January 19th, 2010

Greenery - Siblings

These sisters have nothing to hide.

(submitted by Patti)

91 Responses to “Greenery”

  1. Steph says:

    Wow, were you guys extras in Duran Duran’s “Hungry Like the Wolf” ?

  2. John says:

    Welcome to the local chapter of the Rambo fan club.

  3. Hannah H says:

    haha the one on the left was my 8th grade math teacher!

  4. Tony H says:

    Be verweee verweee quiet………..We’re hunting Wabbits!!!!

  5. Lee says:

    Al Gore loves them for going green

  6. Outfitstealer says:

    looks like a picture someone took of some stalkers outside the livingroom window

  7. Goonette says:

    Is one sister black and the other white or is that shadowing? Not that I care ..mixed myself.

  8. Ron says:

    ohhh.. Betty. The way he says “ungawa” and makes the the Ellephant stomp on his aluminum recycling is just dreamy.

  9. Will says:

    They’re eating her. And then they’re going to eat me. OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOD!

  10. pella lee says:

    The one in the leaves is obviously the “wild” one…

  11. Katie Swim says:

    Are you sure theyre sisters? They look totally different.

  12. WI_DJ says:

    That’s gotta be the worst use of props I’ve ever seen. Someone punch the photog.

  13. Chris says:

    Look at those two nuts hanging from that tree.

  14. Geno says:

    Careful! At some point, they’re likely to actually pounce.

  15. Jeff says:

    Someone’s got jungle fever!!!!

  16. Lux says:

    that the photographer used a Fake plant ruins it for me.

  17. Lindsay says:

    Too bad this was their best attempt at camouflage.

  18. carol says:

    The scary thing is they both look familiar.

  19. Corey says:

    Sisters? id say there mom has somthing to hide.!

  20. Chanceee says:

    brilliant way to cover up a big zit!!

  21. Phil says:

    Patti, are you from Phoenix?
    I recognize the two of you.

  22. Lenny says:

    Only a question….Why????

  23. lorri says:


  24. T.R. says:

    As the cougars hide behind their camouflage of choice they day dream of the tasty 20 something treat they will be enjoying later that night.

  25. Fanboy Wife says:

    At least they’re not pregnant and topless!

  26. Skipping Lunch says:

    This is a future episode of MonsterQuest and they don’t want us to see the evidence until the program airs. – they are in the woods trying to trap fairies — see? right off the cut off corner you can see three very tiny fingers!

  27. shrubble says:

    “I told you he leaves the curtains open when he showers…”

  28. Hexipooh says:

    Reminds me of the old proverb: A Bird in Hand is Worth Two in the Bush

  29. Keisa says:

    On a clear day you can see forever….

  30. Patricia says:

    I have to say, though, they ARE lit nicely. Not an easy task with the leves and the squatting.

  31. Nan says:

    I’m curious about what was in the lower left corner that was trimmed away?
    My mom & I used to cut people out of family photographs (such as ex-boyfriends, ex-wives). I preferred to cut a perfect outline of the person, my mom just hacked off the offending section.

    • Patti says:

      Nah, just cut the “Olin Mills” off the corner! Although personally I would have left it on there – God knows they’re famous for their stupid photo shoots!

      • Allison says:

        Ha – Olan Mills…humiliating hapless consumers, one bad photo at a time.

        Seriously…this would be me and one of my friends hiding in the backyard of any of our favorite male actors.

        Patti, thanks for the laughs, this picture is classically awesome!

  32. Marshall says:

    Twin sisters from different mothers…

  33. Marc says:

    I didn’t know that co-joined twins extended into plant kingdom as well.

  34. dime666wife says:

    Please, just leaf those two girls alone!

  35. Onyx says:

    “boxers?” “NO, Briefs” ….. “oh my…” “nude! HIDE!” “Can he see us now?”

  36. Robert says:

    Ahhh, yes, the family that stalks together, stays together!


    Now, just wait for it, she’s about to drink some more. Get ready with that air horn!

  37. bmj2k says:

    How not to be seen, lesson 2.

  38. Don says:

    May I introduce Cammie Flauge and Heidi Goseek

  39. Dorothy says:

    The plants aren’t plastic…it’s a ‘silk jungle’. That’s classy!

  40. Uncuw Biww says:

    and it’s bungle in the jungle….

  41. Bruce says:

    It seems that the photographer spared no expense to get the best plastic plants money can buy. Work it!

    • Patti says:

      Yes, that’s me and my sister. I’m now convinced the photographer had been smoking one of those plastic beauties before we got there to think that was a good idea. I knew that humiliation would be worth it someday!!

  42. say what says:

    Sisters?? I’d say they DO have something to hide!

  43. meansheep says:

    While at their cousin’s wedding reception, Carolyn was disappointed once again to find her sister, Fern, totally “potted”….

  44. meesh says:

    they literally have jungle fever, too bad its a plastic jungle !!

  45. Jeeps says:

    Shhhh, wait til he drops his pants…

  46. No comment says:

    Be vewy quiet. I’m hunting wabbits!

  47. PissedChef says:

    You can’t see us, we’re not here.

  48. Jeff Boggs says:


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