It’s XMAS: Deck The Halls
December 24th, 2009
On second thought, keep it simple this year. Merry Awkward Christmas from AFP!
(submitted by Herman)
AwkwardFamilyPhotos.com
Spreading the Awkwardness
SO WHAT AREA ARE THESE NATIVES FROM AND WHAT DID THEY DO WITH SANTA?
I am so disturbed by this that my initial reaction was “ARRGGHGHGHHHHHHH!!!” . Even though the mom and dad in this pic have great figures, it still frightens me to no end. I hope they are saving some money to send their kids to therapy.
who’s idea was this… What is holding the leaves up???? So many questions… One! WHY!!!
OH. MY. GOD. They cropped off the youngest kid’s right arm.
What on earth do fig leaves and coconuts have to do with Christmas?!
Dad should skip Oktoberfest this year.
“You thinking what im thinking honey.”
“Of course i am… nude.”
Poor kids!
This is disturbing on so many levels!
My thoughts exactly!
Mom has posed nude before (and appears comfortable doing it). Look at her feet.
Dad wears a speedo.
Tan lines – Tell tale signs….
Mom looks like a “fembot ” from the Austin Powers movie.
The woman has a banging body.
Was Mom an Irish dancer?
Blanca if you know them… my question is why was this photo ever taken???
This is funny but SO wrong at the same time!!
I LOVE this photo!
These are my friends. It was my idea that the photo be submitted. Herman and Marilyn are very funny, creative people.
Notice how the woman has the biggest leaf…
That is just wrong on so many levels
xD this s too much!
Isto fez-me lembrar dos Flinstones… xD
VILLLLMAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
^^v
MOM! DAD! WT*! ugh i hate my family
Come on. Does anybody really believe that this is NOT just a bad Photoshop effort? The funny aspect is that someone thought this constituted a convincing fake Christmas photo.
it’s real!!!
”how many bars do you have…?.”..lol.. i ”crack” myself up….
Nice AT&T reference.
WUT.
And where exactly is Dad’s right hand?
Exactly what I was thinking. He looks way too happy for it to not be doing something back there..
they must be european. mom only has a bottom tan line, and dad wears a speedo. plus they have no problem with nudity.
German or Scandinavian most likely from my experience of travelling around Europe.
jajajajajajajajajajajajajajajaja
He is German!
G…..R…..Double E… N…LEAVES YATTA YATTA….
OHAYOOOOO!
Thatt older kid is cute
I hope that isn’t mistletoe.
OR POISON OAK
HAHAHAHAHHA!!!
Now this is one picture that I really hope was photoshopped!
Really? Am I really seeing this?
The kids seem totally cool with it, like they get naked for all the high holidays.
That older boy is cute
the most awkward part about this photo is trying to figure out if thats a mom or a sister..
yea, thats what i was thinkin! she looks to young to be the mom!
she is the mom.
Mom is freakin HOT, My leaf would have major lift with her under my tree. If my wife looked like her I’d try to show her stuff off any way I could.
I must admit, the mom does have the nicest body! I thought it was like, the older sister or something.
at least they are fit.
agreed
It’s Santa’s elves from Gilligan’s Island! Those kids are now grown and making holiday movies where children prefer to be Home Alone….
I took a close look at all of the faces and found a few interesting details. The man and the woman appear to have their faces “chopped”. If you manipulate the photo you can see a rectangle area of odd pixilation on the womans face and a square one on the mans. The Kids oddly enough do not show any signs of tampering…
Kat it didn’t look like that when it first ran…
it is a real photo. really, i know.
Lordy. How do you top a Christmas photo like this?
loose the fig leafs !!
woah.
no kidding
How do they keep those fig-leafs on? My guess? Velcro!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Mystery solved! LOL!!!
Wow. And I thought the classic “Wonder Years” pic from the early days of AFP was bad.
I think she is the mother. She has flat feet and so does the older boy.
she IS the mother. They also have a little girl that was cropped out of the photo. I know this family. They are AWESOME!
Ok, does anyone else think Mom’s coloring is odd? She’s white down to her necklace and then tan…almost as if someone else’s face was pasted over her’s. Weird.
It’s actually not that odd. My guess is that mom wears make-up with sunscreen in it (most makeup has that), so her face stays lighter than the rest of her body.
Is this the same family that posed for LOLcats??
HECK NO!! THANK GOODNESS!
Merry Christmas Marney!
From the Amy Misto family.
Priceless! Great memory!
What picture?
Deck the what???
What is so strange also is that they seem to be in a public area! You know how you can take souvenir photos at a luau? Was there a whole LINE of families just waiting to get naked and have their pics taken??? The mind boggles!
Must have been a luau at a nudist camp.
it’s their back yard. They called it The Island of Bar I Hai.
Actually, I really like that picture. Is their last name Hall? I have friends by that name but I would REALLY hate to see them naked Except that’s exactly what my mind’s eye is doing. Aw man!
Mom has no tan lines? How is that possible? I think she is stealing all the sun from the kids!