September 15th, 2009

Magnums - Family Portrait

Looks like somebody crashed this mustache party.

(submitted by Wendy)

158 Responses to “Magnums”

  1. Lucas says:

    I have a mustache that looks just like those ones except it’s bushier and thicker.

  2. ashlayy says:

    o oooooo i tink theee 1 witout thee mustachee is kewllw aha

  3. Tony says:

    Ron burgundy’s potential replacements.

  4. James says:

    Thats what happens when you talk about mustache club.

  5. Jesii says:

    “Three of these things belong together.
    Three of these things, are kind of the same.
    Can you guess which one doesn’t belong here?”

  6. Rachel says:

    OH MY GOD. It’s a Tom Selck reunion!

  7. T dub says:

    I know these guys!! Haha the ones with ties all live near me!!

  8. John says:

    70s pronz FTW lol

  9. grannypanties says:


  10. bmarsh says:

    WOW!!!! That photographer is only 10 min from my house.

  11. Cambreak says:

    oop-forgot my ascot.

  12. Danielle says:

    Olan Mills?!? Is this taken in the Steubenville/Wintersville area???

  13. Bobbin says:

    Looks like we found Groucho Marx’s descendants!!

  14. Maddy says:

    Looks like someone didn’t get the memo

  15. joey_hv says:

    3 out of 4 cops…..

  16. AKraZ says:

    this must be a tom selleck look-a-like contest…the guy in the upper right forgot a very important accessory

  17. josie says:

    can you spot the one that isn’t Groucho Marx?

  18. Dusti says:

    This is my family! My dad and his two brothers and their father! Where the hell did the person who posted this get it from is what I wanna know? This is too funny! I have always made fun of this picture growing up. Yes it does say ’89 and does the man on the bottom right not look like Tom Sellek or what? Loved reading everyones comments!

  19. Bartons says:

    These Mustaches are absolutely diesel, is it weird to be jealous of them?

  20. Cailiejan says:

    Dave knew this picture was coming up and tried for WEEKS to grow out a lovely stash, now all the guys are going to have better park bench ads and sell more houses than him….his weekend now is complety ruined!!!!

  21. Heywood says:

    One of these things is not like the others,
    One of these things just doesn’t belong,
    Can you tell which thing is not like the others
    By the time I finish my song?

    The guy with no mustache.
    No wait, the guy without a tie.
    Wait, wait, I changed my mind, the guy not wearing a gray jacket.
    Ooohh, I’m so confused.

  22. PoeticAmazon says:

    Not only that, looks like someone else crashed the tie party- and yet another the tie party! lol

  23. Donna says:

    The guy on the bottom left was my geometry teacher here in the San Fernando Valley. Funny…I bet he looks the same today…

  24. kristin says:

    Oh my god…Your commentary KILLS ME!!

  25. Dawna says:

    It’s ah me, Mario!

  26. Tara says:

    One of these things is not like the other, one of thises things just doesn’t belong . . . . (Good ol’ Sesame Street teaching us how to spot awkwardness).

  27. Summer says:

    The polar opposites of ZZ Top…

  28. Larry says:


  29. Chelle says:

    Is there some reason the one on the bottom right couldn’t open his eyes for this picture? Doesn’t Olan Mills do the best out of three?

  30. Norm says:

    Please stop making fun of my buddy, Cliff Claven(top left).

    Woody, another round please.

  31. iLOLd says:

    Tonight, on “The Streets of Olan Mills”

  32. doodah says:

    the absence of steve’s mustache took away from the fact that frankie forgot his damn tie!!!!

    • iLOLd says:

      He didn’t forget, he’s rockin’ his new chest “toupe”.

      He’s actually David Hasselhof’s doppelganger!!! (Pre pec-implant)
      (The ‘stache is his disguise!!!) (Run for your lives!!!) (NOT in slo-mo!!!)

  33. Monica says:

    “One of these things is not like the other…one of these things just doesn’t belong…”

  34. Xtina says:

    I think the interchangeable mustache/eyebrow set is a revelation. Reminds me of the Wooly Willy magnetic drawing toy.

  35. You Know Who says:

    You can almost tell the guy without the mustache rolled his eyes right before the picture. He’s probably the only one married. The others are still chasing the perfect “chick”.

  36. cranky says:

    I like Mr. Red Tie. He has a sly and devilish look about him that says, “My mustache and I know how to have a good time.”

  37. MCR says:

    Meet the Beard brothers. Ironic, isn’t it?

  38. El Kev says:

    There should be a special section on this site specifically dedicated to Olan Mills.

  39. harper says:

    bottom right: joe jonas in 20 years

  40. Peenuckle Macgee says:

    The real mario brothers,

  41. elaine says:

    one of these things does not belong here…three of these things are kind of the same… know the rest of the song!!

  42. Chazlette says:

    Caterpillars Unite!!!

  43. JOhan says:

    So it’s awkward for three guys with a mustache to stand with one guy without a mustache? Since when?

    This is reaching. It’s not awkward…

  44. Rebekah says:

    Sing it with me: “One of these things is not like the other. One of these things is not the same!!”

  45. eve says:

    It looks to me like it says 89. If you look close there is something about the number in front of the 9 that looks more like an 8. The suits ties and haircuts are too 80’s.

  46. I bet I know which one of them was up for the part of A.J. Simon.

  47. Bleah! says:

    Before you know it they’ll have bea-U-tiful butterflies all over their faces!

  48. Señor Loco says:

    Three out of the four men in this photo are all active members of the John Stossel Fan Club. Can you guess which ones?

  49. Michelle says:

    I think the date says ’89… or is that just wishful thinking?

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