Meet The Sterns

No matter what you do, you will always be in trouble with these two.

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138 Responses to “Meet The Sterns”

  1. IAmNoOne says:

    Looks like someone served fried chicken instead of filet Mignon at the dinner party. and they don’t like it one bit.

    • Doc says:

      And in a non-regulation casserole dish to boot! The horror!

      • morrisonva says:

        1. 15 LBS of mashed potatoes in a casserole with a serving spoon. Please do not use the over-size blue serving dish you used last year. Because you are making such a large batch you can do one of two things: put half the mash in a regulation size casserole with lid and put the other half in a plastic container and we can just replenish with that or use two regulation size casserole dishes with lids. Only one serving spoon is needed.

        Don’t you just love it!!!

  2. Steve says:

    Hey look, it’s Marney and her husband!

  3. JMonkeh says:

    Am I nuts, or is there not some type of family relation going on here…..http://awkwardfamilyphotos.com/2009/06/19/mother-of-the-bride/#comments

  4. graphicartist2k5 says:

    if this is what they look like when they’re happy, i’d hate to see ‘em when they’re mad!

  5. Leghound says:

    This guy has to be a mortician.

  6. Other brother with another mother says:

    Is he wearing a claw hammer coat?

  7. JerseyPam says:

    I love how everything is so color coordinated. The faux wood paneling, curtains, clocks, clothing – the awkwardness is astounding!

  8. Jeff says:

    There is something oddly funerary about this couple. It’s as if they are posing for matched caskets.

    • colleen says:

      maybe it’s like those old photos where they took portraits of family members after they died, in their coffin outfits. only these ones are free-stading weekend at bernies style.

  9. Bleah! says:

    This is the look my mother gives me when she tells me my outfit is “interesting”.

  10. MB says:

    “Hey! We weren’t ready! You should have counted ‘1-2-3-Say cheese’ “

  11. Blucat says:

    I LOVE LOVE LOVE that vintage clock in the background! Imagine how much they would ask for that in an antiques shop.

  12. Baron says:

    I wonder if they ever frolic and how…lol

  13. binkymae says:

    I think it’s a date! There are no wedding rings and he has his arm around her waist.

  14. RobynS8971 says:

    He has his hand on wer waist, but strangely they still aren’t touching.

  15. emm says:

    this looks like the couple from the creepy twilight zone pic—without the daughter. where is the daughter??? where!?!??!

  16. neverfirst says:

    I didn’t do it, I swear!

  17. Janell says:

    He’s in the MOB, Y’all!

  18. Jodster says:

    I love the matching clocks they are both wearing on their left shoulder.

  19. doodahman900 says:

    For a better understanding, see the following posts:

    “The Third Wheel” on 7/15/09

    and

    “Awkward Solo Photo: Roman Shade” on 7/12/09

  20. Bree says:

    I love the very flattering perspective of this photo. Was it taken by a little person?

  21. Kelley says:

    Her arm was photo shopped. Hmmm…

  22. romchr says:

    I’m getting sleepy… sleepy…

  23. MONSTRO says:

    They heard you only went to church 4 times this week.

  24. Dan says:

    I’m confused as to why some people are saying “You’ve lost your touch” or “This really isn’t that awkward” because I giggled for hours upon finding this picture. I think the caption might have had a lot to do with that.

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