i love this person – they are nuts !!! if anyone in my family were told to do any of these things they simply would not ! they would do what they wanted when they wanted and bring whatever they wanted however they wanted – o yea and it all still taste pretty good ! good luck marney :}
Upon reading this for the tenth time it occurred to me that Marney’s request of “no cocktail sauce” is my favorite part of this letter. Maybe some of the diners like cocktail sauce! Maybe the people bringing it would like some. What would Marney do if I wanted cocktail sauce and brought my own — tear it from my hands?
Wow I never knew people like Marney even existed! That is truly a fearsome thing to behold. It’s one thing to be verbal that way, but to be in written form…pity his own family…lol
What a RIDICULOUS micromanager, I would immediatlely RSVP “no thanks!” and that she should never host anything. I’m sure a horrible time was had by all….
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i love this person – they are nuts !!! if anyone in my family were told to do any of these things they simply would not ! they would do what they wanted when they wanted and bring whatever they wanted however they wanted – o yea and it all still taste pretty good ! good luck marney :}
Someone should be given therapy for Christmas…..
Upon reading this for the tenth time it occurred to me that Marney’s request of “no cocktail sauce” is my favorite part of this letter. Maybe some of the diners like cocktail sauce! Maybe the people bringing it would like some. What would Marney do if I wanted cocktail sauce and brought my own — tear it from my hands?
Freaking Marney. Cocktail sauce nazi.
Wow I never knew people like Marney even existed! That is truly a fearsome thing to behold. It’s one thing to be verbal that way, but to be in written form…pity his own family…lol
This is HILARIOUS! Thanks for sharing it.
My reply would be:
Dear Marney
Get stuffed! Oh and please use my recipe for that, not your own one that you brought last year.
What a RIDICULOUS micromanager, I would immediatlely RSVP “no thanks!” and that she should never host anything. I’m sure a horrible time was had by all….
“You know how Mike is”.
I love that bit
Marnie,
Where can I find the regulations handbook for mashed potato casserole dishes?
Thanks for all you do and are.
JD
It sounds like the script for a “I LOVE LUCY” show, oh you Americans crack me up so ya do, but love ya sense of humour, Tata x
To Much ! Epic ! I sent this to my Auntie who busts her butt every year doing it all for 15-20 people… She roared in laughter… This can’t be real !
Hm…. My 3rd grade teachers name was June Davis…. I wonder……
What exactly is Marney cooking? Anything beside the turkey???