The Scream
August 6th, 2009
Why shout it from the rooftops when you can shout it in their face?
(submitted by Sierra)
Tags: Leap Year
The Scream
AwkwardFamilyPhotos.com
Spreading the Awkwardness
Belching contest. He won.
Ooh, charming!
LEMME SEE YOUR WAR FACE PRIVATE JOKER!!!!!
AAAAAAHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRGGGGGG!!!!
What does she have ahold of?
You’re the one that I want….Ooooo, Ooooo Oooooo
Just doing their 6 month dental check up. How do my teeth look? Good. How about mine? Good.
See ya in 6 months.
This is cute! Whatever! Not weird! They look like they are having a great time!
Thanks Cassie – yes it was very fun!
We have a wedding picture eerily similar to this. I used it on our thank-you cards; it was a big hit.
Yeah – all my friends love this photo!
I’ll have what they’re having.
why does kaylan have to keep replying to the comments, (if it is her in the photo) she is wrecking the flow of comments!
OMG – get over it – this photo was put up without my permission – so I’ll comment to whatever I want.
I love how you kept replying to everyone’s comments. You were so nice though. You should totally set ‘em all straight for guessing and getting it all wrong!!
Keep the replies coming!
You put my compound bow where???????
Had to look up Marney.This may be her son.
Primal Scream Therapy?
And thus the trend of divorce photos is born.
It’s the same couple from “bumper cars” above. So the fact that they are having a baby together and he’s screaming in her face is a little distrubing!
I guess this could also be the opposite to an engagement photo… a divorce photo… an easy way out to awkward questions…
- Hey, how’s Ben doing… haven’t seen you two since…
- LOOK AT THE PHOTO AND MOVE AHEAD!
“CROSSBOW!”
“COMPOUND BOW!”
“CROSSBOW!”
COMPOUND BOW!”
..sorry, all the Marney jokes were taken.
Well played.
How does the photographer present this to someone? In his book of pics the people flip through? “Oh, Honey. We HAVE to do this!”
Seriously?
Stella!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Best comment ever. I take my hat off to you, sir.
Perhaps this is a “Feats of Strength” from Festivus?
The one with the most halitosis wins?
Two words: Morning Breath
A few more words: Picture taken at night, no bad breath
Oh. My. God.
I wish I hadn’t checked this out at work because now everyone wants to know why I just yelped with laughter.
This picture is just pure craziness.
“And I-iiiiiiiiiiii E-I-iiiiiiiiii, will always love youuuuuuuuu……”
“And the reason IS YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU”
“I told you to bring a regulation-sized casserole dish to the potluck!”
I thought I was tired of reading all of the “Marney” references, but this one really fits the photo!
Ashford and Simpson? Maybe not…….I’ve had the time of my life….and I owe it all to youuuuuu!!
that is a hilarious caption for this one. who comes up with these?
I think they may be yawning. Even more awkward!
She is singing, he is belching…simple. It is one of the Homer Simpson belches except you can’t see his lips vibrate.
Seriously – that’s what you see? LOL That’s funny! Although it’s normally my hubby singing and me doing the belching! HA HA
Both my husband AND my five year old son can belch loud/forcefully enough to do this. I’m going with that theory; he’s belching in her face.
I suddenly have the urge to play pacman
“chuckle”
ha!
OM nom nom nom nom nom!
If she wasn’t half smiling I’d think this would be the perfect picture for a divorce Lawyer’s advert.
Hmm…if he ever does me wrong, maybe I can photoshop it!
I like to think that they are brother and sister. And they fight often.
Ewe – I so did not marry my brother! LOL That is my husband!
I think this one may actually be weirder than the whole “looking up your nose” pose. Why are they yelling? What are they yelling? We need some speech bubbles.
agreed about the speech bubbles!
I like that he’s screaming so loudly that her hair is blowing away.
It looks like he’s winning.
He never wins…come on now…
Wow…. you think they brushed, flossed, and mouth-washed before this little stunt? Very weird.
We had no notice really to prep when the photographer decided to take this little pic – but luckily, neither my husband or my breath was bad
Schrei!!!
Only fans of Tokio Hotel will get that.
I wonder if this picture gives us an idea of how their marriage is like. Her hair is even blowing! Whose idea was this?
Ha – actually our marriage is the opposite! My husband is the one who stays quiet while I do the screaming. HA HA This was the idea of the photographer.
Are they screaming at each other or hardily laughing about how silly the pose and the wind machine are?
Yup – it was all about the silly pose. We aren’t the best of actors I guess…lol
This makes me physically uncomfortable.
It reminds me of that %$%$#% Aphex Twin video that scared me for life.
So then I started to think about that video: “Come to Daddy” and tracked it down to watch it.
I am dead on. This guy is channeling that monster screaming in that ladies face.
Just watched it…oh wow that creeped me out.
This is the picture of Lisa Byron Chesterford and her husband after Thanksgiving at Marney’s…
He’s mad because she brought a plastic platter from the supermarket to Marney’s house and they were forever banned from any kind of celebration organized by her… AND SHE COULDN’T BE MORE SERIOUS ABOUT IT!
FREAKING BRILLIANT!!!
Marney warned, “You know how Mike is”
NO SOUPY SAUCES!
GREATNESS!!!!!!!!
Best possible explanation. Good answer! Win!
Thank you for reminding me about Thanksgiving at Marney’s… Need to write that gem again!
Okay, that was the funniest response ever, ever, ever written. Hands down!
Babe, you need a Tic-Tac
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH! NO I REALLY MEAN IT!
He looks like he’s getting into this a little too much.
His face is even turning red.
When Drill Sergeants get engaged.
“Will you accept this ring?! Too slow! Do it again!!!”
AWESOME!
- Yes! I will accept!
- Yes what!
- Yes Sir!
- Now drop and give me 20!!!
Bwahahahaha! Well done!
that was funny!
exactly what i was thinking…LOL
haha! “Sir! Yes Sir!”
Funny thing is – this was not an engagement photo – not sure why my sister submitted it as that. It was just some “fun” photos a photographer friend of ours took. I love your comments though – too funny!
i love his scream but she hardly has her mouth open
This is because I was supposed to be shocked in reaction – unfortunately, since I knew the scream was coming – I couldn’t help but laugh a little…
I love this picture… i hope you win
I do my best to avoid looking squinty and having my mouth open when people take my pictures. Wow.
Try having a fan blowing in your eyes – then I promise you’ll squint
This made me chuckle.
I would do anything for love, but I won’t do that.
Love the Meatloaf reference.
aaahahahahahahahahaha!!!!
Win!
Love it!
OMG, I will be laughing about this comment all day!
Perfect comment! Win!
HAA! That was as good as the picture! I’m going to have that tune in my head for the rest of the day! haha
hahahahaha….that’s awesome. that will make me smile for a long time.
OMG! Best. Comment. EVER! I had tears……
Dying here
thanks for the earworm
Looking at her hair movement, I wonder if there’s a fan behind him, or is he really shouting at her?
maybe he’s just windy
Perhaps it’s just an engagement photo for an opera singer?
yes – there was totally a fan! My husband only wishes he could scream that loud!
“Julia was always tickled by the power of her husband’s WIND SCREAM!”
SIR, YES SIR!!!! The Drill Seargeant’s engagement photo!
Ironically – although he is in the Army – he’s not a drill sergeant – maybe he should ask for a promotion!
That is not irony.
I believe Kaylan meant that you might find it surprising that while her husband is actually in the Army, he is not a drill sergeant.
Sure, surprising…interesting even. Not ironic.
Whatever – Mr. Dictionary is just jealous he isn’t in the photo.
Ironic is also known as coincidental – so I believe my use of it (although perhaps not understood) was in fact correct. I used that word instead of saying “the comment of a drill sergeant was coincidental” – so goodness. Some people need not comment just to bash.