The Scream

August 6th, 2009

The Scream - Engagement

Why shout it from the rooftops when you can shout it in their face?

(submitted by Sierra)

113 Responses to “The Scream”

  1. Kristy says:

    Belching contest. He won.

  2. Carol says:

    Ooh, charming!

  3. Hillie says:



  4. Dwight says:

    What does she have ahold of?

  5. Serena says:

    You’re the one that I want….Ooooo, Ooooo Oooooo

  6. Rio says:

    Just doing their 6 month dental check up. How do my teeth look? Good. How about mine? Good.

    See ya in 6 months.

  7. Cassie says:

    This is cute! Whatever! Not weird! They look like they are having a great time!

  8. Penny D. says:

    We have a wedding picture eerily similar to this. I used it on our thank-you cards; it was a big hit.

  9. Jeff says:

    I’ll have what they’re having.

  10. Mah Jong Queen says:

    why does kaylan have to keep replying to the comments, (if it is her in the photo) she is wrecking the flow of comments!

    • Kaylan says:

      OMG – get over it – this photo was put up without my permission – so I’ll comment to whatever I want.

      • jay says:

        I love how you kept replying to everyone’s comments. You were so nice though. You should totally set ’em all straight for guessing and getting it all wrong!! 😉 Keep the replies coming!

  11. ox says:

    You put my compound bow where???????

  12. Crotch Cricket says:

    Had to look up Marney.This may be her son.

  13. AFtERBIRtH33 says:

    Primal Scream Therapy?

  14. Kimberly says:

    And thus the trend of divorce photos is born.

  15. CityGal says:

    It’s the same couple from “bumper cars” above. So the fact that they are having a baby together and he’s screaming in her face is a little distrubing!

  16. Alesita says:

    I guess this could also be the opposite to an engagement photo… a divorce photo… an easy way out to awkward questions…

    – Hey, how’s Ben doing… haven’t seen you two since…

  17. Tim says:


    ..sorry, all the Marney jokes were taken.

  18. Bryna says:

    How does the photographer present this to someone? In his book of pics the people flip through? “Oh, Honey. We HAVE to do this!”


  19. Nerm says:


  20. cg says:

    Perhaps this is a “Feats of Strength” from Festivus?
    The one with the most halitosis wins?

  21. MCR says:

    Two words: Morning Breath

  22. Glasstabletop says:

    Oh. My. God.
    I wish I hadn’t checked this out at work because now everyone wants to know why I just yelped with laughter.
    This picture is just pure craziness.

  23. Chestna says:

    “And I-iiiiiiiiiiii E-I-iiiiiiiiii, will always love youuuuuuuuu……”


  24. Ry says:

    “I told you to bring a regulation-sized casserole dish to the potluck!”

  25. Murph says:

    Ashford and Simpson? Maybe not…….I’ve had the time of my life….and I owe it all to youuuuuu!!

  26. Blucat says:

    that is a hilarious caption for this one. who comes up with these?

  27. LindsayLu says:

    I think they may be yawning. Even more awkward!

  28. uuhhnnoo says:

    She is singing, he is belching…simple. It is one of the Homer Simpson belches except you can’t see his lips vibrate.

    • Kaylan says:

      Seriously – that’s what you see? LOL That’s funny! Although it’s normally my hubby singing and me doing the belching! HA HA

      • Paulette says:

        Both my husband AND my five year old son can belch loud/forcefully enough to do this. I’m going with that theory; he’s belching in her face.

  29. lulu says:

    I suddenly have the urge to play pacman

  30. Eeekamouse says:

    OM nom nom nom nom nom!

  31. Michelle says:

    If she wasn’t half smiling I’d think this would be the perfect picture for a divorce Lawyer’s advert.

  32. Summer says:

    I like to think that they are brother and sister. And they fight often.

  33. JenB says:

    I think this one may actually be weirder than the whole “looking up your nose” pose. Why are they yelling? What are they yelling? We need some speech bubbles.

  34. xkelseyyy says:

    I like that he’s screaming so loudly that her hair is blowing away.

  35. Jessy says:

    It looks like he’s winning.

  36. Ken says:

    Wow…. you think they brushed, flossed, and mouth-washed before this little stunt? Very weird.

    • Kaylan says:

      We had no notice really to prep when the photographer decided to take this little pic – but luckily, neither my husband or my breath was bad 🙂

  37. Toko Hotel fan says:

    Only fans of Tokio Hotel will get that.

    I wonder if this picture gives us an idea of how their marriage is like. Her hair is even blowing! Whose idea was this?

    • Kaylan says:

      Ha – actually our marriage is the opposite! My husband is the one who stays quiet while I do the screaming. HA HA This was the idea of the photographer.

  38. Smelly Kelly says:

    Are they screaming at each other or hardily laughing about how silly the pose and the wind machine are?

  39. pooper! says:

    This makes me physically uncomfortable.

  40. Dawn says:

    It reminds me of that %$%$#% Aphex Twin video that scared me for life.

  41. Alesita says:

    This is the picture of Lisa Byron Chesterford and her husband after Thanksgiving at Marney’s…

    He’s mad because she brought a plastic platter from the supermarket to Marney’s house and they were forever banned from any kind of celebration organized by her… AND SHE COULDN’T BE MORE SERIOUS ABOUT IT!

  42. wendy says:

    Babe, you need a Tic-Tac

  43. Kelly says:


  44. Juls says:

    He looks like he’s getting into this a little too much.

  45. Kathleen says:

    When Drill Sergeants get engaged.

    “Will you accept this ring?! Too slow! Do it again!!!”

  46. Mah Jong Queen says:

    i love his scream but she hardly has her mouth open

  47. Nicole says:

    I do my best to avoid looking squinty and having my mouth open when people take my pictures. Wow.

  48. TheJack says:

    I would do anything for love, but I won’t do that.

  49. MST says:

    Looking at her hair movement, I wonder if there’s a fan behind him, or is he really shouting at her?

  50. Jessica says:

    “Julia was always tickled by the power of her husband’s WIND SCREAM!”

    • just wondering says:

      SIR, YES SIR!!!! The Drill Seargeant’s engagement photo!

      • Kaylan says:

        Ironically – although he is in the Army – he’s not a drill sergeant – maybe he should ask for a promotion!

        • g.b. says:

          That is not irony.

        • Gavin says:

          I believe Kaylan meant that you might find it surprising that while her husband is actually in the Army, he is not a drill sergeant.

          • g.b. says:

            Sure, surprising…interesting even. Not ironic.

          • Kaylan says:

            Whatever – Mr. Dictionary is just jealous he isn’t in the photo.

            Ironic is also known as coincidental – so I believe my use of it (although perhaps not understood) was in fact correct. I used that word instead of saying “the comment of a drill sergeant was coincidental” – so goodness. Some people need not comment just to bash.

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