Santa’s Little Goths

Screw jolly.

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  1. Damagedxrose says:

    wow this was from 3 years ago wasn’t it. Back in you normal days Mike? …. lol …

    RIP Santa, he died 2 years ago…. he always dressed in funny socks and weird printed shirts …. he was awesome …..
    alotta the kids up at Nesh Mall get pic with santa, he was used to it …

  2. Denise says:

    Santa loves all the special people

    • Kelly says:

      To everyone saying rude things about this. As you can tell these people probably really don’t give a s*** about you judging them. That’s what you r doing! “Just face it”. Deep down in side they r like everyone of us even on the outside.”HUMAN” I would think twice before judging. Karma’s a b****. This picture is very artistic and moving in my eye’s. But again who am I to judge.

      • Andersen says:

        Oh lighten up, Kelly. I’m sorry your parents spilled the beans and told you there was no Santa at an early age. But that is not reason to take it out on those of us who still find humor in life’s small favors.

        • kenai says:

          i agree andersen, i think its a great pic too kelly. but they or someone did put it on here. they want someone to laugh or say something.

        • Michelle says:

          Is that where goths come from? People telling their kids at an early age that Santa doesn’t exist? Interesting. ;)

      • NatashaLynn says:

        Okay Kelly which one are you in the photo? You’re the one with the pink hair aren’t you.

      • Pip says:

        Dude…chill out! They’re on a website designed to blast awkward photos. There isn’t a single photo on this entire website where the people in it aren’t being made fun of.

      • ripp says:

        oh. it just made me smile. then it made me think about how me and my friends were going to do that this year but they all went to the country so we couldnt and that made me sad.

      • Ferd says:

        I’ll try 2 spk in ur languaj, Kelly, bcuz english duz not seem to B ur native tongue. 1st of all, no, they’re not like everyone of us even on the outside. The rest of us don’t look that stupid. That’s not judging, that’s just offering an opinion.

        U mentioned ur “eye’s.” The picture is artistic and moving in ur eye’s what? Ur eye’s cornea? Retina?

        • Jusumguy says:

          I am a “goth” and LOVE this picture. I have a similar one myself with the easter bunny. I don’t care if people laugh at it. If I can find it, I will post it. I enjoy the small things like that – cliche and awkward.

          Kelly – I understand where you are coming from – TRUST ME – but at the same time getting defensive (especially with internet people) is ASKING to be ridiculed.

          • brittani says:

            agreed! you gotta deal…if not enjoy…if not THOROUGHLY ENJOY (lol) taking pics like this if you choose to dress like a goth, right? (black goes with everything, I sure don’t mind)

      • marstracy says:

        …..and Santa did finally visit the land of the misfit toys.

      • ReginaPhalange says:

        Wow, Kelly. Have you scheduled the surgery to get that stick removed? I doubt a bunch of goth kids being photographed with Santa were taking themselves quite *that* seriously…

        • ckirk says:

          Kelly, I have nothing against “goth” people, but the picture is still funny! First of all, Christmas is usually associated with bright colors, red bows, snow, etc. NOT Slipknot, heavy black eye-makeup and all black clothing. Aaaaand, even if the people in this picture weren’t in black clothes, it would STILL be funny because not a SINGLE person is smiling!

          It’s just an amusing picture! Lighten up! Geez!

  3. Willie Tyler&Lester says:

    I don’t think any of these elves will be Dentists.

  4. hayley says:

    why are everyone’s comments so stupid and trying to get a “WIN” “WINNER!!!” or some stupid s*** that doesnt matter like that? i prefer to ACTUALLY comment the picture than trying to get compliments from strangers.

    this picture is actually quite sweet. that santa looks a lot like the one i took a picture with once. really had the santa look going on. the kids look nice too, just because they have another style doesnt make em stupid or bad persons. also, is it just me or the girl on santas right (left on the picture) looks a FREAKING lot like bellatrix lestrange (elena bonham carter) ????

    • fas says:

      WINNER!!!

    • Angel says:

      Thats Hellen Bonham Carter and the poor girl looks more like Wednesday Adams. I am a proffetional tarrot reader and the boy with the pink hair is NOT happy to be there. The only people truly enjoying the picture takin is us and the two girls on each side of santa (may he rest in peace) This site is made for ridacule whether you like it or not. Judging others is how all of us servive we make judgments based on first instincts and if you are asking us not to judge them how about your judgement of our coments GROW UP they posted the pic for us to laugh and believe me I am laughing outloud!
      Angel

      • Harris says:

        “I am a proffetional tarrot reader and the boy with the pink hair is NOT happy to be there.”

        LMAO, Science!

        …and it’s tarot. professional.

  5. Devin says:

    Santa, all I want is a $50 gift certificate to Hot Topic, the entire “Twilight” series and a razor to cut myself afterwards! Oh and some hair dye would be nice,too. Cherry red #12

  6. jeaneane says:

    I immediately knew this was the Neshaminy Mall Santa….he died??

  7. ManusNigrum says:

    Most awesome Santa Picture EVER!

  8. Threethisweek says:

    WOW! Ho F@#$ Ho! I don’t think they’ll be including celebration of the birth of Christ in their holiday plans.

  9. whitney says:

    i’m just wondering how you people are recognizing that santa? weird. the picture is cool but no one is smiling so it kind of looks like a cd album or something for some terrible band.

  10. Kelly says:

    HAHAHA I legitimately know every single one of these kids.

  11. Zibith says:

    I did this when I was an angsty goth kid back in high school, except we posed with the Easter Bunny lol

  12. Unlike many posts on the internet, this was fun to read and gave me some valuable input. I will have to put a backlink on my website. Regards. J

  13. Nancy says:

    Kelly, I thought it was a good picture except for the boy who looked so unhappy.
    I hope you all were having a good time. There isn’t anyone who posts a comment on these pictures that hasn’t had some pictures that could be made fun of, or appear weird to others. I know a lot of people don’t understand the Goth look (I’m over 50 and I would have loved to have dressed like that when I was that age). If you’re clean, honest, and have a good heart you’re all okay in my world.

  14. Katie Swim says:

    I think this is actually very cute.

  15. Joe says:

    Hope they didnt all ask for razor blades!!!

  16. squirtle1973 says:

    That is the coolest looking santa ever. Very sorry to hear he passed :(

    For the group in that pic, that’s gotta be an awesome memory and something to show the grandkiddies.

  17. tim says:

    why so serious?

  18. cincha says:

    I LOVE this one, probably because I teach high school… teen age kids adopt all kinda guises and masks and poses, but when it comes to Santa, they all still kinda believe.

  19. BSE says:

    Oh my God, this is so funny on so many levels. Irony is the best level. I can’t even find the words, it’s like looking at my own sense of humor personified! I love it. Favorite photo ever.

  20. loyal to the santa says:

    By the way, to all of you-
    He was the best mall Santa ever and I think this picture proves it. May he RIP ;)

  21. Kathi says:

    Wow, for a moment, I thought it was my daughter and her friends. She has the same slipknot sweatshirt AND the pink hair.

  22. once... says:

    1. Lets clear this up at the time, the man/woman looking guy on the left was around…20? I’d like to say. Everyone else is 15. PROBLEM NUMBER ONE.

    2. No one forced them to take the picture, they’re a bunch of “rebel” little rich kids who think that its cool to dye their hair pink and black and shave their eyebrows and hangout at neshaminy malls on friday nights.

    3. I know everyone in this picture personally and things haven’t really gotten much better.

  23. LOOKIN says:

    CRACK ME UP,,,THIS MUST BE TIM BURTONS FAMILY CHRISTMAS PHOTO.”.NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS” IDEA!

  24. Queen says:

    They only believes in Santa.

  25. Kelly says:

    Ya’ll don’t know what’s up. In our head’s we are all the same.

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