Caption This

Thank you to everyone who submitted captions! In some cases, multiple people came up with the same caption, so we went with the person who said it first. Here’s your winner:

Do you think this dress makes my armpit look fat?

-Jen

Honorable Mentions:

“My Best Friend’s Sweating.” (Shauna)

“Maid of Odor. ” (Rob)

Love stinks. (Coolmcfinn)

You’re only as good as your pit crew. (Eipee)

Still has that “new bride” smell. (Bryan)

I love the smell of bride in the morning!” (Diego)

Not exactly what they mean by catching the bride’s bouquet. (Juanny)

Something borrowed, something blue, something stinks — is it you? (Tom)

It was at this moment that they realized why she was left at the altar. (Stephanie)

(pic submitted by Jill)

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750 Responses to “Caption This”

  1. Jeff says:

    Cool, you can see what John Malkovich is doing.

    or

    Well, it might make your honeymoon night a bit awkward, but chin up, love conquers all.

  2. Gloria says:

    What in the Spirit of Christmas, I thought what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas… clearly the commercials are misleading…

  3. Renee says:

    “Bad news Jill… That pungent bouquet we keep smelling isn’t coming from these here bouquets we’re holding…”

  4. BB says:

    When Veruca Salt was married, you better believe she had the Personal Sniffer she always wanted.

  5. The scene from the director’s cut of Terms of Endearment where Debra Winger’s character learns she has cancer.

  6. Being in a wedding party: the pits.

  7. dennylou says:

    After you check out my pit, would you check out the zit on my forehead?

  8. Helena says:

    DIY deodorant kit: she thought it was a great wedding gift until the honeymoon.

  9. Nope, no more flowers growing in there.

  10. MV says:

    Ah yes, Martha, you smell that? That’s the smell of your envy…

  11. Andy says:

    **(Due to overwhelming response, caption will post at 3:00PST.)**

    The caption will be “post?” But there were so many better ones than that.

  12. Kt G says:

    Echo echo hellow in there

  13. Chris says:

    I could have told you that shaving the hair would not eliminate the crabs.

  14. Pookie says:

    check check…is thing on

    hey doc, it hurts when I do this

    female version of “pull my finger”

  15. Shauna says:

    Am I the only one who said “My Best Friend’s Sweating”? 700 comments?! Holy shite, someone else must have said it between now and then…There were only sixty-something comments when I posted it yesterday. This thing has blown up!

  16. NomNomNom says:

    Ah man, the caption that won SUCKS! Its very lame. There were much better ones.

    Love Stinks
    And the “New Bride Smell” should have been the winners. C’mon man!!!

  17. MAndi says:

    “It does smell like strawberries”

  18. Rachel says:

    “You missed one.”

  19. rick says:

    he’ll love me for ever with this new taco scented deodorant!

  20. carol says:

    The caption winner quote is hilarious!! hahahaha! Too funny!

  21. carol says:

    They’re ALL great! Just read the rest!

  22. lisette says:

    that winning caption was soooo lame/cliche…and not even funny..standards are slipping :(

  23. LAURIE says:

    “Gee, Your Armpit Smells Terrific!” Sounds like a brand name of deodorant to ME!

  24. Greg says:

    The smell of Victory!

  25. teetee says:

    wow im sorry the winning caption sucked…i think that the winning one should have been “made of odor”

  26. teetee says:

    *maid

  27. Wes says:

    “Yes I’m sure I can wear a white dress! I still a virgin right here…See!”

  28. Jake says:

    this is the same person from “you may now smoosh the bride”

    http://awkwardfamilyphotos.com/2009/12/28/the-smoosher/

    are these all staged pictures?

  29. john b says:

    “Yep, you shaved every hair. Don’t worry David,…Mark will never suspect a thing!” ;)

  30. Cheyne says:

    “I don’t think you have anything to worry about. I’m pretty sure you can’t get herpes in your armpit.”

  31. Julia says:

    Something borrowed, something blue, something stinks — is it you? (Tom)

    that is hilarious! i think this one should have won.

  32. Eddie says:

    “Now if you look closely, you can see the remains of what used to be an ancient Indian tribe…”

  33. tracy says:

    There’s nothing like the smell of white diamonds and onions.

  34. wicked1 says:

    I think all the captions were very good and funny! Ya’ll crack me up.

  35. Lee says:

    If you think this smells bad, you should smell my sneakers

  36. Ben says:

    Hey, this is the same girl as in The Smoosher! What the hell was wrong with her photographer?

  37. Brian says:

    I’ve checked everywhere and the only zit on your body is that little one on your forehead.

  38. Debbie says:

    Gee Marcia that pit zit is almost as big as the one on your forehead!

  39. helenhill says:

    Do you see my hickey there?

  40. Bob says:

    wow, your growing just married HAIR, aaahhhhhhhhhhh!!!

  41. Ruth says:

    “Can you smell me now?”

  42. ReginaPhalange says:

    What kind of lunatic would photograph a moment like that?!

    The captions are hilarious; my faves are “new bride smell” and “best friend’s sweating (hate the movie, btw)”.

  43. jennwahh says:

    oh, hey, there’s Waldo…

  44. joel schamber says:

    “I told you i’d get married first. time to pay up!”

  45. Sammy says:

    Scent of a Woman (gone wrong)

  46. Pedro says:

    Caption: Until odor do us apart…

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