Apparently, everyone objects at this wedding.
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Immediately after Father Shephard asked whether anyone objected to the wedding, the clock struck 13 times. Seeing that it was actually 2:26 in the afternoon, the townspeople interpreted it as an omen and realized that only a virgin sacrifice would protect them from the Doomsday Clock.
But the question on everyone’s mind was, of course, “Which virgin will it be?”
*snort* I just almost fell out of my chair. WIN.
A strange silence fell upon the town….Somewhere in the distance a dog barked. A kindly old man dipped his grey beard in his lentel soup and said “No thanks, I already own a penguin.”
hahahahahhahahhahahahahhahahahhha
OK seriously, I think I broke something laughing at that. Shall I send you the doctor’s bill, or will you promise to provide me with hilarity such as this on a regular basis? Cuz, ya know, ribs heal.
OMG, you made me CRY with laughter!!! LOL! OMG!!
Alan and Snowrider need to write comedy for TV or movies!
alan and snowrider-i almost peed in my pants! thanks for the good laugh!
The ceremony was suddenly interrupted by a loud noise; Aunt Marney had gone to the kitchen and saw the non-regulation casserole dishes.
And she returned with a compound bow to seek her vengeance…..SHE WAS SERIOUS, folks.
To make matters worse… that casserole dish had no lid. . . Instead it was covered with plastic wrap… No gathering will ever be the same.
AND… the Lisa Byron Chesterford family had THE AUDACITY to bring cocktail sauce
(although I CLEARLY specified in sentence four NO COCKTAIL SAUCE)
HA HA HA! Score.
i love collaborations!
If it was shopped why would anyone pick the photo with the minister looking all weirded out?
Because it’s not funny or awkward otherwise.
Would everyone plz quit pointing out all the photoshopped pics?!?!?!?! You people are taking all the fun away from this site whether the pics are real or not. Lets all just have a good laugh.
Lacie’s comment was clearly shopped. hee hee hee
Is the minister standing on the fireplace. He has to be since he’s a head taller than everyone. That’s awkward, that your minister is like a foot above you.
i think he’s standing on the fireplace
He’s wearing platform shoes
was a good style… same with the guy’s glasses
How old are these kids…looks like the minister made it into the prom pictures.
Gotta love the bride’s ring on the outside of the glove…classy.
No I think you mean Klassy!
and just then, father time heard the clock strike 2:26…
Is it just me, or does the groom have that “deer in the headlights” look? LOL
yes he does-exact same look my husband had.
This actually looks like something out of a theatrical performance rather than a real wedding.
Crossbow wedding?
pretty much stunned by the whole shebang but most importantly….YELLOW lilies? Really? C’mon!!! It was so close to PERFECT!
What I find most awkward, for me, is the fact that I have that same clock. Not a good sign.
Omg! My mom has that clock, too.
They look like they are 12!!!! Are they even old enough to get married??? Hmmm….
who is she checking out on the side? she has that little squirmish smile going on, like one of his friends was checking her out and likewise.
The priest is thinking about the exorcism he has scheduled to perform after the wedding gig.
Ha – perfect!
Surprise, Surprise, surprise. Backed that thing up and pinned him to the fireplace – hope it isn’t lit!
Seriously…The minister looks very much like a bit part actor (Jamaican) that we see occasionally. Does anybody regognize him?
I know what you mean but can’t think of his name. I kept thinking he kinda looked like “The Shining” old man.
Yep he does doc
Like KRAFT, this is the cheesiest!
omg a martha stewart wedding gone wrong!
this photo would be great inspiration for a Twilight Zone story.
Famous Amos, during in his younger years as a minister and criminal psychologist, considers new ingrediants for his next batch of cookies…….
Why did they get married in my mom’s living room a week before Christmas?
I think this is one of my favorites… just back to work after vacation, and this made it worthwhile coming into the office…
THE BEST!
JHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
Hey, is that the same dude from the Hershey’s park photo?
this looks really shopped to me, funny nonetheless
Please, all of you, stop it, I can’t breathe!
Hey, is that guy staring at us. Is he with you?
A great wedding Portrait doesn’t just take itself!!!
The minister is thinking: What-have-I-done????
Is that a ghost?
Candy cane ribbon on the bouquet with yellow lilies! Awkward.
I hope that’s the flowers I smell!
xD poor priest
Has anyone considered that this is either a very short couple or a very tall minister? You wanna bet he’s standing on a box?
I’m thinking it was a shotgun wedding, hence the location: parents’ living room. And hence the look on groom’s face: deer in headlights. Apparently somebody to the minister’s left just took God’s name in vain. Now, the yellow lilies: there s simply no explanation or excuse for that.
HILARIOUS! Are they still together?