Saturday Night Special: Simply Radishing
January 30th, 2010
Blend in.
(submitted by Linda)
Tags: 80's, glasses, great outdoors, vegetables
Saturday Night Special: Simply Radishing
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Wasn’t this guy in “North and South”? The camelia blossoms look familiar…
With that outfite, don’t you think he’d be more comfortable standing in a grove of bananas?
Really? I mean, REALLY???
Heh! I think the sock tan is what really makes this pic
I’m sure the radishes are cover for his real crop!
Wow Adam from Mythbusters has really let himself go!
I think I know where one of his socks went!
Strange, but of all the disturbing aspects of this image, the thing that really bothers me is the slightly askew spectacles…
What Santa does in the off season.
I think I want to have his baby…
There you have it, radishes grown near oleanders will give you poor eyesight. so poor in fact, that you recreationally wear the emperors new clothes to garden in.
Honestly I think this dude looks like he’d be really cool to hang out with. Just a totally confident but laid back hippy beet farmer, probably smokes a pipe and reads leatherbound novels after a long day’s speedo harvest. His wife wears long white linen dresses and like to watch birds. Definitely a dude of means.
FTW!! Your comment made me cry from laughing…I can just see it!
you have hit the nail on the head!!!! I can only imagine that he lives in an octogonal house with solar panels, and drives a karmann ghia.
right???
I have that very same strainer. I’ll never think of it the same.
The scariest thing about this picture is that he kinda looks like my ex-husband, only older. Man, I really dodged a bullet there!
Wow…thank goodness this wasn’t a picture of him from behind picking the radishes.
Yes I noticed the swimsuit, the basket, the sock lines.. but what I really appreciate is that there is a white flower on either side of him that seem to gently frame his mid section… you’re kind of drawn to the swimsuit… excellent photo composition skills, I must say.
oh the collander, not basket, my mistake.
I want to put this on the fridge.
Here’s one we prepared earlier,& remember all the ingredients can be found on the bottom of a guinea pig cage…..next week Hot Salmon Milkshakes….catcha then.
oh!
And thanks so much for sharing!!
I think he is secretly growing carrots too
never knew ted nugent wore glasses
My eyes are watering.
I could have gone my whole life without seeing that photo. Ughh.
Well, he’s a natural redhead…where the heck is the unsee button????
While he was pulling raddishes he forgot to trim the bush. : /
This picture, like a pack of wild clowns, scares the crap out of me.
sock tan!
This just goes to show you (at least to me) It doesn’t matter how big your package is if you’re unpleasant to look at.
Think of the gastric consequences of all those radishes! He’ll be blowing out the seat of his Speedo!
Ugh!
Good looking basket.
LOL!
No. Simply, no.
@ Anne I thought the same thing!
I say good for him. The look on his face clearly says, “I don’t really care what any of you think.” Stand proud, Mr. Radish Hammock!
Indeed, I am intrigued by this bearer of produce. Clearly he’s a peace-loving man or there’d be guns (as we’ve seen before). And, ahhh, that intense stare. I want to get to know him better, maybe. Actually, maybe not.
Not guns, Denise. Compound bows.
I’m going to call it a radish hammock from now on. lol.
Cheech & Chong, here’s a little something to celebrate the opening of your new movie, “Beach Party Hearty, Dude …”
Mythbuster Adam Savage after a year of no shaving and no haircuts?
Hi! Welcome to the neighborhood. I have some fresh vegetables for you.
Wow. That’d have me repacking my moving boxes in no time.
Is that a radish in your pocket or are you just happy to see me??
I was gonna ask if he had one down the front of the suit but I like your comment better.
Hmmmmm. More like a cucumber.
He’s trying to find a cure for farmers tan.
I think those are actually beets, not radishes. That would explain alot. No one would ever go pick radishes in a speedo, that’s beet wear.
Of course! What on earth were we all thinking!
Sounds like something Dwight from The Office would say
Totally cracked up at “beet wear”!!!
OMG, make it go away!
getting ready for another Myth Busters episode…
I totally thought he looked like Adam, too!
that was hilarious! i so agree!
This takes “I reject your reality, and substitute my own!” to a WHOLE ‘nother level!
It looks like Adam and Jamie from Mythbusters had a love child.
With Colonel Sanders!
XD
Makes me kinda wonder about the secret herbs and spices, too…
:S
And I’ll never eat the slaw again, either…
AAAAKKKK!!!
at least take your socks off
greatness…
Why the loud speedo you ask??? So he can be found more easily if he gets lost in the garden!
in case the speedo gets lost, look for his incredibly white feet
In case the speedo gets lost, run like hell!!!
Amen, iLOLd!!!!!!!!!!! Amen!
After growing up under foot of his demanding and cold grape-growing father, Rendondo swore he would never crush another fruit. He bleached his feet, feeling the stain would never leave him any other way. His loving wife, Merina, learned to live with this oddity. Rendondo, however, could never get the love to the soil out of his blood. It reminded him of the long summers working next to his long-suffering and protective mother. He would wear his bathing suit, and when his dad was off on business, Rendondo’s mother would let him splash in the irrigation ditches.
Merina knew that he was a good man at heart, and could not begrudge him his time in the fields working through his conflicting emotions. She only wished he would grow rhubarb as radishes gave her indigestion.
Love your comment! You should enter it in the Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest.
I second that, well done.
Wow-that was incredibly thought out! Very funny!
Cracking up after reading that!!! Nice
fabulous
BRAVOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Bravo!
I just LOVE the caption; if it is meant to describe his feet! What a picture
I’m so uncomfortable, thinking of this guy outside without his shoes.
That is so legit.
I know the sock line tan tells us this isn’t a regular occurrence. He dressed down especially for the picture.
got a barrel that’s blue and gold…
@RockinBarb…HILARIOUS!
ya got me with that one. A month from now it will pop (no pun intended) into my head, and I’ll laugh all over again.
Nature’s bounty….
Yeah, well, he needs more than the quicker-picker-upper…
XD
yep, this one will keep me up at night.
This is why I never eat the food at potlucks.
I just realized that pot+luck is an oxymoron, as witnessed by this picture.
(Not that I’m insinuating anything…)
(…okay, I kinda am…)