Lean Wit It

September 16th, 2009

Lean Wit It - *AFP Hall Of Fame*

“The photo was taken on the steps of the St. Coleman’s parish church in Pompano Beach, Florida after Sunday mass sometime in 1989.

The little boy leaning on my bits and pieces is my pesky brother, Aldrich, who was about 4 years old at the time.

In his youth, he had a series of mishaps and accidents due to his rambunctious nature:

He fell into our pool without knowing how to swim and managed to get himself to safety;
He fell down two flights of steps inside a cruise ship;
He wrapped the cord for our living room curtains around his neck and proceeded to jump off the sofa, fortunately taking down the whole curtain track assembly with him;
He took the cigarette lighter from inside our car and branded himself on his right cheek, the mark still showing up to today;
And, among many other things, he fell off the 2nd floor of his school in 3rd grade and landed on some chicken wire, which broke his fall but bloodied himself from all the cuts and scrapes he managed to get.
Anyways, on this perfect Sunday morning, we had just gotten out of church and decided to snap a shot for posterity’s sake…

… just as the person taking the picture counted to three, I felt his tiny hand grasp me in the groin like a vise and I just barely managed to smile and keep a brave front for the moment… and it turned to a grimace in pain right after the shutter clicked.. and I will never forget the wave of pain that engulfed me soon after.

Today, whenever I look at that photo, I not only remember all the hardships my mother and I went through in raising that guy… I remember how he turned what was supposed to be the perfect family photo into THE most awkward in our family history.”

(submitted by Joseph)

98 Responses to “Lean Wit It”

  1. BytchEPoo says:

    Re-enactment, Re-enactment!!!

  2. Gabrielle says:

    Bag your pillows too. Also, bag all of the bath towels that aren’t in your linen closet. Babies are bundles of joy and parents are giddy when they arrive.

  3. Angel says:

    In the 1980s, everyone wore “mom jeans”.
    Except mom.

  4. mamasmilkman says:

    Aw, now that’s a sweet, patient big brother not to punch his little brother. Cute kids.

  5. John says:

    I can predict the kids future now. LOL

  6. Rachel;D says:

    I wonder if the photographer noticed…or even worse, told him to…….That scares me a bit.

  7. dude says:

    ummm i think there’s something wrong with him he doesn’t even look like he’s in any pain….? i don’t think he feels it.

  8. Emily says:

    Hel-lo laaaaadies.

    And gentleman.

  9. Ragimuff says:

    So where’s the dad?

  10. Rose says:

    Are they Filipino? That guy with the kid’s hand on his area looks CUTE! Even cuter with the baby hand attached.

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