An old roommate of mine said his dad brought home a live tree for Xmas one year. Mom wanted a real big one. Dad brought home a 9 foot tree with an 8 foot ceiling. The solution? Why, cut a foot off the top of course. Mom didn’t find the humor in it.
This sadly is me, and it was submitted by my sister. Kind of funny because I didnt know it existed for all these years. The guys at work sure got a laugh out of it. Haha, oh christmas bush oh christmas bush!
Ah, memories of awkward Christmases past. My favorite was the year the scrawny, home-grown Christmas tree had a large bald patch in the middle. Instead of turning that side to the wall, as my mother suggested, my father drilled a hole in the trunk and glued in one of the cut off lower branches.
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Those lead ornaments didnt catch on.
An old roommate of mine said his dad brought home a live tree for Xmas one year. Mom wanted a real big one. Dad brought home a 9 foot tree with an 8 foot ceiling. The solution? Why, cut a foot off the top of course. Mom didn’t find the humor in it.
My son and I are crying of laughter over here…… A festive Shrub…….. :L and he looks sooo proud of it! Thanks for sharing….
This sadly is me, and it was submitted by my sister. Kind of funny because I didnt know it existed for all these years. The guys at work sure got a laugh out of it. Haha, oh christmas bush oh christmas bush!
Ah, memories of awkward Christmases past. My favorite was the year the scrawny, home-grown Christmas tree had a large bald patch in the middle. Instead of turning that side to the wall, as my mother suggested, my father drilled a hole in the trunk and glued in one of the cut off lower branches.