Chairman Of The Beard

You don’t get to hold the cat for nothing.

(submitted by Brendon)

(title submitted by John)

118 Responses to “Chairman Of The Beard”

  1. zora says:

    the disconcerted look certainly runs in the family. down to the pet, even.

  2. tamigirlrocks says:

    I love the kitty; makes the photo so very cool! Brett: hope you didn’t go to the Kmart on 16th street and Roosevelt or 43rd ave and Indian School. That would be awkward!

  3. tracy says:

    I know who the godfather of this mafia is!

  4. Nazy says:

    don’t let PETA see this picture of u torturing that cat! lol

  5. Jamie says:

    Marney, here is the proof that your cat still lives. Please deposit a million dollars in the shoe box provided. We shall never speak of this moment again.

  6. cass says:

    The other brother who couldn’t grow a beard was not allowed to sit in the picture. But, he got his revenge by sitting to the left of the camera man and dangling a string which distracted the cat, thereby ruining the perfect picture.

  7. Bleah! says:

    If you’re gonna take a formal picture, button you’re flippin’ jacket! Jeeeeezzz!

  8. Robert says:

    You know the son on the right is the one taking care of the business while the brother on the left has some “made up” job, like Director of Product Enhancements.

  9. Pipergirl says:

    At least they have clothes on, unlike SOME previously featured cat lovers….

  10. gruven_reuven says:

    Clearly the guy on the left did not get the memo

  11. caleb says:

    cats are for closers!

  12. Ghost says:

    Been in an accident? Call the law firm of Greenberg, Cooper, Bedderman and Mr. Whiskers. We’ll get you what you deserve… and catnip.

  13. Jesse says:

    Someone ought to tell the cat it could’ve been worse. The guy could’ve been in his birthday suit and using the cat to cover up that area of his body while the picture was taken.

  14. Lou says:

    Which one is the favorite son? The one with the tie that matches dad’s AND a pocket hankey!! The other son wasn’t allowed such frivolousness!!

  15. HeatherW says:

    The album cover to “The Best of Office and Department Store Muzak: Vol. II”

  16. Lenin says:

    Chairman Meow

  17. binkymae says:

    Did they chose this cat because of his handlebar mustache?

  18. Rachel of Cyberia says:

    Blue Tie is kinda hot, in a shady-lawyer kind of way.

  19. Glorious Pantaloons says:

    That doesn’t seem awkward. That is a beautiful Bengal

  20. Christina says:

    Is the cat even alive?

  21. Michelle says:

    Those sure are snazzy suits. I mean classy. You know what would jazz up the picture even more? A random cat. Yes, a cat would make the picture PERFECT!

  22. Ginger says:

    I just have one question: What are they gonna do with the cat when the Evil Photo Shoot is over?

  23. Dmummey says:

    the Son on the left looks like he just left a CIVIL WAR RE-ENACTMENT .. Not trying to be mean….I’m just saying….

  24. Halfreck says:

    This is the face of a cat that is being given a divine message from Ceiling Cat himself. Miraculous!!!!

  25. dave says:

    And somehow…they all seem to managed resembling their cat. Creepy.

  26. starsky51 says:

    ‘The ransom has been set at $50,000. Good day.’

  27. Melanie says:

    They are preachers in an obscure southern town who practice the dangerous faith of “kitty handling”.

  28. Kayla says:

    The Godfather says, if you want Fluffy back, you gotta pay me the $50,000 or he’ll be sleeping with the fishes tonight!!

  29. John says:

    haha.. the cat’s all “Help meh PLOZ!”

  30. Come, Mr Bigglesworth!

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