Body By Dad

November 21st, 2009

Body By Dad - *AFP Hall Of Fame*

Jennifer was the only baby in the neighborhood with creatine in her formula.

(submitted by Jennifer)

107 Responses to “Body By Dad”

  1. Stephanie says:

    The photo is hilarious but the caption and the title are what really do it for me. i laughed so hard i snorted and woke up my infant. Thank you, AFP.

  2. Kristi says:

    Maybe he’s trying to show he would protect his little girl from future suiters?

  3. rick says:

    That kid came with the bottle of baby oil he slathered all over himself and he thought….”may as well get her in the photo too”.

  4. J says:

    bahahaha to answer peoples questions…..he is married and this is real…..and he was a professional body builder…

  5. Kira says:

    wow look at his legs!!

  6. voltair says:

    The kid does NOT look impressed

  7. kathleen says:

    Anyone familiar with the term ‘DIL*’? Because it just happened to cross my mind…

  8. LOOKIN says:

    I don’t know what he is the most proud of?

  9. Kiron says:

    Nice way to celebrate his kid’s first punch in the face

  10. Laura says:

    I don’t see why this is awkward? The guy is obviously a competitive bodybuilder, wants his kid in a photo with him……big deal.

  11. Kimblee says:

    This is too sweet.

  12. Evil Abraham Lincoln says:

    Is that Chris Jericho?

  13. Walter P says:

    He needs to hook up with the mom being held by her 3 sons. Just think of the babies they could have together.

  14. judy says:

    Ha! I am a photographer and I have had many people request things like this….It is amazing what people think would be a “great” idea. I have photographed something very similar with one of my clients. They must have read the same muscle magazine that week and thought it was an awesome idea.

  15. Chanceee says:

    wrong in so many ways

  16. Tim says:

    Yo, little girly-man…listen to me now and hear me again tomorrow, I am here to pump (CLAP!) this baby up!!

  17. steve says:

    wow, he seems happy…so why the long face?

  18. xavier says:

    That smile, that fist and a baby should not al be in the same photo:

    “Now watch me beat this baby’s face in with my bare fist!”

    • Franci1969 says:

      while I’m totally convinced that this ‘Dad’ would never do anything to the liitle baby, the position of his fist does scare me.

  19. holdthemayo says:

    Poor Mom. Now she’s got two babies to coddle. One’s just ickier.

  20. Dora says:

    It is awkward and embarrassing, but endearing at the same time.

  21. Renagade676 says:

    Wow. This picture has so much detail, I can not only see the baby, but the junk that made it possible!

  22. rico says:

    i think he is hot, kinda. in a daddy type fetish.

  23. Robn says:

    I think its hilarious when a body builder’s head just doesnt fit the body.

  24. Jano says:

    Taking the expression “fruit of my loins” way too literally

  25. Karen says:

    Funny stuff. Take a good look at that little baby….the look on her cute little face is say, “Oh dear Lord, get me away from this guy!”

  26. jnmcnally says:

    It’s sad
    when Dad
    thinks he’s most important

  27. Dawn says:

    He’s got so many muscles, he can lift that heavy baby and still flex! LOL

  28. Jenny says:

    Little bundle of joy.

  29. Jak says:

    Pity he’s hetro…

    • Cathy says:

      I think the vote is still out there. There isn’t a wedding ring. There’s a shot that this guy is still single and maybe even playing for the home team.

      • jay says:

        It is probably not even his child. He is just using the baby for an awkward photo prop! … better idea than a trash can I might add!

  30. Michael says:

    By contrast, that baby looks so out of shape and lay-zee!!

  31. Heather says:

    JS says:
    November 21, 2009 at 3:25 pm

    What the heck does β€œSNS” mean? Been reading this blog for weeks, I can’t figure it out.

    If you go back through the much older posts you’ll see that they had what was called the “Saturday Night Special”…. a post of particular fun and awkwardness that appears here every Saturday night. They’ve merely abbreviated that to SNS. πŸ™‚

  32. jackspratt says:

    Amazing teeth.

  33. Spunky says:

    He got his body back so quickly after baby.

  34. Tim S says:

    If he lifts her over his head 5 times a day until she’s fully grown, think how strong he’ll be then!

  35. Matt K says:

    What a delightful little package!

  36. Bri says:

    So, this is very fake. the head, the hand, and the baby are more three-dimensional than the body… I right?

  37. Boppie says:

    Banana hammock…check.
    Where’s the baby hammock?

  38. Kirsten says:


  39. Cee says:

    What a sweet photo!

  40. Nikki says:

    His legs are awkwardly shiny.

  41. magillicuddy says:

    well, photoshopped probably, but still funny

  42. Dane says:

    Sending a photo to the Olympic committee was the best way to get Babylifting entered as an official sport. If that failed, the Mr Daddyverse competition was waiting in the wings.

  43. theturbolemming says:


  44. JS says:

    What the heck does “SNS” mean? Been reading this blog for weeks, I can’t figure it out.

  45. Jorie says:

    I’m surprised he didn’t bronze the baby.

  46. BB says:

    Mmmmm, I’d like to make more babies with this…stud?

  47. cuteasasa says:

    Don’t know about awkward but it’s very oddward.

  48. Beth says:

    This reminds me of a neighbor of ours who went running everyday..we called him Johnny “Sweats” Adonis…I think that might be his brother.

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