Deck The Halls

December 24th, 2009

Deck The Halls - *AFP Hall Of Fame*

Hey, it was the 70’s.

(submitted by Herman)

250 Responses to “Deck The Halls”

  1. LOOKIN says:


  2. kathleen says:

    I am so disturbed by this that my initial reaction was “ARRGGHGHGHHHHHHH!!!” . Even though the mom and dad in this pic have great figures, it still frightens me to no end. I hope they are saving some money to send their kids to therapy.

  3. anomyous says:

    who’s idea was this… What is holding the leaves up???? So many questions… One! WHY!!!

  4. Seddah says:

    OH. MY. GOD. They cropped off the youngest kid’s right arm.

  5. ReginaPhalange says:

    What on earth do fig leaves and coconuts have to do with Christmas?!

    Dad should skip Oktoberfest this year.

  6. sadie says:

    “You thinking what im thinking honey.”
    “Of course i am… nude.”
    Poor kids!

  7. Kathi says:

    This is disturbing on so many levels!

  8. maggie says:

    Mom has posed nude before (and appears comfortable doing it). Look at her feet.

  9. Kailin says:

    Dad wears a speedo.
    Tan lines – Tell tale signs….

  10. chazz says:

    Mom looks like a “fembot ” from the Austin Powers movie.

  11. Z says:

    The woman has a banging body.

  12. Lucky says:

    Was Mom an Irish dancer?

  13. Chelsea says:

    Blanca if you know them… my question is why was this photo ever taken???

  14. Ash says:

    This is funny but SO wrong at the same time!!

  15. Blanca d'Anjou says:

    I LOVE this photo!

  16. Blanca d'Anjou says:

    These are my friends. It was my idea that the photo be submitted. Herman and Marilyn are very funny, creative people. 🙂

  17. Rockquel says:

    Notice how the woman has the biggest leaf…

  18. Jessica says:

    That is just wrong on so many levels

  19. ikkemas says:

    xD this s too much!

  20. Lucas says:

    Isto fez-me lembrar dos Flinstones… xD



  21. Dave Pooler says:

    MOM! DAD! WT*! ugh i hate my family

  22. Markus says:

    Come on. Does anybody really believe that this is NOT just a bad Photoshop effort? The funny aspect is that someone thought this constituted a convincing fake Christmas photo.

  23. shelly long says:

    ”how many bars do you have…?.” i ”crack” myself up….

  24. Penny Dreadful says:


  25. Lisa says:

    And where exactly is Dad’s right hand?

  26. mer says:

    they must be european. mom only has a bottom tan line, and dad wears a speedo. plus they have no problem with nudity.

  27. Comet the Wonder Horse says:

    G…..R…..Double E… N…LEAVES YATTA YATTA….

  28. Lisa says:

    Thatt older kid is cute

  29. Indy Dave says:

    I hope that isn’t mistletoe.

  30. Cindi says:

    Now this is one picture that I really hope was photoshopped!

  31. Hannah says:

    Really? Am I really seeing this?

  32. Awkward Turtle says:

    The kids seem totally cool with it, like they get naked for all the high holidays.

  33. Lisa says:

    That older boy is cute

  34. gabi says:

    the most awkward part about this photo is trying to figure out if thats a mom or a sister..

  35. Dave says:

    Mom is freakin HOT, My leaf would have major lift with her under my tree. If my wife looked like her I’d try to show her stuff off any way I could.

  36. m says:

    at least they are fit.

  37. Cwazy Wabbit says:

    It’s Santa’s elves from Gilligan’s Island! Those kids are now grown and making holiday movies where children prefer to be Home Alone….

  38. Kat says:

    I took a close look at all of the faces and found a few interesting details. The man and the woman appear to have their faces “chopped”. If you manipulate the photo you can see a rectangle area of odd pixilation on the womans face and a square one on the mans. The Kids oddly enough do not show any signs of tampering…

  39. Hexipooh says:

    Lordy. How do you top a Christmas photo like this?

  40. Nowax says:

    How do they keep those fig-leafs on? My guess? Velcro!

  41. Steve says:

    Wow. And I thought the classic “Wonder Years” pic from the early days of AFP was bad.

  42. t.carroll says:

    I think she is the mother. She has flat feet and so does the older boy.

    • Magie d'Anjou says:

      she IS the mother. They also have a little girl that was cropped out of the photo. I know this family. They are AWESOME!

  43. Merry says:

    Ok, does anyone else think Mom’s coloring is odd? She’s white down to her necklace and then tan…almost as if someone else’s face was pasted over her’s. Weird.

    • Ursula says:

      It’s actually not that odd. My guess is that mom wears make-up with sunscreen in it (most makeup has that), so her face stays lighter than the rest of her body.

  44. Jesse says:

    Is this the same family that posed for LOLcats??

  45. iBlackbook says:

    Merry Christmas Marney!

    From the Amy Misto family.

  46. Maria says:

    Deck the what???

  47. Mamacrab says:

    What is so strange also is that they seem to be in a public area! You know how you can take souvenir photos at a luau? Was there a whole LINE of families just waiting to get naked and have their pics taken??? The mind boggles!

  48. Annie says:

    Actually, I really like that picture. Is their last name Hall? I have friends by that name but I would REALLY hate to see them naked Except that’s exactly what my mind’s eye is doing. Aw man!

  49. gruven_reuven says:

    Mom has no tan lines? How is that possible? I think she is stealing all the sun from the kids!

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