Chairman Of The Beard

October 20th, 2009

Chairman Of The Beard - Family Portrait

You don’t get to hold the cat for nothing.

(submitted by Brendon)

(title submitted by John)

135 Responses to “Chairman Of The Beard”

  1. Drea says:

    I’ll get you next time, Gadget!

  2. Megan says:

    This is actually my moms ex, kids, and their cat!

    The cat now lives with us and is actually a girl named Nyla. I just about died when I saw this! Wish I could post a picture on here of her as proof.

  3. mc says:

    I was trying to figure out what was so awkward about this pic and then i scrolled down to see the cat LOL

  4. SeanT says:

    The Law Offices of Dewey, Cheatem & Meow

    • Mykel Ann says:


    • Anita says:

      OMGoodness that comment was hilarious! I too was trying to figure out what was so extremely funny about this photo and then scrolled down and saw the cat! Not only is it funny that he’s holding a cat, but the look on the cat’s face is priceless! I can’t stop laughing!

  5. RainbowPoof says:

    I just love how they all (cat included, of course) have almost the exact same expression on their faces.

  6. Peter says:

    One son, is still stunned that his mother is a cat
    The other son is a cat too

  7. Jen says:

    LOVE IT! Nice kitty.

  8. John says:

    haha.. the cat’s all “Help meh PLOZ!”

  9. Kayla says:

    The Godfather says, if you want Fluffy back, you gotta pay me the $50,000 or he’ll be sleeping with the fishes tonight!!

  10. Melanie says:

    They are preachers in an obscure southern town who practice the dangerous faith of “kitty handling”.

  11. starsky51 says:

    ‘The ransom has been set at $50,000. Good day.’

  12. dave says:

    And somehow…they all seem to managed resembling their cat. Creepy.

  13. Halfreck says:

    This is the face of a cat that is being given a divine message from Ceiling Cat himself. Miraculous!!!!

  14. Dmummey says:

    the Son on the left looks like he just left a CIVIL WAR RE-ENACTMENT .. Not trying to be mean….I’m just saying….

  15. Ginger says:

    I just have one question: What are they gonna do with the cat when the Evil Photo Shoot is over?

  16. Michelle says:

    Those sure are snazzy suits. I mean classy. You know what would jazz up the picture even more? A random cat. Yes, a cat would make the picture PERFECT!

  17. Christina says:

    Is the cat even alive?

  18. Glorious Pantaloons says:

    That doesn’t seem awkward. That is a beautiful Bengal

  19. Rachel of Cyberia says:

    Blue Tie is kinda hot, in a shady-lawyer kind of way.

  20. binkymae says:

    Did they chose this cat because of his handlebar mustache?

  21. Lenin says:

    Chairman Meow

  22. HeatherW says:

    The album cover to “The Best of Office and Department Store Muzak: Vol. II”

  23. Lou says:

    Which one is the favorite son? The one with the tie that matches dad’s AND a pocket hankey!! The other son wasn’t allowed such frivolousness!!

  24. Jesse says:

    Someone ought to tell the cat it could’ve been worse. The guy could’ve been in his birthday suit and using the cat to cover up that area of his body while the picture was taken.

  25. Ghost says:

    Been in an accident? Call the law firm of Greenberg, Cooper, Bedderman and Mr. Whiskers. We’ll get you what you deserve… and catnip.

  26. caleb says:

    cats are for closers!

  27. gruven_reuven says:

    Clearly the guy on the left did not get the memo

  28. Pipergirl says:

    At least they have clothes on, unlike SOME previously featured cat lovers….

  29. Robert says:

    You know the son on the right is the one taking care of the business while the brother on the left has some “made up” job, like Director of Product Enhancements.

  30. Bleah! says:

    If you’re gonna take a formal picture, button you’re flippin’ jacket! Jeeeeezzz!

  31. cass says:

    The other brother who couldn’t grow a beard was not allowed to sit in the picture. But, he got his revenge by sitting to the left of the camera man and dangling a string which distracted the cat, thereby ruining the perfect picture.

  32. Jamie says:

    Marney, here is the proof that your cat still lives. Please deposit a million dollars in the shoe box provided. We shall never speak of this moment again.

  33. Nazy says:

    don’t let PETA see this picture of u torturing that cat! lol

  34. tracy says:

    I know who the godfather of this mafia is!

  35. tamigirlrocks says:

    I love the kitty; makes the photo so very cool! Brett: hope you didn’t go to the Kmart on 16th street and Roosevelt or 43rd ave and Indian School. That would be awkward!

  36. zora says:

    the disconcerted look certainly runs in the family. down to the pet, even.

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