25. dave says:

    photoshop is a wonderful thing

  26. Greatdaniel13 says:

    PETA is going to be so angry about this one.

  27. Karenyo says:

    ….are these the children who grew up and produced 1) BaKon Vodka 2) Baconnaise and finally 3) the Bacon Explosion!!!

  28. LilyBear says:

    Is their last name Atkins?

  29. Penny says:

    Hmm, I am a mom to 3 boys and I can tell you I have never had the audacity to dress them in matching suits for a photo…though now that I see the bacon suits…hmm…fried egg sweaters and matching fry pan pants?? Hmm…I think I will go talk to their father.

  30. Joel says:

    This isn’t just awkward; it’s awesome. Go, bacon.

  31. eric bizzle says:

    yeah…..I remember my Porkmitzva . Good times……..damn good times.

  32. grimey says:

    I want you to meat my brothers

  33. AV says:

    This reminds me of cheap beer and free bacon night from when I used to live in Wisconsin. 75 cent cans of Blatz and all the free bacon you could eat. Mmmm….

  34. Mark says:

    I remember these outfits. That crazy dude was working on them in Silence of the Lambs.

    • Greatdaniel13 says:

      It puts the lotion of the skin, or else it gets the hose again! I thought of that same thing.

  35. Al says:

    That’s totally photoshopped! Look at the area between the two boys on the right. sorry- not real.

    • Mark says:

      I don’t know why I feel the need to defend the bacon suit boys, but, Al, look again. It’s just a short coat. For all we know, real. Apology accepted.

  36. Pippa says:

    They can’t have vegetarian parents…

  37. XLscooper says:

    These cute boys must be the children of Kevin and Kyra.

  38. Lydel says:

    Very charming boys.. but why bacon??

  39. Vickie says:

    Which one is Kevin ?

  40. Amice says:

    Is this kosher?

  41. Keep those boys away from the microwave. And the lettuce and tomato.

  42. NoEntiende says:

    I fail to seek the awkward in this photo.

    And yes, you CAN get suits like this. And placemats. And bandages. And personal lubricant. With bacon, everything is possible!

    Use the Google, my friends. You will not be disappointed.

  43. NoEntiende says:

    Er… “seek” = “see”

    I’m having heart palpitations caused by bacon hysteria.

  44. bluenosedwowser says:

    I’ve heard of coordinating your outfits with your surroundings, but never with your breakfast. Uniquely awkward, to be sure.

  45. Julie says:

    I think my daughter is in love. She REALLY likes bacon.

  46. Denise says:

    Don’t you just hate it when you go to a function and someone wears your same outfit? Sooo awkward…

  47. Lollerskates says:

    Does anyone else think this might be photoshopped?

  48. Lola says:

    I just asked a question that might have never been asked before: Where do you get three matching child-size meat suits?

  49. alina says:

    looks like photoshop!

    • Mark says:

      Please refrain from offering your Photoshop Conspiracy theories unless you’re going to offer some evidence– which in this case is scant. Otherwise you’re just being a smartypants– which happen to look sharp with a bacon suit, btw.

      • C B says:

        Indeed…..a later comment prompted me to actually check google, and yes, you can see for yourself that people have and apparently do make suits to look (and apparently, smell) like bacon…..so, anyone can guess as to why because we’ll probably never know, but this is most surely real.

  50. Epe says:

    Was this so the dog would play with them?

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