The Soloist
August 13th, 2009
He did it for the nookie.
(submitted by Mike)
Tags: 70's, glasses, instruments
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Spreading the Awkwardness
He did it for the nookie.
(submitted by Mike)
Tags: 70's, glasses, instruments
Roll out the barrel, roll out the barrel of fun…
Hey! Try this out for extra awkwardness. Put the “Doubt” photo to the left of “The Soloist” and we finally have the answer to who the priest and the accordian player are both looking at. That is some really awkward time travel there.
THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF AWKWARD!!!!!
hey that would get you nookie if you lived in Sweden, even today..
I live in the US and he’s a babe
TOTAL babe…..Id give up the nookie.
Dad; “Poindexter! What’s that noise? What are you doing in there?”
Son: “Gee, Dad, I’m just playing my accordion! Honest!”
I love it
Sadly, those glasses are back in fashion again.
Sadly? I’m wearing those right now.
I MUST have the name of his interior decorator!
the nookie!? I just blew my milk out my nose! HA!
I really like this one! It’s not awkward, it’s cute!
Reminds my me of my friend, they look alike and he actually plays the accordion too.
I just love this picture! Really captures the essence of awkwardness! Kudos to the caption writer on this one!
Accordion’s grace touched him !
“Ladddyyyy of… lad… llaaaddd… lady offf … lady of ssspain I adore youuuu…..”
Dude, you were listening during my practices!?!?
“Kenneth, keep it down up there, with all that new-fangled accordion music!”
…AND GET A HAIRCUT, HIPPIE!
“KENNETH, DO I HAVE TO COME UP THERE?
YOU KNOW HOW MIKE IS!
KEEP IT DOWN. ICNBMS!”
He looks like he sees a monster or a ghost.
Alas, young Edsel was crushed when he heard that the accordian was not part of the high school marching band.
LOL !
i’m pretty sure my grandparents had that wallpaper. They had the accordian and the box to hold it at the foot of his bed too. I love the kitchen style wall lamp in the bedroom. Post depression era make do decorating.
That is the first caption that has made me burst into laughter in a while–AFP, FTW!
I totally would.
Oh…I find him adorble. Bet he hits his head on that lamp everytime he gets out of bed!
Superstar!
Who ever comes up with these captions – MAKES MY DAY! EVERY DAY!
This is priceless!
I love this guy!
Name the movie these song lyrics come from, perhaps the most underrated piece of comedic genius in the History of cinema…
“Telling the truth can be dangerous buisiness. Honest and popular don’t go hand in hand. If you admit you can play the accordian, no one will hire you in a rock-and-roll band!”
Anyone? Bueller?
hahahaha
Ishtar..what a horrible movie!
This man makes awkward look sexy. (He’s bringing awkward back..)
Hahaha! That is too funny.
Weird Al Yankovic?
Best caption ever!
Now, THAT’S what I call awkward!
Alright, who posted the photo of my Dad? I totally agree. Best caption ever!
I seriously – no joke – think he’s not. I have a huge thing for nerds. He can play that accordion for me ANY day!
Get off my cool-ade girl, he’s MINE! (ROAR)
Gregory knew it in his heart: you didn’t need no guitar to play the blues.
Damn, I just snorted and landed little gobs of sandwich on my screen when i read your post. If you are looking for a job as a captioner, you just laid down a hell of an audition.
I really like this picture. It’s nice.
I’m jealous of his accordion,
it has like twice as many button keys than mine does.
I still love my Alfred (the accordion) though!
He is Super Delicious!
Best. Caption. Ever.
OMG. That’s my Uncle. He’s not a babe he’s an *******.
I’m guessing by dating the decor that this family never missed Lawrence Welk. Not everyone can dance, not everyone has those striking good look, not everyone can make those bubbles fall perfectly on the dance floor on cue. His big break is just around the corner and he will be ready!
best. caption. ever.
“oh behave… it’s time for something shag-a-delic, baby”
The neatly made bed, and the suitcase made me kinda weep.
Funny, and yet touching.
(We are all accordion players inside).
Before becoming famous for his Wall of Sound, Phil Spector experimented with a Wall of Polka.
I love this photo! OK, I get awkward, but this photo is also somehow very touching. I feel like I know this guy, like I’m in his head… please make it stop!
Nice find, Mike.
My cousin. I have more.
Seriously mom, I think that I got something stuck in this thing! This can’t be good!
I don’t even know what to say to this one. XDXD
This dude actually exists.. in Sweden. And he plays in a band (surprise surprise!).
It’s positively Norman Rockwell-ian!
Okay, can’t top the comments or the caption. But that room is totally depressing. I want to laugh and then I see the room and I just want to cry. Poor kid.
That room, OMG….I think I’m going to cry.
Frighteningly enough, this could very well be a picture of my father in his youth.
It is the EARNESTNESS. He represents all who who want to get along, do well and be accepted!!