August 22nd, 2009

Watchman - *AFP Hall Of Fame*


(submitted by Wanda)

504 Responses to “Watchman”

  1. Whit says:

    It’s a good thing that Seiko dropped this ad campaign. Although it did fantastic in Japan.

  2. Carol says:

    Wow! He’s mullet-tastic! All business up front but a party in the rear!

  3. Liz says:

    My eyes! My eyes!

  4. eli says:

    make it stop!

  5. cheri4travel says:

    “You’re always in style with a Timex!” LOL!

  6. Me says:

    OMG! I can’t stop laughing at this ridiculous picture.
    Was this supposed to be funny?

  7. Rona says:

    Oh the humanity.

  8. Wayne says:

    Oh my goodness… IT’S LIKE A TRAIN WRECK! I can’t look away…

  9. Rachael says:

    I did not read all the comments, but does anyone else think this image looks shoped? The tone of the face does not match that of the body, it’s too tan.
    I don’t care either way, this guy is my new hero….

  10. Marti Hernandez Rojas says:

    Looks like a typical University of Florida football fan.

  11. Paul says:

    Looks like Mangoe from SNL.

  12. Rayne says:

    Thats right baby, you know what time it is!

  13. Mark says:

    Did somebody order a party!?


  14. dawnut says:

    OMG!!!! Please tell me he is trying to get into chippendales and this is his “head” shot.

  15. Martha says:

    “It’s bid-nness, it’s bidness, it’s business time”

  16. Melody says:

    I think he’d checking to see if it’s time to get dressed.

  17. Pam Anderson says:

    Ahhh, this is the man that started it all 😉 Love ya babe!

  18. R. Burgundy says:

    “Stay Classy, San Diego!”

  19. Señor says:

    Who’s that? Dang ol’ Boomhauer, man. Dang ol’ nice trunks, man.

  20. heatherlouwho says:


    There! I said it!

  21. Christina says:

    Like his hair-do, his speedo is all business in the front and party in the back 🙂

  22. D-Girl says:

    “Does this gold watch go with this leopard-spotted Speedo? Don’t want to look awkward!”

  23. cheryl says:

    Just 2 words: Bikini Wax

  24. lisa says:

    oh please tell me that’s all photoshopped, please??? lol i’m begging

  25. mixedmedia says:

    Between this one and Gramma with her woodchuck, I haven’t stopped laughing in days.

  26. Ahlia says:

    Hey, this guy was my aerobics instructor in the 80’s !

  27. Look, I’m gonna be late for church. Can we get this over with?

  28. judyd says:

    It’s…just…beautiful!! I think I’m gonna cry!! Oh, wait…nope, just need to up my medication.

  29. nyser says:

    That’s just wrong! I tried to look, but I couldn’t help averting my eyes. LOL!

  30. OyVey says:

    Wow… just, wow. Brain bleach is now required. Oy vey.

  31. RSVP says:

    OH MY EYES…..MY EYES!!!!!!!

  32. Suzanne says:

    What *I* find funny is that that isn’t a backdrop. It’s an actual painted wall hence the matching outlet down by his feet. Maybe this was for some Chippendales’ contest because no club, even in the 80’s, would have hired THAT…..right? Please someone tell me I’m right LOL

    • WI_DJ says:

      You, miss, are correct. It’s common in photo studios to have the wall be the “extra” backdrop if you roll up all your backdrops. Being that this is the 80s/90s, splashy patterns like this could be painted on the wall instead of the pricier option of buying patterned fabric backdrops.

  33. RPH says:

    WHY would anyone pose for a picture like this? Other than for his Chippendale’s resume….ugh!

  34. Ali A says:


  35. ray says:

    I think the hair adds the right amount of ambiance to the outfit…..

  36. robyn says:

    Wonder if he is modeling the watch, or the Speedo???

  37. Tabitha says:

    awesome! What I want to know is – is it a thong? Sure looks like it. On second though, no, I don’t want to know.

  38. Katie Higbee says:

    What? What ?!?

    ANd what a classy photographer… I love the outlet in the wall.

  39. Trish says:

    This one kills me! LOL

  40. Fred says:

    What time will the eighties be over?

  41. Emma says:

    He needs to tell Corona man that it is, in fact, Miller Time.

  42. Romeo says:

    Who Watches the Leopard Watchman?

  43. pella lee says:


  44. Curtis says:

    Is it just me, or does anyone else love the power socket in the background?

  45. PRM says:

    Ask for The Lindsay. Lots of denim is involved. You will thank me later.

  46. NeeNee says:

    It’s like, once you see the mullet and the facial expression, nothing about this picture is out of place…until you get to the feet.
    He could’ve at least had the decency to wear shoes.

  47. Dave says:

    Nothing says Style & Class quite like an animal print speedo & a gold watch. (bonus points for the mullet – Business by day, party-boy by night)

    • erase says:

      “Nothing says Style & Class quite like an animal print speedo & a gold watch. (bonus points for the mullet – Business by day, party-boy by night)

      Don’t forget the moustache, this guy is rocking the complete kit!


  48. MMB says:

    His stage name is Whitefoot.

  49. Kristin says:

    Do do do do doo… Here I am walking down the street in my Speedo. Oops… what time is it? Let me check my trusty watch. Yup. It’s Speedo time! Lucky me! Do do do do dooo!

  50. AmyLeigh says:

    I just feel so naked without my watch!

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