Imagine my surprise as one Sunday night I’m running through awkward family photos when suddenly I recognize a family full of clowns. Yes, these people are members of my family!! That’s actually the grandmother to those four children. She’s my aunt. And when I was a little girl, she sewed me a clown costume too.
Oh horror. I was laughing hysterically at all the photos until I got to this one. I. Freaking. HATE. Clowns! (Mimes are terrrifying as well – don’t you want to punch them and run??) I feel so badly for these kids – birthdays must be a nightmare….
Oh….myGod. Really, I’m pretty sure dressing your children as clowns should be considered child abuse. I’m afraid they’re going to fall upon me in the night and slaughter me in my sleep.
What did the one cannibal say to the other as they were eating a clown? “Does this taste funny to you?”
But seriously, I am terrified of clowns and can totally sympathize with the baby. And why is the one kid’s face painted like a clown but he is in an Eyeore costume???
This is honestly my biggest nightmare, and their is a whole family of them??? YIKES! And is the baby a bunny? What a way to make him/her feel like an outcast! “Sorry son, you aren’t creepy enough yet to be a clown.”
You both just named two of my favorite clown-themed movies. I read the book before they made “It” into a movie and, trust me, the movie’s nothing. If the movie messed you up, you don’t want none of that book.
I think the eeyore clown is as cute as a button (and so are the other little kids). The one in the center with the hat reminds me a little of Tammy Faye.
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Imagine my surprise as one Sunday night I’m running through awkward family photos when suddenly I recognize a family full of clowns. Yes, these people are members of my family!! That’s actually the grandmother to those four children. She’s my aunt. And when I was a little girl, she sewed me a clown costume too.
Oh god. It’s my worst nightmare!!! Not just one creepy clown, but a whole damn circus….
Insane Clown Posse: The Early Years.
GET ME OUT OF HERE.
Baby bunny for dinner! YUM!
Oh horror. I was laughing hysterically at all the photos until I got to this one. I. Freaking. HATE. Clowns! (Mimes are terrrifying as well – don’t you want to punch them and run??) I feel so badly for these kids – birthdays must be a nightmare….
Oh….myGod. Really, I’m pretty sure dressing your children as clowns should be considered child abuse. I’m afraid they’re going to fall upon me in the night and slaughter me in my sleep.
WHY SO SERIOUSSS?!
Haha true…… it’s scary!
My worst nightmare!!
Old joke:
What did the one cannibal say to the other as they were eating a clown? “Does this taste funny to you?”
But seriously, I am terrified of clowns and can totally sympathize with the baby. And why is the one kid’s face painted like a clown but he is in an Eyeore costume???
Thanks to this picture, now I suffer from a fear of clown families as well.
Didja notice you can see right through the rainbow clown’s hair?
It’s like he’s a ghost clown
AHHHH! all clown photos should have a disclaimer in the title. nightmares on tap!
“Quit clowning around! We need to take this photo for Grandma!”
Now we can see why there are tons of people who suffer from clownphobia… scary!
Hey, what’s up with the spooky eyes over the head of the lobster clown?
The baby is Marie from Aristocats, I know because my sister was Marie the same year I wore the Eeyore costume featured in this picture as well!
I am officialy scared of clowns now. These are just spooky.
So true. It is a very common fear. Hate the clowns with a passion, barely tolerate mimes.
Ironically, the kids all grew up to be CPAs.
Hey! Give clowns a break!
Defending clowns? Is “Penny” short for Pennywise??
Bet you love mimes too!
Gah! Don’t get me started on mimes. *shivers*
C’mon kids! We all know ” a mime is a terrible thing to waste!”
Didn’t we sign a treaty banning mimes?
This is honestly my biggest nightmare, and their is a whole family of them??? YIKES! And is the baby a bunny? What a way to make him/her feel like an outcast! “Sorry son, you aren’t creepy enough yet to be a clown.”
ditto! Clowns freak me out!
In my opinion, here are two types of people in the world, those that think clowns are cute and amusing and sane people.
Then there’s Eeyore. Random.
IT 2: Pennywise’s Wife & Kids
ROFL!
I’m now beginning to understand why a couple of my friends have a fear of clowns
that is horribly awesome. i want it on my wall.
I don’t blame that poor baby. Did anyone else watch Stephen King’s IT as a child? I have a lifelong fear of clowns and storm drains as a result.
Or what scared the crap out of me “Killer Clowns from Outer Space”
You both just named two of my favorite clown-themed movies. I read the book before they made “It” into a movie and, trust me, the movie’s nothing. If the movie messed you up, you don’t want none of that book.
Is it just me, or does the clown holding the baby seem like a Cyndi Lauper themed clown?
thank you!
Two words: Night. Mare.
I think the eeyore clown is as cute as a button (and so are the other little kids). The one in the center with the hat reminds me a little of Tammy Faye.
Betcha I know what these kids DON’T want to be for Halloween…
AHH! TUESDAY MORNING NIGHTMARES! NO CLOWNS! NO CLOWNS! NOT THE CLOWNS!!
This is terrifying.
What’s scarier and more torturous than clowns?
That’s right…turning your children into clowns.
Oh, the humanity!
LMBO!
Can’t sleep! Clowns will eat me! Aaack!
I think these might be validated Juggalo gang members.
Wringling Bro’s gang! They ride around in a lowered clown car.
…and up to 30 of them to a car at that!