Birthday Boy

July 10th, 2009

Birthday Boy - Birthdays

Another tedious birthday moment brought to you by Chuck E. Cheese!

(submitted by Mollie)

126 Responses to “Birthday Boy”

  1. Rickles says:

    “I think it moved.”

  2. Olivia says:

    Omg this looks just like my husband when he was a kid lol.

  3. Jody says:

    I’m in this too..Top left Tacoma hooters šŸ™‚ my brother was at Barnes&nobles and saw my pic in this bk..thats how it was brought to my attention lol

  4. Ann Brunkow says:

    This year Tommy’s birthday fell on Dad’s weekend.

  5. alifre says:

    He never had it so good, ever again.

  6. Bama says:

    If the young lady kneeling lower left happens to see this: I would very much like to marry you. You’re beautiful!

  7. Jerry says:

    Is this in Canada?

  8. Hootwoot says:

    I’m in this photo! And I was laughing so hard when it was brought to my attention! I’ve showed 3 of the girls the pic too! This was taken 7 years ago HAHAHAHAHA

  9. customcartoons says:

    Poor kid. Still in his girls-are-icky phase, apparently.

  10. Marc says:

    I actually like hooters… for the cheap wings and jaegarbombs. AYCE wings on mondays anyone?

  11. Ken says:

    Chuck E. Sleaze?

  12. Chad says:

    Years later he went on to start Girls gone wild.

  13. BettyBoop says:

    Must have been Dad’s weekend with the kids.

  14. Sensi says:

    he looks just like the kid off the show..Two and a half Men

  15. Dee says:

    That picture epitomises the word “awkward”.

  16. manz says:

    This is _so_ disturbing!

  17. Noga says:

    That girl’s hand is pretty high up on the thigh there…and the girl in the back is trying a little hard to be sexy for a 10 year old’s birthday picture. Inappropriate.

  18. Roadkel26637 says:

    Um, Hello…Hooter Girls…It’s a photo op, not a group grope! Poor kid…he’s probably still terrified of Hooters.

  19. jealous says:

    definitely dad’s idea of the best place to take junior for his birthday

  20. smee says:

    No joke, my brother had his 13th birthday party at Hooter’s. We’re not Jewish, so without a bar mitzvah I guess this was the only “today I am a man” moment my (recently divorced at the time) father could think of. Classy, right? Classy and sooooo awkward.

  21. Travis says:

    what is around his neck? a coral snake?

  22. Fran says:

    What is that thing around his neck? It looks like one of those zapper collars that dogs wear with invisible fences. I guess if he looks at the girls he gets a “little charge”

  23. norm says:

    yeah, my heart breaks for him!!

  24. thatoneguy says:

    the girl in the middle looks like a vampire a little bit……creeepppyyyy

  25. Kimberly says:

    What’s he getting for his 16th birthday? A passport and a plane ticket to Amsterdam?

  26. nomaso says:

    Iā€™m guessing Dad had custody that birthday

  27. Tocsnai says:

    Hooters itself is awkward, kid or no. Look at the orange shorts worn by those women.

    I’ve been there once, and every table in the place included some goof claiming it was his birthday. The girls were made to repeat some sort of lame birthday song. Singing by restaurant personnel: that’s the sort of awkwardness there really should be a law against.

  28. Sandy says:

    Poor little guy looks scared. Hooter overload?!

  29. Steve says:

    Believe it or not, I’ve never been to a Hooters!

  30. Why do you call this awkward? This photo kicks 455!

  31. Snowrider says:

    YIKES! I really think that he was just released from the hospital or is fighting a long term illness. It really looks like a semi permanent trachea tube appliance under his shirt. Poor guy, probably not feeling too well. Come on healthcare experts… BUT WAIT, the girl on the lower left looks like she could be his sister…..Thoughts?

    • Libertyl1 says:

      Not a trach tube……. the collar to the shirt he is wearing under the shirt that he got from Hooters for his birthday.

  32. Hotmamaof2 says:

    You know this was Dad’s idea. He probably did want to go to Chuck E. Cheese. Give him a few years and this will be his favorite place!

  33. Annie says:

    o geez……

  34. Winry says:

    Oh, that poor child!

  35. Stekspaden says:

    And he is not even that happy.

  36. powkang says:

    i really REALLY want to know what his shirt says. designated what?

  37. Edamame says:

    And all little Billy wanted for his birthday was a Transformers playset…..

  38. Michael says:

    Very nice birthday!!

  39. Lamech says:

    He’s sad cause his shirt says designated driver.

  40. nasus says:

    this is the first picture on this website that has left my mouth wide open and made me feel truly awkward

    • Johnny says:

      What’s awkward about a boy taking a pic with a bunch of hot chicks…
      He probably talks about girls all the time, but gets nervous when around them!!

      Best birthday party ever

  41. Arch Stanton says:

    Why is he not smiling???!!!!!!

    • Steve says:

      Would you be smiling if you had 5 hot girls in low-cut shirts around you and you had to divert your eyes from them so dad could take a picture of you? I know I wouldn’t be… lol

  42. BEB says:

    Looks like a birthday event Dad planned more for himself than for his son.

  43. Han says:

    The caption is kind of weird… the only Chuck E. Cheese I’ve ever seen is right across the street from a Hooters. Awkward!

  44. Andrea says:

    i think his shirt says designated driver!

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