i could be wrong, but it looks like the “blonde” is wearing a house arrest ankle locator. I hope i’m right, cause that makes this picture a whole lot more awkward, that, and if they were brothers…
This line from Napolean Dynamite popped into my head immediately:
“Do you think I’m a loser because I go home to Starla every night?” ~ Rex of Rex Kwon Do
Nothing like cuddling up with a woman whose arms are LARGER THAN YOURS. And whose hair threatens to smother you. And whose army boots will stomp you to a pulp should you cross her. Yikes!
It’s almost as if he’s trying to lift her up off the ground with that arm pose. And with that head tilt, she’s totally, “he’s trying to lift me up, but I’m so much buffer than him that he has no chance, isn’t he adorable for trying though??”
It’s a female body builder and her boyfriend. Besides the big hair, I don’t see what’s awkward. There are a lot of photos lately that just aren’t awkward.
I agree. This is just a regular photo of two people in a non-awkward setting and doing non-awkward things (no puking babies, no drunks in the background, no weapons in their hands…)
Have we seen every awkward photo already?
hey, i think it’s great when women are toned, strong, and muscular, i had some pretty good guns myself when i worked at large leather discount outlet- toting armfuls of motorcycle jackets around all day is a great workout. but most people will find this pic awkward because even *men* look weird with super-huge bodybuilder muscles, let alone women. and i suspect if her date had been a hulking weightlifter too, this pic wouldn’t look so odd & awkward.
Is this you Alison? I always think it’s great to see non-traditional beauty. Just because she has more muscles that that dude and I suspect could snap him in half doesn’t make her any less feminine. Though I would like to watch her snap someone in half.
What some of you are missing that’s awkward is that she’s posing in a dainty, girlish way, in front of dainty, girlish flowers, which she has every right to do, of course, but it does contrast severely with her build and choice of clothing.
It’s just a surprising, awkward contrast. Hee hee.
Oops, I called her Incredibly Hulk instead of Incredible. Just noticed. Oh well, helps out with her insecurity as well. More feminine to be incredibl”y”.
that’s so cool! i hope she doesn’t mind being on here. she’s really very pretty, does she still work out?
and i’ve just got to say, the roses in the background are beautiful too!
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i could be wrong, but it looks like the “blonde” is wearing a house arrest ankle locator. I hope i’m right, cause that makes this picture a whole lot more awkward, that, and if they were brothers…
I think those are her socks……the ones that go mid calf and you then push em down so they bunch up
That is def. an ankle (house arrest braclet on her leg. If you look real close.
It is just the angle of the camera. The 80’s were so much fun…
SHe owns him!
This line from Napolean Dynamite popped into my head immediately:
“Do you think I’m a loser because I go home to Starla every night?” ~ Rex of Rex Kwon Do
BWAHAHAHA!!!! Perfect quote for this pic!
hahaha i was thinking the exact same thing. you beat me to it.
EXACTLY what I was thinking, too!
Great pull.
I bet she can do some serious roundhouse kicks with those legs. “Sweet!”
All I thought when I saw this picture was Starla! Best Comment!
Forget about it!
haha!
Yes! And it seems he is about to give “Starla” the Heimlich manuever…
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For the WIN!!!
I’m not surprised he’s hiding his arms under hers. No way has he got biceps like that! I wonder who carried who over the threshold?
She could snap him in half like a matchstick!!
That’s why he couldn’t break up with her…She would break him up
Nothing like cuddling up with a woman whose arms are LARGER THAN YOURS. And whose hair threatens to smother you. And whose army boots will stomp you to a pulp should you cross her. Yikes!
lol!!! exactly.
LM*O! A true beeauty!
It’s almost as if he’s trying to lift her up off the ground with that arm pose. And with that head tilt, she’s totally, “he’s trying to lift me up, but I’m so much buffer than him that he has no chance, isn’t he adorable for trying though??”
Awkward? Oh yes.
L-o-l-a lola…
Win.
Blue ribbon!
I might pee. Win!
My thoughts exactly!!
Epic super win.
So this is the softer side of American Gladiators!
She took the fitness bootcamp thing *really* seriously.
lmao!!!
It’s a female body builder and her boyfriend. Besides the big hair, I don’t see what’s awkward. There are a lot of photos lately that just aren’t awkward.
I agree. This is just a regular photo of two people in a non-awkward setting and doing non-awkward things (no puking babies, no drunks in the background, no weapons in their hands…)
Have we seen every awkward photo already?
Impossible. It’s just an awkward dry spell. No way have we seen all the awkward there is to see.
You’ve got to admit his expression, body posture, and incredibly tight pants are at least a bit humorous.
You don’t see what is awkward about this photo? I wonder if you would mind submitting some photos of yourself, then.
But it’s a woman who has chosen to be healthy and strong! OHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Ladies who do things at the gym other than yoga and spinning class are totes awkward. Trufax.
hey, i think it’s great when women are toned, strong, and muscular, i had some pretty good guns myself when i worked at large leather discount outlet- toting armfuls of motorcycle jackets around all day is a great workout. but most people will find this pic awkward because even *men* look weird with super-huge bodybuilder muscles, let alone women. and i suspect if her date had been a hulking weightlifter too, this pic wouldn’t look so odd & awkward.
Is this you Alison? I always think it’s great to see non-traditional beauty. Just because she has more muscles that that dude and I suspect could snap him in half doesn’t make her any less feminine. Though I would like to watch her snap someone in half.
somehow it does make him more feminine though.
I can guess who wears the pants in th is relationship… and no, its not the one in the pants.
He kinda looks like he is giving her the “Heimlich maneauver.”
Exactly!!
He better behave, she’ll snap him like a rose stem!
What a delicate little flower she is….
His name is Anthony…..but they call him Ant-nee. She is Mary Francis.
I don’t get it
Jersey
You don’t live in New Jersey.
Any chance she lives near Dallas? I have a jar of artichoke hearts in the pantry that I can’t for the life of me get the lid off of.
when she’s done opening your jar of artichokes, please send her to my house…I need to rearrange my furniture and vacuum under my refrigerator.
lol
hahahah….good one, Don.
Killer snap.
holy ripped!
What some of you are missing that’s awkward is that she’s posing in a dainty, girlish way, in front of dainty, girlish flowers, which she has every right to do, of course, but it does contrast severely with her build and choice of clothing.
It’s just a surprising, awkward contrast. Hee hee.
And what’s even more awkward is he’s trying to look so manly and stern and just isn’t pulling it off.
aww.. Sigfried and Roy as teenagers.
LOLOL XD
Hee hee!
I almost laughed so hard Diet Coke came out my nose. Well done.
Is that guy on his tippy toes?
Oops, I called her Incredibly Hulk instead of Incredible. Just noticed. Oh well, helps out with her insecurity as well. More feminine to be incredibl”y”.
So that’s what Marney looks like.
Marney…thats good!! Your quick Matty….lol
Sarah Connor is a total babe.
I too thought she looked like Sarah Connor.
“Marry me or I’ll kick your ass”.
Chuckette Norris doesn’t style her hair … she glares it into submission!
LOL!!!!!!!
FTW!
WIN!
Ha! Funniest comment I’ve seen so far.
I think it’s fine, however at first I thought that was his arms around her…and then I saw the sleeve. Whatevs, as long as it works for you
I was going to make a your mom wears combat boots joke, but I’m afraid she will find me and kick my butt.
Of course they’re happy together…’cause she’ll kick his a** if they aren’t!
“You will stand in front of the rosebush because I _SAID_ to stand in front of the rosebush.”
Ha…looks like the girl is protecting him. He says “hey, are you talkin’ to me?”
He’s thinking: You’ll have to get past her first.
Great guns almighty!
Roses are red,
violets are blue,
Let go of my waist,
or I’ll break you in two.
*lolololol*
ha! classic!
“I’ll be back”
It’s not that being a female body builder is the awkward aspect here – Starla’s lovely.
It’s his “I can’t possibly be the center of attention in this picture, but dammit – I’m trying!” face that makes this truly awkward and hilarious.
ONe more try….”ARRGGHH She-Hulk Happy!”
As Peter Griffin would say, “Step right up and fight my wife!”
is that a white cat down on the right??!!
I think its litter.
I actually think that it is a couple of smooth chalky rocks.
I think this is my mom’s old friend. small world!
yup, mom confirmed it, she said this was her back in her hay day! AWESOME
that’s so cool! i hope she doesn’t mind being on here. she’s really very pretty, does she still work out?
and i’ve just got to say, the roses in the background are beautiful too!
Receiving the Heimlich maneuver doesnt have to cost you your sexy
You better not laugh or my wife will beat you up!
Guns N’ Roses
FOR REALS HAHAHAHA!
you have officially won this round of comments, though i think it’s going to take a LOT for anyone to beat that. even with that lady’s arms.
“You think I’m a failure because I go home to Starla at night? Forget about it!”
My first thought, unedited:
“But WHY do you have to be G.I. Joan?!”
Oh. My. God.