You can always spot the fathers who will have trouble letting go.
(submitted by Anton)
The baby’s eyes have obviously been doctored on the picture, so it’s not that funny since it’s not how the real shot actually looked.
Brazil 66 – LOL
I accidently the baby.
Proud Dad, Creepy Dad.
I think the baby realized that he was capable of choking him.
the babies not so sure…hehehe…GOD bless, dia
“I love him so much I just want to squeeze him into me!”
It looks like he’s choking out the baby to me.
I live in DFW & we have a restaurant here called Uncle Julio’s. The sign has a drawing of a guy who looks JUST LIKE dad!! Mustache, giant creepy grin and all!
anyone who said they “cried when they saw this” what on earth is your problem? this picture is funny yet i know it wasn’t suppose to come across that way. Get over it, and cry over something thats worth your time.
I laughed so hard my eyes watered. And the fact that it was not meant to be funny is what makes it even funnier.
I agree…this photo made me cry, but from laughing so hard. The comments helped, too. Lighten up, already!
I think the kid is saying ‘Dad, could you love me a little less? This lack of air is making me woozy.’
If the baby has this much hair on his head now, he’s gonna put dad to shame someday.
LOVE this picture! Happy daddy! He’s just trying to hold baby’s head at the right angle.
This is the funniest picture of all time. I coud barely stop laughing!!
“MOM – WHO IS THIS GUY!!??”
but still awkward
Is it me or does that baby not look just like George Lopez? I mean really, look at that face and look at George!
The dad is just demonstrating what happens when you cross Marnie.
Which makes me wonder. If Marnie is aware of this site, the holiday meal letter for this year will be extra scathing.
ROFLMAO! Maybe he isn’t “regulation size”
Is it just me or does this guy look like Jeff Takeover from YouTube…LOL.
Why is Frank Iero of MCR strangling that baby?
Kid never had a chance.
Did the baby survive??
We said “Support the baby holding up the neck, not around the neck”
Daddy? Daddy? I can’t bweave…Daddy?
I don’t know why this is posted here they look like a perfectly adorable and happy family.
Um… except for the ‘dear lord, please don’t kill me’ look on the baby’s face. Are you not able to pick up on that??
Uh, the chokehold around dear baby’s neck maybe?!? And the look of fear directed at his father?
Baby..it’s what’s for dinner.
Awww, I think it’s kinda cute. He looks like a brand new father who’s just so happy to meet his baby. Looks very early 80’s..
“Dad, I AM trying to smile, I’m just not old enough yet!”
the baby’s face is priceless 😀
Sweet Jesus. I’m most pissed at the photographer for taking the picture when he should have instead been saving the baby’s life.
Thanks a bunch I had to wipe down my laptop after I splurted a whole mouthful of coffee when I read your comment!!
i find myself needing a “Gallagher Show” type covering on my keyboard since discovering this sight. either that or not eating or drinking at the computer!
Don’t mess with the Zohan.
A champion brawler and obnoxious drunk, he never understood the knot in his throat and thoughts of his dead father when he put a guy in a chokehold.
Until he found the photo.
It’s like the affectionate (and equally disturbing) human version of the Bart/Homer choke
Hahahaha you are so right!
The baby’s eyes look photoshopped.
Your post looks photoshopped.
Holy Cats! Jimmy Fallon is choking that infant!
first thought with Jimmy Fallon – classic
Right?? I thought I was the only one seeing Jimmy Fallon.
Well, his life after “Saturday Night Live” hasn’t been very good. Might as well do *something* to get back in the public eye.
Um…he has his own show every nite….
So EXACTLY what I was thinking!!!
I think it’s Jimmy Fallon’s dad with Jimmy. I mean that would explain so much.
THAT’S MY CHEM PROFESSOR
Dude that baby is all like dude and that dad is all dude like what??
That right there is the stuff of nightmares. I’d love to see a picture of that kid today.
Hehehe, this makes me lmao. He’s probably actually doing an okay job of supporting the baby’s head, but their differing facial expressions make it pricless.
Yeah, I agree — the picture was just snapped at the wrong time. It sure does make for a funny photo, though! If that kid ever gets mad at the dad, he can just threaten to show this pic to CPS. Hee hee.
I agree – I think it *looks like* the father is choking his baby, but in reality, he’s supporting the baby’s head while posing with much enthusiasm. I kinda like this shot – definitely not one for the mantle as it will make people cringe, but to me it shows the excitement this man has for his newborn.
Has the Department of Children’s Services been alerted?
The fear in the baby’s eyes. Yikes!
Where’s Brasil ’66 ?
Is this a new way to support the baby’s neck and head? Scary!
By choking !
That’s what I was thinking, that someone told him to support the baby’s head, and he didn’t have a clue!
The dad certainly has a good head on his shoulders!
I want to see the portrait of them eighteen years later. I’d bet a substantial sum that nothing but the size of the heads changed.
I agree! This has got to be like this guy’s 7th kid. I’ve seen dads like this and they get more and more casual and non-chalant with each human their wife casually and non-chalantly expels into the world.
haha. hilarious to see the miscommunication in this thread.
Truly fantastic mix up there…WOW. Awkward.
Also the hyphen in non-chalant was delightful. Do you think this poster sometimes attempts to be chalant to show everyone she really means it.
Oh my gosh! So creepy/scary!
that’s exactly what I was thinking:
Steve is crazy! But he sure can dance.
I’m sorry–that’s seriously disturbing. I can’t even look at it without cringing.
I agree. I don’t find it funny at all. Just creeps me out.
Really? I find it delightful!
The baby looks terrified
It’s a newborn. Newborns always make faces like that even when they’re happy. I think the dad’s hands could be placed better but he looks like a proud papa so that makes me smile.
Wow – the expressions couldn’t be in greater opposition! Hilarious!
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