Meet The Sterns

July 16th, 2009

Meet The Sterns - Mom & Dad

No matter what you do, you will always be in trouble with these two.

(submitted by Eiler)

141 Responses to “Meet The Sterns”

  1. Andrew says:

    They actually look like my German relatives.

  2. Debbie says:


  3. Dan says:

    I’m confused as to why some people are saying “You’ve lost your touch” or “This really isn’t that awkward” because I giggled for hours upon finding this picture. I think the caption might have had a lot to do with that.

  4. MONSTRO says:

    They heard you only went to church 4 times this week.

  5. romchr says:

    I’m getting sleepy… sleepy…

  6. Kelley says:

    Her arm was photo shopped. Hmmm…

  7. Bree says:

    I love the very flattering perspective of this photo. Was it taken by a little person?

  8. doodahman900 says:

    For a better understanding, see the following posts:

    “The Third Wheel” on 7/15/09


    “Awkward Solo Photo: Roman Shade” on 7/12/09

  9. Jodster says:

    I love the matching clocks they are both wearing on their left shoulder.

  10. Janell says:

    He’s in the MOB, Y’all!

  11. neverfirst says:

    I didn’t do it, I swear!

  12. emm says:

    this looks like the couple from the creepy twilight zone pic—without the daughter. where is the daughter??? where!?!??!

  13. RobynS8971 says:

    He has his hand on wer waist, but strangely they still aren’t touching.

  14. binkymae says:

    I think it’s a date! There are no wedding rings and he has his arm around her waist.

  15. Baron says:

    I wonder if they ever frolic and how…lol

  16. Blucat says:

    I LOVE LOVE LOVE that vintage clock in the background! Imagine how much they would ask for that in an antiques shop.

  17. MB says:

    “Hey! We weren’t ready! You should have counted ’1-2-3-Say cheese’ “

  18. Bleah! says:

    This is the look my mother gives me when she tells me my outfit is “interesting”.

  19. Jeff says:

    There is something oddly funerary about this couple. It’s as if they are posing for matched caskets.

    • colleen says:

      maybe it’s like those old photos where they took portraits of family members after they died, in their coffin outfits. only these ones are free-stading weekend at bernies style.

  20. JerseyPam says:

    I love how everything is so color coordinated. The faux wood paneling, curtains, clocks, clothing – the awkwardness is astounding!

  21. Other brother with another mother says:

    Is he wearing a claw hammer coat?

  22. Leghound says:

    This guy has to be a mortician.

  23. graphicartist2k5 says:

    if this is what they look like when they’re happy, i’d hate to see ‘em when they’re mad!

  24. JMonkeh says:

    Am I nuts, or is there not some type of family relation going on here…..

  25. Steve says:

    Hey look, it’s Marney and her husband!

  26. IAmNoOne says:

    Looks like someone served fried chicken instead of filet Mignon at the dinner party. and they don’t like it one bit.

    • Doc says:

      And in a non-regulation casserole dish to boot! The horror!

      • morrisonva says:

        1. 15 LBS of mashed potatoes in a casserole with a serving spoon. Please do not use the over-size blue serving dish you used last year. Because you are making such a large batch you can do one of two things: put half the mash in a regulation size casserole with lid and put the other half in a plastic container and we can just replenish with that or use two regulation size casserole dishes with lids. Only one serving spoon is needed.

        Don’t you just love it!!!

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