My Best Friend’s Sweating

January 21st, 2010

My Best Friend’s Sweating - Wedding

It’s good to be the maid of honor.

(submitted by Jill)

762 Responses to “My Best Friend’s Sweating”

  1. E_in_MD says:

    Martha’s Coney Island Hotdog scented deodorant was the envy of all her brides maids.

  2. Andrew says:

    Yes, Alice, go down the rabbit hole….

  3. beilzibub says:

    Something old, something new, something borrowed, something peeuw

  4. beilzibub says:

    ssssnnnnniiiiifffff…….. Yeah, I give it two weeks

  5. Adam says:

    Yep. In fact you missed 3.

    or

    Nopeā€¦ not even a bunch of Hyacinths can cover that smell.

  6. Taylor says:

    Something old…

  7. Mel says:

    Nope I don’t see any stuble. Looks like you got it all sis!

  8. Samanthug4220 says:

    ‘Oh the things you’ll do for your best friend on their wedding day.’

  9. nychris524 says:

    No, sweetheart, it’s not there that I don’t feel so fresh, it’s DOWN THERE!

  10. Baloo says:

    “In Soviet Russia -> armpit smells you.

  11. Tina says:

    I guess if you’re both into that, it’s cool.

  12. William says:

    Testing 1…2…3… Is this thing on? Can you hear me now?

  13. Ryoki says:

    “As was the tradition of their ancestors the bride is prepared. The ‘Maid of Honor’ first checks the bride for body lice then spits three times into her armpit for luck.”

  14. Bob says:

    “He gave you a hickey…where?”

  15. Patricia says:

    What? It’s my natural scent.

  16. tk says:

    I smell divorce

  17. Jon says:

    Jersey Shore fist pump makes its way to the world of nuptials…

  18. Damn girl, you ain’t smellin fresh at all!

  19. sarah schuoze says:

    Maid of Honor = Worst Job Ever!

  20. Ryoki says:

    “I don’t read palms but your armpit indicates a happy marriage, long life and many strong children.”

  21. Corby says:

    Slider, (sniff sniff) you stink.

  22. Renee says:

    Maid Of Odor

  23. Carrie says:

    If the photographer asks if you’re sure on your wedding day, this isn’t what he means.

  24. RSS says:

    I think I know why you got stood up at the alter.

  25. RSS says:

    “I think we found something old”

  26. Anno says:

    It DOES look like Jesus!

  27. dan says:

    for HIS sake I hope thats not the only thing that smells like teen spirit!

  28. Thea says:

    Is it something old, something new, something borrowed, or something blue?

  29. DreamingLiz says:

    You may sniff the bride.

  30. M. Arnold says:

    Yes Norma Jean, that is the damndest thing i’ve ever seen.

  31. Miss Thing says:

    I agree…shaving WAS a better idea than braiding your armpit hair, Lucy.

  32. Karl says:

    I think I can see Russia from my porch.

  33. Boosch says:

    Caption:
    Swamp Smell

    Comment:
    I told you that on my wedding day, I wouldn’t smell of rot.

  34. blueMagoo says:

    Wow that’s some hickey you got there and from the best man! Really?

  35. k says:

    See any stubble?

  36. Rachel says:

    Do I still smell like Krystal’s?

  37. Bob Jones, Esq says:

    Okay, now will you tell me what the people’s elbow is?

  38. Renee says:

    “Maid Of Odor”

  39. Jillian says:

    Something old, something new, something borrowed, something blue…something smells.

  40. JR Ewing says:

    “Does Melanoma count as ‘something new’?”

  41. Dave says:

    Sandy was desperate for a last minute bridesmaid removal, so she devised a clever plan to administer a sleeper hold on Denise.

  42. Jon says:

    you’re right that mole does look funny

  43. bobbi blaine says:

    Are you Sure you want to marry him?

  44. Brad says:

    My fiance wanted me to be kinky and shave myself for our wedding night. What do you think?

  45. MechaStewart says:

    You’re right, you do have a nicer bouquet.

  46. Shaun says:

    Smells like a bunch of fish. Like a whole lake full of…oh.

  47. Jeff says:

    “If you look just a little closer you can see why you will forever be a bridesmaid”

  48. Angie says:

    “You’re right! Dove does make them appear softer!”

  49. Shazam says:

    Not little white dress approved

  50. At the last possible moment, Jessica convinced Mary that it was her duty as Maid of Honor to yank the three long, unshaven underarm hairs out with her teeth.

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