October 12th, 2009

Crasher - Grandparents

(submitted by Lacy)

95 Responses to “Crasher”

  1. SmartAzz says:

    grandma isn’t to happy with grandpa’s new cute friend he met on MySpace !!!

  2. Nicole says:

    “Try to leave me out of the picture, will ya? Ya punks!”

  3. mamasmilkman says:

    - or – “Someone shut the door grandma’s rambling again.”

  4. Schue says:

    Grandpa likes to sit out on the porch and swing…

  5. Don says:

    Even decades after her rescue, Rapunzel never became comfortable with going outside. Her family learned to accomodate her fears.

  6. Vany says:

    Looks to me like someone will call their lawyer to take someone out of the will…

    “Put me in the house, will you? Let’s see who’ll have the last laugh when they learn everything will be going to the cat!”

  7. Elizabeth says:

    I went to the Curl up and Dye beauty parlor just this morning and my new hairdresser Beatrice, you remember Beatrice don’t you dear, the one with the bunions she said….no not the Beatrice that works at the Piggly Wiggly dear, the one that’s son ran away with the barbers daughter, anyways, she said with this new permanant and covering my grays not to be out in the sun and wind for at least 4 hours or it would fade it. Yes, I did need to cover my grays. I’m 72 dear and you know my oldest sister Thelma she’s 75, she moved to Milwaukee back in 64 I always did like that Laverne and Shirley show, I wonder if it’s still on the air in re-runs and she said that she covered her grays so I have to cover mine too you see dear, I can’t have my older sister looking younger than me. I know she lives in Milwaukee and I live in Boise but what if we have a reunion?

    • Queen O' Awkward says:

      lolllllll YES!!! Bwahaha I have a Piggly Wiggly and a Curl Up and Dye within a ten mile radius of where I live in Mississippi!

  8. ZERO says:

    even after grandpa’ remarried, he could not help but feel like grandma’ was always there watching him.

  9. ALIASFan says:

    I’m thinking that “Grandma” is actually a Step-Grandma…and she does NOT like her man to be with HIS family…the look on her face is so full of dislike/anger.

  10. Zucchini Queeni says:

    I love that Dad and daughter have the EXACT same smile, and all 3 have the EXACT same head-tilt, but mom is p****d that she couldn’t hear the last comment that Dad made!

  11. Tiffany says:

    Maybe Grandma has been quarantined?

  12. Donna says:

    Why do I get the feeling that things aren’t sitting too well with this family?

  13. Jamie says:

    Clearly NOT a Marny approved photo… tsk!

  14. Ali A says:

    HAHAHAHAHA! I laughed when I saw the title/photo combo, but the caption underneath made me LOL irl. Hilarious!

  15. Sherman McCoy says:

    I’d like to comment on the hotness of the younger lady … and I just did!

  16. Erin says:

    That pose makes it seem like her wrists are bound. Maybe she’s being held captive by the young lady and her elderly gentleman accomplice. They are happy because they are celebrating the old lady jewelry they just scored.

  17. CarrieM says:

    It’s odd that Grandma didn’t come outside to be in the photograph but still took the trouble to compose herself on a chair by the door. Her smile looks a little passive-agressive.

  18. MGpop says:

    I’ve seen the grandmother before somewhere. Oh yeah:

  19. Catey says:

    well, grandma looks like exactly what she’s doing,,,sitting there. And IMO, the young lady looks like grandpa, her facial features are similar enough to say that she is his granddaughter.

  20. Chadillac says:

    Maybe she’s a “Bubble-Gramma” and can’t be exposed to fresh air…

  21. Jon says:

    Maybe I’m dating myself here, but that woman looks a lot like Erin Gray!

  22. Bruce says:

    Grandma is thinking “Six more weeks and no more house arrest for me. Once I get this ankle bracelet off I will show that young lady what happens when she messes with my husband!”

  23. Joanna says:

    Maybe she has bad allergies.
    Maybe that’s why grandpa has the greenest, plushest grass in the neighborhood.

  24. NinjaGato says:

    This reminds me of that urban legend about the ghost on the set of “two men and a baby” that turned out to just be a cardboard cutout

  25. Carrie says:

    When I first looked at this photo, I didn’t see the white chair leg and thought, “Why is this man squatting? He’s holding up well for his age!” LOL

  26. Jennifer says:

    I love that she’s sitting cross-legged with her hands clasped. She didn’t just get caught in the background; she saw the camera through the window and POSED! Hysterical!

  27. Boppie says:

    I have this same picture of my one-year departed Nana – we wanted a nuclear family picture since we were rarely together, and she darted up behind the couch like a gazelle…I’m going to have to find it now.

  28. KB says:

    i don’t think anyone’s mentioned the awkwardness of the blonde woman’s pose… one foot on the ground, one on the step?

  29. Krista M says:

    Agoraphobic Grandma-
    “I will NOT come outside. Just take the picture & I will creatively make my presence known”.

  30. Whoa says:

    I see old people….

  31. Chelle says:

    No no…you just go ahead and take the picture, I have a few things to do in here still….

  32. Cassie says:

    How do we know that the photo wasn’t supposed to be of Grandma and the other two are the photo crashers

  33. dono1 says:

    “Step right up and get your picture taken with an old guy! Wait behind the door until your number is called.”

  34. Maya B says:

    Gotta love a photobombing Grandma!

  35. binkymae says:

    “Mom, I don’t want you to be upset, but I really want a picture with just me and Dad.”
    “Sure honey, you go right ahead.”

  36. Stubborn grandmothers are the best.

  37. Ego Nemo says:

    Is it really grandma’s fault if all the doors to that room lock from the outside?

  38. Tim says:

    Nobody could figure out how Grandma got out of the basement…

  39. laura says:

    does anyone else notice that it looks like she doesn’t have any legs…all i see at the bottom of the window looks like table legs and tablecloth. either it’s photoshopped or she’s just a hovering torso, which is creepy!

    • Zach says:

      Her legs are crossed, the black and red flower fabric is her pants not the tablecloth..

      But I love how she even staged herself and clasped her hands for the photo.

    • Jennifer says:

      Look closer her legs are crossed and she’s wearing flowery pants

    • Kelly says:

      I did a double take – the legs are there. Look carefully. The “tablecloth” you’re referring to is actually her blue & red floral capris – a pattern totally fitting for a tablecloth IMO, and her legs are crossed. LOL :)

    • princessluceval says:

      Nah, Gramma’s wearing dark capri pants with big red flowers on them. Gramma certainly looks annoyed, though.

    • Bobbie says:

      her flower printed capri’s and white legs are easily visible.

    • Chucky Crackbones says:

      She’s sitting on a chair with her legs crossed…which makes it even funnier because she sat down for the picture!

      • KB says:

        exactly… that is hilarious. she can’t make the excuse that she just happened to wander by the window right when the picture was being taken…

    • maggie says:

      To me it looks like she is wearing flowered capri pants, and you can see her calfs…

    • Kat says:

      Do you not see that it’s the floor of the deck being reflected in the window? She’s sitting in a chair and it’s not photoshopped, for god’s sake.

    • Anon says:

      She clearly has legs. She is sitting on a chair with her legs crossed. That “tablecloth” is Grandma’s floral stretch pants. Look a little more closely and you will figure it out.

    • Liss says:

      Her legs are there. She is sitting sideways with her legs crossed. if you look slightly to the right you can see them peeking out of her dress

    • Meg says:

      It took me a minute to get that too, but she’s sitting in a chair, you can see her legs bent at the knees to the side of the chair.

      • laura says:

        ok, i see it now…i wasn’t seeing it as her legs crossed with hideous floral capris on before. people don’t need to get nasty about it, sometimes if you don’t know what you’re looking at it can be hard to see something in a picture…good grief! like it’s never happened to anyone else. i didn’t say it definitely WAS photoshopped, just that i thought it could have been the way i was seeing a table with a tablecloth. *eye roll*

        • Geez People says:

          ummmmm…no one was the least bit nasty in their replies, even though you were very quick to jump on the *photoshopped!* bandwagon. Everyone very kindly pointed out your error and no one rolled their eyes at you. Too bad you can’t say the same. The only person who was nasty here was yourself.

  40. Jennifer says:

    What’s really awkward is that Grandma has been dead for years.

  41. gruven_reuven says:

    Is that the definition of a “kept woman”?

  42. Melissa says:

    Grandma was undoubtably pee-od when she found out she wasn’t going to be the center of attention, so she had a plan….

  43. Zack says:

    Grandma couldn’t come out of the house because of her medication. The sunlight would always make her “woozy”.

  44. Liz says:

    Some of the “Ghost Hunter” crew, oblivious as usual to a real phenomenon captured by the intrepid cameraman.

  45. Dances With Dingos says:

    Oh, how that caption makes me swoon for Patrick Swayze…[swoooooon] Baby misses being put in the corner…

  46. JennyO says:

    She was “put” there all right. She’s sitting in a chair and everything! When we were kids our punishment was to go sit in a chair! She must have been nagging too much.

  47. mhavril39 says:

    Here’s a caption:
    Herb had finally left Coral for the younger, more vivacious Ann. Little did he know…

  48. Lara says:

    Grandma is wayyyy younger than Grandpa… Clearly a trophy Grandma..

  49. Kitten says:

    I think that might actually be my choir teacher from middle school and part of high school…(the younger woman, not grandma)…weird

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