Watchman

August 22nd, 2009

Watchman - *AFP Hall Of Fame*

Timeless.

(submitted by Wanda)

503 Responses to “Watchman”

  1. PRM says:

    Take 15. And the camera timer goes off in 5, 4, 3, 2….dangit!

  2. Jon says:

    I’m wearing this watch so I can give you the time of day…..

  3. Frank says:

    He looks like a bannana hammock catalogue model.

  4. Faith says:

    What time is it? It’s time for love.

  5. Emily says:

    Uhm… ok, not to ignore all the “finer” points of the pic, but am I the only one who seems to have noticed they airbrushed his toes right out of the image!?

    Also, more likely he is an escort or exotic dancer and this photo was for that…

  6. Esmeralda says:

    Dr. Manhattan, The Early Years

  7. funnanc says:

    He reminds me of an usher at a wedding — “friend of the bride or the groom?”

  8. Robin Riger says:

    I’m thinking he took this one himself and that makes this photo even sadder…

  9. Nancy says:

    It’s a bird, it’s a plane, it’s mullet-man!

  10. Lauren says:

    I especially love the outlet by his leg, it gives it a “home”-Y feel.

    It also makes you wonder if he took that photo in someones living room…..

  11. Sven says:

    Hasn’t anybody noticed yet this poor boy was tricked by a watch-giving, ninja-socket-owning pervert-photographer.
    The poor, poor boy..

  12. mandy_Reeves says:

    its TIME to put some clothes on!

  13. ellen says:

    ROFL! soooo awkward!

  14. mrsmarvel says:

    After wrapping Napoleon Dynamite, Rex felt he should continue his career as an 80s retro character actor, and went in for some new portfolio pictures.

  15. B says:

    I know that guy!… almost didn’t recognize him with his undies on. He’s owes me $10 too.

  16. cowgirl says:

    Noticing the time on his new rolex watch, Greg barely had time to make it to Marney’s Thanksgiving dinner with the regulation casserole dish and serving spoon with the appropriate dinner wine, much less get dressed. Thank goodness he had just gone out and purchased a thong that would match the seating chairs at Marney’s.

  17. Julia says:

    ♥♥♥♥ I think, I’m in love ♥♥♥♥

  18. ClaysMama says:

    *EYES BUGGING OUT*

    OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  19. Chris says:

    It’s 10 o’clock, do you know where your pants are?

  20. JPT60 says:

    OMG!!! This man is wearing a lepord print banana hammick and the title has something to do with a watch. Excuse me while I go gouge my eyes out.

  21. Mary says:

    i think you know what time it is

  22. Marlo says:

    I think he’s trying to be like Michael Knight {David Hasselhoff}, talking to the Knight Rider KITT car via his watch & doing the Cosmo thing… But he ain’t cuttin it!

  23. stephanie says:

    I TOTALLY KNOW THIS GUY! SERIOUSLY! TOBY RICHMOND VA I AM TELLING YA I DON’T KNOW WHAT HIS BODY LOOKS LIKE BUT THAT IS HIS FACE OR IT IS THAT TWIN EVERYONE HAS BUT YIKES HE IS DEAD ON! SO CRAZY! I WISH I KNEW! OFF TO FIND HIM ON FACEBOOK maybe!

    • GuardMama says:

      Steph,

      Totally let me know. I’m sooo friending him on FB. I wanna partay with this cat.

      • kandee says:

        GuardMama: Got that right. Add me in too! Anybody that would have a pic taken like THIS one has to have major kahonees. Ha ha. This pic is simply priceless (and timeless) too!

  24. NM says:

    Invisible arm shelf!!!!!!

  25. Sommer C. says:

    There’s some white fuzzy or spot on the Speedo front that I hope is either on the photo itself or just an innocent fuzz of some sort.

    And I can’t help but wonder if the wall was painted for the sole purpose of serving as a photo backdrop because I have never seen a wall like that… not even in the 80′s.

  26. Levis says:

    I thought it was common knowledge that you can’t really rock the leopard print thong without a garnet pinkie ring and puka bead choker or maybe a gold chain with a tooth hanging from it. Awkward Points given for the fashion faux pas.

  27. Alekx says:

    Too good for words.

    Esp. due to body positioning.

  28. md says:

    OMG – really? I hope they burned the negatives.

  29. WPintheD says:

    Lookin’ at my Gucci it’s about that time

  30. Katilda says:

    “I don’t know what to do with my hands”
    I mean, really…what else WOULD you do you with your hands while posing in a thong in your living room???

  31. Tim says:

    REJECTED AD CAMPAIGNS #146: Rolex attempts to appeal to the female demographic with the hiring of a Chippendale dancer.

  32. CK says:

    I would love to know the story behind this one.

  33. Bridget says:

    Nothing says “sexy” like a leopard thong and mullett!

  34. Darrin says:

    Ever wondered what to accesorise with a gold watch – look no further than the leopard print mankini. That’s gold!

  35. Lacie says:

    I am just absolutely frightened by this pic!!! Although it is quite amusing!!!

  36. dsto says:

    “And what time would like me to have your daughter home?”

  37. emma says:

    who watches the watchman

  38. Faith says:

    Thing you can’t un-see.

  39. Beuth says:

    ummm, that’s not even a Speedo, it’s a straight-up thong…..

  40. Snobo says:

    JEFF FOXWORTHY!!!!!!

  41. Celeste Davis says:

    I can’t stop staring at this photo! I don’t know what to look at first. The perfect looking hair that has too much products in it, the sun bed tan, he didn’t shave, he intentionally chose that g-string, the arm with watch, the outlet near his knee….it just goes on!

  42. Jocelyn says:

    Looks like the Emperor got some “new” clothes.

  43. TH says:

    I don’t know which is worse, the mullet or the speedos

  44. Julie says:

    He’s saying, “I’ve got time for YOU.”

  45. A says:

    I feel awkward just looking at this picture!

  46. corkystclair says:

    there is nothing NOT awkward about this photo. from the imaginary armrest, to the watch, to the backdrop, to the hair, to the smile, it’s all beyond awkward (i don’t even need to list the fact that he’s in only a speedo).

    i stared at this photo for a while with a dropped jaw.

  47. emlola says:

    oh… it’s timeless, alright!! ;o) just like a rolex, right?!?! LOL

  48. Mark says:

    Arm fresh out of the cast, he rushed over to Senior Portrait Day at school.

  49. Jeff M says:

    What’s really awkward is, if you’re this guy, what do you DO with it? He can’t give it to friends or family…

    “Um…thanks for the… gift…Greg.”

    Can’t have it at his own house…

    “Dangit Greg, my kids are here! Put that away! And the photo too!!”

  50. Lesku says:

    I like how they faux finished the light switch in the background as not to distract you from this stallion!

    He is posing like he should be taking your order with a white cloth over his arm. “Ladies……May I take your order? Perhaps you would like a pink squirrel or a grashopper to start you off with?”

    • Señor_Citizen says:

      Stallion. Excellent.
      (Light switch? You mean by the stallion’s left hoove? That’s no light switch. That’s an outlet. Or a compound bow. It’s hard to tell…)

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