Face Slide

July 7th, 2009

Face Slide - *AFP Hall Of Fame*

Sometimes you just need a little push. Thanks, dad.

(submitted by Alayna)

241 Responses to “Face Slide”

  1. Ginger says:

    Faceplant brought to you by…Dad?!

  2. CT says:

    A nose manual … nice

  3. Carmen says:

    This is awesome! Best picture I’ve seen on this site.

  4. roy luevano says:

    whos the one legged guy ?

  5. caleb says:

    That’s funny because I have slid that same way and I am 22 lol

  6. lol says:

    Go! Bwaaah!

  7. lolz says:

    Best photo on the site πŸ˜€

  8. Qudija says:

    Oh my goodness!! I cannot stop laughing!!!

  9. Gack says:

    Football kick off~ and he topped it..

    The baby liked it, the toes never lie.

  10. Gadget Blog says:

    I woke up this morning in a bad mood but after finding this page my state of mind improved.

  11. Jean says:

    Made me spit my soda out thru my nose. LOL!

  12. Jody says:

    HAHA My favorite photo!!

  13. olivia says:

    ouch was she crying????

    i betcha she was waaa waaaing!!!!
    i know i shouldnt laugh but it is so hilar’!!!!!

  14. Emily says:

    Oh no! Poor child. But I cannot stop laughing. The hair! The knees! The TOES! Poor thing. It’s just too funny.

  15. kookie says:


    • LOL@YOU says:

      A rush? No, but I giggled my a** off. How is this hurt? It’s not like being an adult and face-planting. She’ll be fine unless her parents give her a reason to think she’s really hurt. I get the distinct feeling your household goes through more bubble wrap than a shipping warehouse.

      • Lark says:

        “How is this hurt”?! I did this when I was five years old and knocked out six teeth. My parents didn’t need to tell me I was hurt- the gushing blood and teeth scattered all over the lawn kind of clued me in.
        Maybe you don’t have kids and are one of those people that just can’t remember ever being one, but I’ll clue you in- being a kid and face-planting into the hard ground is exactly the same as being an adult and doing the same. It HURTS!

        That being said, this picture is funny. In the long run, I’m sure this kid is fine, just like I was. If I had a picture of myself doing the same, I would submit it and be glad that at least we can all enjoy the moment now. It’s not often you capture something like this on film and it’s definitely giggle-worthy.

        (Also, I’m aware that these posts are two years old, but I wanted to get that off my chest.)

        • mom of 3 who survived says:

          Think maybe the picture is a little misleading. It give the notion that she was tossed. I think she probably was put on her belly and give a little push. If she had on a dry suit to start with she’s gonna rock forward on her nose. I guarantee Dad was on her like white on rice with hugs and a “let’s try that again.”

    • Sher says:

      Don’t worry, they bounce.

  16. peggy says:

    oh my gosh…. i havent laughed so hard in i dont know when…at the comments too…thank you all so much for makeing my day. ROFL

  17. Ashley says:

    does anyone know where the guy’s other leg is?

  18. justice says:

    O>M>G !! Seriously yelled “WHAT THE HELL !?” when I saw this and laughed SO HARD ! faceplant FAIL !

  19. expat says:

    That leg is shaved…. this is not the dad…..

  20. Meli says:

    I cannot stop laughing. Slip and slide FAIL

  21. Anne says:

    It’s all fun and games until someone gets hurt – and then it’s downright hilarious!

    Seriously, she must have been fine but I’m worried about the off-camera daggers that the mom probably shot at the father with “the look”

  22. Anon says:

    I’m laughing so hard that I’m crying. Thats for all the sleepless nights ! The dirty diapers ! Puking on my business suit 5 minutes before my carpool arrives !

  23. Mary says:

    For me it’s the one leg in the background.

  24. LINDA says:


  25. Michelle Trenton, MI says:

    Oh, I laughed so hard. Yes, you can feel bad for the little girl…but I swear I have BEEN that little girl! This was the funniest one I have seen so far and there are LOTS of funny pics!

  26. siouxsie says:

    There are no words to describe this! I just busted out laughing!!! It’s the hair and butt in the air at the same time that make it hysterical! Best post so far!

  27. Dwayne B says:

    Where’s the bow?

  28. Millie says:

    obviously the owner of the picture thought it was funny enough to submit
    so i don’t feel as bad about laughing until i pee my pants
    i mean literally… i had to change clothes

  29. Aus' Mommy says:

    I have tears running down my face right now! I wonder what they thought when they got their pictures back and saw this one? So funny!!!

  30. me says:

    first drink

  31. nad says:

    ok i’ve been looking at these pics all night and this is the first one that just made me laugh so loud i might have woken everybody in the house! … it’s the flying hair that does it.

  32. kat says:

    not funny. :/

  33. DaDewd says:

    Bringing new meaning to Facepalm.

  34. shane says:

    Funny and really messed up at the same time. poor kid!!

  35. Jana says:

    awwww….wrong…just wrong…..poor baby!! πŸ™

  36. Nancy says:

    I’m crying from laughter – I think I’m related to these two…

  37. khorse says:

    – its the one legged man who’s awkward.
    Easy to see how we might be descended from frogs.

  38. DWreck says:

    HA! HA! Can not stop laughing ! !

  39. CMB says:

    ?? I don’t see why this is funny.. It looks someone just threw a kid on the ground and it hurt her a lot.

  40. anotherdoll says:

    This was why my parents sold my slip n slide two days after I got it. Rise of spine or nose injuries.

  41. Margaret says:


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