It’s a Marvelous Night For a Nosedance

August 1st, 2009

It’s a Marvelous Night For a Nosedance - Engagement

For this loving couple, the path to the heart starts at the nostrils.

(submitted by Stephanee)

88 Responses to “It’s a Marvelous Night For a Nosedance”

  1. Ok, who is wearing the Spiderman pants in this photo? This gives a whole new meaning to “head over heels”, buts this is ridiculous…..Do you think he will suck her nose til her face caves in?

  2. Poodle says:

    She must dream of becoming a vampire.

  3. Dwight says:

    You think it’s love but it’snot.

  4. a says:

    Oh, the passion in his nostrils!

  5. AC says:

    Beauty is in the nose of the beholder

  6. Danielle says:

    Oh, one more thing… if they were trying to re-create the Spider-Man kiss, they are doing backwards. Spider-man is supposed to be hanging up-side down. lol. Not the girl.

  7. Danielle says:

    Wow. When will people realize that they cannot re-create the Spider-Man upside down kiss, and expect it to looks as epic!? lol.

  8. kat says:

    He’s tied her to the ceiling fan……on last kiss before I turn you (switch) on

  9. Luke Rowe says:

    You’re site is so funny.. keep up the good work..witty.

  10. Murph says:

    Won, twooooo, thhhhreeeeee, ha, ah, ah!!! I love when you hang like a bat!!

  11. Notyou says:

    Huh? Was my comment removed? I was just trying to figure out what SNS meant. Sorry if the definition I found on Urban Dictionary offended anyone. (As most of those definitions are intended to do. :-P)

  12. Mulberry says:

    Creepy. I believe the picture was shot and intended to be viewed at a 90degree angle (looking like one is lying down)— but even then it’s an awkward pose. The black and white effect makes me think of the Addams family.

  13. SeƱor Loco says:

    “Darling, you have THEE most beautiful boogers!”
    “As do you, my love.”

  14. scrumpot666 says:

    I thought we could see eye to I, but I guess we can’t.

  15. Nita says:

    Okay, the burning question…..Are there any bats in the batcave?

  16. Bastet11 says:

    No honey, you missed a few hairs..hand me the trimmer.

  17. pecosita says:

    I think he just brings out her inner bat.

  18. Shock & Awe says:

    Mondo bizarro. What were they thinking?

  19. ed says:

    he’s got great hands…

  20. yvonne says:

    This couple could easily have an eskimo baby. All they have to do is rub their noses together until a little booger falls out!

  21. Blucat says:

    I can just imagine the photographer “Okay! let’s get her up there, and right before she passes out from the blood rushing to her head, we’ll snap the shot! Let’s make magic, people!”

  22. MCR says:

    You may think it’s funny
    That I so love my honey,
    But it’s snot.

  23. Lily says:

    You are getting veeeeery sleepy… Look deeeep into my nose…

  24. Karin says:

    All I can think of is an old b&w vampire flick… I get the spiderman reference but it’s too dark…

  25. Maya B says:

    “Hold still so I can find the pea you stuck up your nose!”

  26. yzh says:

    Um, no(se)… Or, the no(se) have it! Okay, I tried. Once again, akwardly speechless.

  27. funnyone says:

    Hahaha…so funny…I wanted to send my friend’s picture in that did this back after hs…20 years ago…but then I found out it is still one of their favorite pictures!

  28. Michael says:

    “Do you see what I see?”

  29. TheDorsalFin says:

    When it comes to romance, this couple “nose” best. (buh-dump-dump)

  30. cg says:

    Maybe he’s checking to see if there are any “bats in the cave” (which is one of my co-worker’s euphemisms for “hey – something’s hanging out of your nose”)

  31. Fanboy Wife says:

    Who needs a tissue?

  32. poorshoes says:

    “Okay Karen, I believe you now. You clearly did not take the last crouton.”

  33. John says:

    If you look at the black space in between them, you can see a vase.

    Or an old woman, I think.

  34. Lori says:

    I hope he doesn’t have a runny nose!

  35. trina says:

    Kinda looks like he is feeling for her pulse.

    • Gregorian says:

      After doing a first aid course recently, my first thought was “Pull the head back and the chin down and check for a clear airway”.

    • Alekx says:

      She’s a vampire.
      She’s dangling from the ceiling, and
      he’s trying to see if she’s a part of the undead!
      Oh, poor man…they were going to get married
      and have normal children!

  36. Suki says:

    It’s the ying and yang with noses.

  37. Emma says:

    I dont know what to say.

  38. Eric Bizzle says:

    the saddest part of all these silly couple photos…..they didn’t want to pose that way in the first place…..and….THEY HAD TO PAY FOR THEM….( and give us pleasure goofing on them )

    • binkymae says:

      I’m thinking it was their idea. If you think it is awkward looking at it, imagine being the friend who was asked to take the photo!

  39. Chestna says:

    Yield to the pheromones!

  40. Dr. No says:

    Their problem is that they don’t see eye to eye.

  41. JenB says:

    Nothing says love like staring into your beloved ones nose.

  42. Maya B says:

    Some attempts at artsyness fall far from the mark. This one of those attempts.

  43. Selena says:

    This is so weird. What is she hanging from? I haven’t gotten on the trend of using colored nail polish when getting a french manicure.

    • Sabra says:

      I doubt she’s hanging from anything. Chances are they’re laying down & this pic was taken from above. Which doesn’t make it any better.

    • Katie says:

      They’re probably lying down and the photographer is above them…which may make this even more awkward lol

  44. TinTX says:

    this is BEYOND awkward….. thank you!!!

  45. Ingar says:

    What the hell..?

  46. GW says:

    Wow, this is one you could hang either way on the wall and it’d look right. Well, it’d look correct. Or, properly hung…Well, it could go either way. LOL

  47. Kat says:

    Is it weird that what bothers me most about this photo is the super-long stray hair on loverboy’s hand?

  48. Aimes says:

    I hope neither of them sneezed before they could get out of this position.

  49. Melody says:

    I think they are trying to recreate the famous Spiderman kiss scene.

    • Rich says:

      Nah, ….. It’s a nose-hair check.

      • Doc says:

        “Do I have a bat in the cave, honey?”
        “No, your nose is clear.”
        “Wait, WTH?! Why is the photographer snapping shots while we’re still doing a no-booger check!?”

    • PAT IS PAT!!! says:

      Why does everyone keep Citing Spiderman Kiss? The Dude is HUNGRY and he’s about to bite her face. Seriously? no one else see’s this?

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